The Game My Junk Is Massive ... For the Underwear Biz

The Game's sizable manhood made a huge indent on underwear sales ... TMZ has learned.

Amazingly, Game's package wasn't the only thing people noticed in his IG posts seen 'round the world -- because a spokesperson for Ethika tells us sales have erupted more than 500% for the 2 styles the rapper sported.

We're told Game doesn't have a deal with the skivvies co., but they did send him some swag in August. With the huge sales boost ... Game's gonna be so vein.

#PowerOfthePenis

Brandi Glanville Pasties Hide Nipples ... But Not Thirst

Here's Brandi Glanville's idea of charity -- proudly exposing her nipples at a fundraiser. She's a giver!

Brandi and Susan McKagan, Duff's wife, attended Rhonda's Kiss charity concert for cancer patients Tuesday night at the El Rey Theater -- where, apparently, the dress code was top optional.

Outside, an absolutely parched Brandi tried to apply logic to her decision to openly sport heart-shaped pasties. Fashion is a very subjective thing. Obviously.

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The Game Sometimes I'm a Handful

Game is a clutch player.

He posted another impressive pic, with a bunch of pretty hilarious hashtags ...

'Baywatch' Star Now Boarding with ... Adorable Daughter

Former "Baywatch" star David Chokachi didn't need to grab a life preserver and run in slow motion to save his daughter at the beach -- she just held on to Dad for dear life.

Chokachi, aka Cody Madison, took his little girl stand up paddleboarding Monday in Malibu ... and it looks like they both had a blast.

I won't let you outta my sight!

Model Samantha Hoopes Up For The Gig Of A Lifetime ... And It's Not Playboy

There's good reason why Sports Illustrated model Samantha Hoopes has been hitting the juice bar with her tatas and booty on full display ... she's up for the biggest modeling job of her life.

Hoopes tells us she's up for the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" and she thinks juicing is the secret to being picked.

The S.I. model says she got the coveted call asking her to audition for the lingerie catwalk, a call only a couple hundred ladies get.

She's up against some tough competition -- Adriana, Alessandra and Behati to name a few -- but judging from her photos and recent juice bar runs ... Sam's got a fighting chance!

We are told she flew out for the casting in NYC on Friday ... no word if she's gotten the gig yet.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Costume Sparks Major Mom Envy

Alessandra Ambrosio doesn't stand a chance of winning a Halloween costume competition at her kid's school -- and you can see it all over the faces of the other moms.

Double A was decked out as Sexy Little Red Riding Hood when she picked up her daughter from school in Santa Monica, which lead to this amazingly perfect visual.

If you've ever imagined what women think when a smoking hot Victoria's Secret model cruises by ... here it is. Look closely, one of 'em is literally green (probably just her costume though).

Yep, it's all trick and NO treat when ya gotta compete with Alessandra.

Luckily, it's not a competition. Yeah, right!

Karrueche Tran Lil' Tran Bares Her Butt Cheeks

Karrueche Tran pulled off sexy Lil' Kim ... maybe better than the Queen Bee herself could do it these days.

Karrueche threw a Halloween party Thursday night in Hollywood and nailed the hip-hop legend's look from the "Crush On You" music vid ... just with more ass cheek than Kim.

Blue is definitely not Chris Brown's favorite color, but even he'd applaud this costume.

Gigi Hadid Dreams Do Come True ... In My Undies

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Gigi Hadid is living her dream in nothing more than a pair of panties and a bra ... and the whole world gets to watch.

Castings for the "Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show" recently happened and -- no surprise -- Gigi made the cut ... something she says she's dreamed of since she was a little girl.

It's her dream and every man's on November 9th and 10th.

The Game Lethal Weapon ... Barely Concealed

Apparently The Game didn't get the memo about #eggplantfriday being banned from Instagram -- then again, as he puts it ... #WhoCaresWhatDayItIs

Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of women (and 10% of men) agree.

Game is seriously pumping ... his record sales.

Eva Longoria Don't Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me

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Some people spend hours at the gym ... Eva Longoria dances like a Pussycat Doll.

Eva flew to Mexico recently for a dance fitness retreat run by founder and choreographer Robin Antin. It's more of a sexy aerobics boot camp where they tried out the new PCDFIT weighted fitness gloves ... Antin tells us they were inspired by UFC fighter Ronda Rousey for an added kick-ass element.

Eva nails the intense routine, which clearly yields great results.

Jennifer Lopez Mugatu See My New 'Do!

Jennifer Lopez busted out her own version of 'Blue Steel' and even Mugatu's hairdo for her latest concert, because ... there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.

Of course, J Lo also showed off her famous 46-year-old asset during Wednesday night's Madison Square Garden gig. Props to the designer of that super low-cut bodysuit.

Jennifer's so hot right now she could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.

Right, "Zoolander" fans?

David Beckham My Kids Don't Write on Walls ... THEY WRITE ON ME!

David Beckham isn't just a beautiful man, he's a beautiful canvas for kids ... whose doodles just became his latest tattoos.

Becks showed off his fresh ink -- a drawing on his hand by daughter Harper and a "We love you Daddy" scribbled by his boys on his ribs. DB already has a ton of tatts, but bragged about these ... "Apparently Harper is allowed to scribble on daddy" and "The boys expressing how they feel about daddy."

Go ahead and pickup "Celebrity Father of the Year" award now, while we admire your body of work.

Samantha Hoopes Doubles Down ... On Ass Exposure

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Samantha Hoopes returned to the spot where she committed what some people call a crime, and others call a blessing from God -- and this time she was showing off way more skin!

The S.I. swimsuit model stirred an uproar inside Earth Bar in West Hollywood on Tuesday ... because she was wearing the tiniest of booty shorts. Well, she went back Wednesday, and lo and behold (seriously, behold) -- she arrived in lingerie.

Samantha told us, "On the way in some other girl's taking a picture of my ass. Another girl's like where's your pants?" However, you gotta see the guy in our video watching from his car -- he is NOT offended, at all!

Earlier, on TMZ Live, she dropped this pearl of ass-wisdom: "No one wants a finger in my butt."

Umm ... watch, she explains.

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Samantha Hoopes Ass Out at Juice Bar ... Is That On the Menu?!

Here's Sports Illustrated model Samantha Hoopes ordering some juice at Earth Bar in West Hollywood ... with her entire perfectly sculpted ass hanging out of her shorts.

Hoopes is adamant she was properly clothed -- "No I'm not in my underwear it's call motivation to work out & I just came from working out #donthatemyassismallenoughtoweartheseshorts."

Soooo ... who's in the mood for a juice?

Christina Milian Major Valley, Girl

Christina Milian qualified for the Golden Globes Monday in NYC.

She might not get an actual nomination, but she's already taken the prize from where we stand.

WNBA Star Skylar Diggins Face Down, Ass Up That's Da Way We Like To Train

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WNBA star Skylar Diggins is a very serious athlete ... so if you can't take your eyes off how hot her ass looks in the very serious training video you're about to see ... it's not her problem.

We tried ... we failed.

Happy Monday.