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Heads up ... there's a lot of genital talk in this video ...

John Salley has some "pointers" for Usher about how to take a world class ... Internet-breaking ... truly inspiring and memorable ... picture of your penis.

Usher "inadvertently" showed his little guy on Snapchat Thursday ... posting a nude snap with a smiley face covering his happy place ... but leaving a little bit left over to say hi.

We asked John about this man-sized malfunction when we got him out at LAX -- 'cause he's sorta like an expert -- and he gives us the lowdown on proper penis pic etiquette.

Take notes, fellas ...

Angelica Bridges did one season of "Baywatch," and while her body's more than ready to slip into the ole red swimsuit again -- there's NOTHING wrong with the one she's wearing here.

The 45-year-old bombshell who played Lt. Taylor Walsh in 1997, posed in some barely there material (we think it's a swimsuit) for a photo shoot Thursday in Malibu.

She's not slated to appear in the upcoming movie. Reshoot, please!

Ellie Goulding took her flawless bikini bod to Miami's South Beach the day after taking in Beyonce's Formation concert -- where she had a killer view.

Speaking of which ... no need to ask why you got Ellie on your mind. That's kinda obvious.

#EllieForeverToo

Usher just broke the cardinal rule of taking a naked selfie by posting a tad bit more than he probably realized on Snapchat.

Ursh snapped the pic Thursday and captioned it "blowin off steam" with an emoji covering his junk. Upon closer look it was hard to ignore that the emoji failed to cover all of his man parts and the tip of his dong was left sticking out.

We had to retouch it a bit since it's technically a d*** pic, but you can use your imagination and probably Google and find the real thing.

Daphne Joy took her talents to South Beach for a dip and some rays -- sans boyfriend Jason Derulo.

50 Cent's baby mama was down there with a friend for some girl time.

She was probably down there with Jason, because he was nearby in Hollywood, Florida doing a radio show ... without a shirt.

"Gigolos" star Nick Hawk's gotta be feeling real cocky after insuring his money making man parts for a cool $1 million.

We're told Nick got the policy through Geldin Insurance. We're also told the eye-opening day at the office for his insurance broker was taped, and will be featured on the reality show.

As we reported ... Mariah Carey recently had her legs and vocal cords insured for $70 million -- so, in the insurance world, at least ... Nick's package is still kinda small potatoes.

The Game's penis is giving back ... and not just to millions of his thirsty fans on social media.

After Ethika sales soared from Game's big revealing Instagram posts ... the underwear line and rapper got to work on a new line of briefs, specifically for a deal with the rapper.

We got the first pics of the collection (junk-free, sorry) which will benefit Game's charity, The Robin Hood Project. We're told for every pair of the drawers sold, one will be donated to a homeless shelter.

The collab was pretty inevitable since sales spiked 500% after Game's selfie went viral.

Game's also promising a surprise for all paying customers. Here comes more junk.

Draya Michele is gonna piss off pregnant chicks everywhere -- 'cause she's practically back to her pre-baby bod in less than 3 weeks.

We got Draya outside Revolt TV's studio in Hollywood and it was obvious the kinda shape she's in after pushing out her son, Jru. She revealed how she's doing it, but remember ... individual results may vary.

Of course, the 'Basketball Wives' star was still pretty damn smoking during pregnancy.

Zac Efron ate it HARD after failing to master the classic "Baywatch" run.

One minute the sculpted heartthrob is hitting strides and the next he's eating sand as The Rock and the rest of his babe-mates looked on. Check out the photos ... the fall might have been scripted, but it doesn't matter. It's funny either way.

He may hate our soccer team, but international soccer superstar Zlatan Ibrahimovic sure loves the U.S. when it comes to pool parties.

Here's Zlatan livin' it up at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas over the weekend ... chattin' up a bunch of hot chicks while flexin' out in a sleeveless shirt.

Of course, the Swedish-born superstar famously called the Team USA soccer team a "big joke" back in 2014 ... despite the fact his crappy team didn't even qualify for the World Cup that year.

By the way, Pele told TMZ Sports he LIKES the U.S. soccer team -- so, suck on that Zlatan.

#GoUSA #WeBelieve

Ariel Winter ditched flower crowns and chokers and started a whole new Coachella trend on the final day of the festival.

The "Modern Family" star's top kept getting smaller throughout the weekend. To her defense, it gets hot in the desert and it doesn't hurt to always be pool ready.

Too bad the fest's only 3 days long.

Ariel Winter got right into the Coachella spirit ... combining some lace and ripped shorts for a barely-there outfit.

Winter was spotted strolling through the Californian festival grounds Friday with boyfriend Laurent Claude Gaudette.

We can't speak for Gaudette ... but we're guessing he'd give his gf two big thumbs up.

Happy Friday ... if you're Jessica Alba, who gets to spend it in Hawaii (again) in a bikini that's quickly being devoured by her incredible ass.

The Dallas Cowboys aren't the only ones gettin' ready for the season ... the Cowboys Cheerleaders are also gearing up -- starting with a bikini fashion show in Mexico that's just EN FUEGO!!!

The DCC was at the Marival Resort near Puerto Vallarta to shoot their annual calendar -- when they decided to give hotel guests one helluva fashion show.

Check out the pics ... HOW BOUT THEM CHEERLEADERS?!

Hope someone remembered the SPF 3000!

Here's golf superstar Rory McIlroy catching some rays in Barbados with his fiancee Erica Stoll ... trying to carefully fill in some of that t-shirt tan he got on the links.

Rory and Erica -- who works for the PGA -- got engaged back in December. No word on when the wedding will be.

Ariel Winter brought along two girlfriends to a Hollywood lunch ... and they hogged the spotlight.

The "Modern Family" actress distinguished herself at the Glamour's Game Changers Lunch Thursday at Au Fudge, Jessica Biel's new restaurant.

Definitely a game changer.