Hot Bodies

Kim Zolciak looked like the picture of health splashing in the Mexican surf, less than two months after a stroke and heart condition derailed her "Dancing with the Stars" gig.

Kim jumped waves with daughter Brielle and NFL hubby Kroy Biermann (who's got a week off). The whole fam flew to Cancun to celebrate her and Kroy's 4th wedding anniversary ... and quick road to recovery, which includes a bangin' bikini body.

And Brielle's clearly following in mom's footsteps in that department.

Kim Kardashian is inspiring a whole generation of models ... to get pearl necklaces and flash their asses -- and Abigail Ratchford is the latest.

Ratchford is in the middle of shooting pics for her 2016 calendar -- and at least one month of the year will be an homage to Kim's famous "Break the Internet" pose. Sources connected with the shoot tell us Abigail is doing her take on several famous sexy photos.

We're told there will be at least one topless shot (in body paint), but NO full frontal. There's always 2017, fellas.

You know what they say about butt naked imitation. It's awesome.

Carol Doda -- who rose to super fame as an OG stripper with huge breasts -- died Monday in San Francisco. She was 78.

Doda became extremely popular in the 1960s for her topless dance routines and her 44-inch silicone breasts, which became known as "The new Twin Peaks of San Francisco."

After retiring, Doda opened a lingerie shop in San Francisco called "Carol Doda's Champagne and Lace Lingerie Boutique."

Without Doda, we might not have celebs like Lady Gaga, Channing Tatum or Amber Rose ... who all worked the pole before they became famous.

Doda died from lung and kidney failure.

Kennedy Summers -- 2014's Playmate of the Year -- likes to keep things very loose and very free when she's walking the dog ... obviously.

Kennedy slipped into a red evening gown, and apparently ZERO underthings, to take her pooch out Tuesday in Hollywood.

Caitlyn Jenner put the Victoria's Secret models on notice in NYC -- she's down to flash just as much side boob as they do.

Perhaps inspired by Kendall Jenner's VS Fashion Show debut, Caitlyn hit the after-party at TAO and let ... some of it hang out.

She's 66, but those ta-tas are damn near brand new.

Selena Gomez held her own at the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" Tuesday night ... and her own held up well, too.

Selena performed on the runway and, frankly, she could have walked alongside Gigi and Kendall and it would have been a horse race.

Someone's eating his heart out.

At least one of Derek Jeter's many MANY famous ex-girlfriends is thrilled for him now that he's engaged to Hannah Davis ... telling TMZ Sports, "He's living his dream."

We spoke with model Vida Guerra -- who dated Jeter way before Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba -- who tells us she's genuinely happy #2 found his #1.

"He said once he retired he wanted to get married .... so he's living his dream. Congratulations to him."

Question is ... is Vida jealous that Hannah got the rock and not her???

We asked. She answered. Check out the clip.

Oh, and also check out Vida's hot modeling pics to see what Derek's missing out on. Damn.

'Matrix' star Hugo Weaving stripped down to a tiny, tiny suit and hopped in the water as he enjoyed a day at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia.

Never send a banana hammock to do the job of board shorts.

Suzy Cortez was just crowned the new Miss Bumbum Brazil ... which totally made sense as she turned to walk away.

Sometimes, in the pageant world, it pays to bring up the rear.

Kylie Jenner wasn't about to let the world celebrate her mom's 60th birthday without an attention grab, so she pulled out the big guns -- a tank top, underwear and that's it.

Just like mama taught her.

Charlotte McKinney showed up Wednesday night to GQ's Mexico Men of the Year Awards in a black dress that left little to the imagination, and yet ... you're imagining all sorts of things right now.

De nada, Mexico City. Does this make up for Trump?

The Game's sizable manhood made a huge indent on underwear sales ... TMZ has learned.

Amazingly, Game's package wasn't the only thing people noticed in his IG posts seen 'round the world -- because a spokesperson for Ethika tells us sales have erupted more than 500% for the 2 styles the rapper sported.

We're told Game doesn't have a deal with the skivvies co., but they did send him some swag in August. With the huge sales boost ... Game's gonna be so vein.

#PowerOfthePenis

Here's Brandi Glanville's idea of charity -- proudly exposing her nipples at a fundraiser. She's a giver!

Brandi and Susan McKagan, Duff's wife, attended Rhonda's Kiss charity concert for cancer patients Tuesday night at the El Rey Theater -- where, apparently, the dress code was top optional.

Outside, an absolutely parched Brandi tried to apply logic to her decision to openly sport heart-shaped pasties. Fashion is a very subjective thing. Obviously.

Game is a clutch player.

He posted another impressive pic, with a bunch of pretty hilarious hashtags ...

Former "Baywatch" star David Chokachi didn't need to grab a life preserver and run in slow motion to save his daughter at the beach -- she just held on to Dad for dear life.

Chokachi, aka Cody Madison, took his little girl stand up paddleboarding Monday in Malibu ... and it looks like they both had a blast.

I won't let you outta my sight!

There's good reason why Sports Illustrated model Samantha Hoopes has been hitting the juice bar with her tatas and booty on full display ... she's up for the biggest modeling job of her life.

Hoopes tells us she's up for the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" and she thinks juicing is the secret to being picked.

The S.I. model says she got the coveted call asking her to audition for the lingerie catwalk, a call only a couple hundred ladies get.

She's up against some tough competition -- Adriana, Alessandra and Behati to name a few -- but judging from her photos and recent juice bar runs ... Sam's got a fighting chance!

We are told she flew out for the casting in NYC on Friday ... no word if she's gotten the gig yet.