Hot Bodies

Dennis Quaid relaxed with an 8 pack on his Hawaiian vacation, but no beer was involved ... that we could see.

Quaid showed off his hardcore abs along with his lobster-red tan poolside on Oahu's North Shore. Normally this type of thing wouldn't be a big deal ... except Quaid is flippin' 61!

Can't knock his gym hustle. However, he should know to apply sunscreen more liberally.

Baseball great Kirk Gibson's son hasn't taken a swing in the majors, but he's still hitting home runs ... on the beach with his smoke show GF.

Cam Gibson -- who was drafted by his pop's old squad, the Detroit Tigers last summer -- and girlfriend Mackenzie Miller were in Maui this weekend ... and both flaunted their assets.

Unlike his dad's famous clutch World Series homer -- no one would say it's "impossible" these 2 hooked up. Hard bodies attract hard bodies ... aka #AbsGetCakes.

Rita Ora and her skimpy bikini learned the dangers of the mighty ocean as she ran ashore ... covering up her almost exposed hooha.

"The X Factor" judge and 25-year-old pop star left very little to the imagination in her Miami-faring bikini as she laughed off her close miss.

Rita's beach bosoms aren't the only near release these days -- the pop star is waiting for her day in court to be sprung from Jay Z's Roc Nation label.

Mark Wahlberg's vacation in Hawaii had to have been preceded by tractor ride, because the dude has a perfect farmer's tan!

Mark's on vacation with his fam in Hawaii. His arms big, his board shorts festive and his tan ... uneven.

There's an easy cure.

Santa delivered a very special gift to the beaches of Rio this year in the form of Alessandra Ambrosio.

The Brazilian-born Victoria's Secret supermodel and her almost equally gorgeous thonged-out friends swam in the waves and sipped coconut juice straight from the source.

The 34-year-old mother of two still looks as perfect as ever.

Can't say we blame Jason Statham.

One of the hot basketball playing thong models in the video Gilbert Arenas used to bash the WNBA says Gilbert is NOT entirely wrong ... the league needs to sex it up if it hopes to survive.

Selena Gomez can't keep her super hot, half-naked selfies to herself ... not that anyone's complaining.

Selena says she's teasing some new material with this sexy shot, but that could just be smoke and mirrors. We've got a pretty good idea who she's really teasing -- intentionally or not.

Again, not that we mind.

Victoria's Secret models went guns blazing in a bikini shoot in St. Bart's this Sunday.

Bikini clad models Behati Prinsloo, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill brought their A-game and played a fun game of "let's be beautiful and get paid for it."

What's better than 4 Victoria Secret models on the beach? 4 Victoria Secret models wrestling on the beach.

Here's Serena Williams SLAYING at her S.I. Sportsperson Of The Year celebration party in Manhattan Tuesday night.

Bet you wish you'd have thought of Reddit.

Talk about bang for your buck ... Victoria's Secret is still putting Candice Swanepoel through her paces on the beach in St. Barts -- thank God.

Candi's been shooting all week down there -- in a number of flexible poses -- and Tuesday she slipped into a wetsuit-ish thing. Not really sure what to call it, except freakin' hot.

Best autocorrect ever?

Dictionary.com defines "lardass" as ... "a person having unusually large buttocks."

Just sayin' ...

Candice Swanepoel in St. Barts. Day 2. Victoria's Secret photo shoot.

This could not possibly have come from apes.

Can we get an Amen?

That shirtless jogger who went viral because he's hot and looking for love, has something more than just great looks to offer -- he's a 24-year-old virgin.

Ethan Renoe tells TMZ he's been single since 2008, but all that's likely to change since he's been hit up by a couple thousand women after WGN posted the clip of Ethan for a run Sunday in Chicago in the rain ... without a shirt. As he explained, it was just too wet for a top.

Now the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute is getting flooded with offers. Ethan says he's serious about finding himself a woman, but says he's still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.

As for the rest of his dating profile -- Ethan's into photography, personal training, nannying, construction, teaching and, of course ... running topless in the rain.

Candice Swanepoel's ass refuses to be contained -- and we're all better off for it.

Swanepoel hit the beach in St. Barts for a bikini photo shoot over the weekend, and her swimwear got overshadowed by a simple pair of jeans. Yeah, we know it's most likely just for the camera, but watching her struggle to slip on the denim is still ... entertaining.

If her longtime boyfriend, male model Hermann Nicoli, hadn't popped the question last week -- he definitely would have after this.

Victoria's Secret model Josephine Skriver got smashed from behind when she underestimated the power of the ocean during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.

The video is awesome from the very start -- Josephine rolling in the sand, ass in the air -- but gets even better when she decides to wash that sand out of her nether regions.

Watch, you won't be disappointed when the surf takes aim at Josephine. It's alright to laugh ... her tiny frame held up just fine.