Hot Bodies

Demi Moore, rarely seen these days since her split from Ashton Kutcher and a stint in rehab, reappeared Thursday to attend the high school graduation of her daughter Tallulah.

Earlier this week, one of Demi's other daughters, Scout, was busted in NYC for underage drinking and flashing a fake ID.

Porn star Taylor Stevens' Devil-distracting doozies at Game 4 of the Stanley Cup finals this week were no accident -- in fact, Stevens tells TMZ, she was TRYING to thwart the Kings' competition.

If you saw the game Wednesday night ... you couldn't miss 'em -- Taylor's enormous front line was strategically-placed behind the head of Devils coach Peter DeBoer. It was HH-ilarious.

(Yes, Taylor's bra size is HH. We checked.)

But Taylor tells us, her enormous cameo wasn't unplanned ... admitting, "I was trying to distract a little bit." Sadly, it wasn't enough. The Devils won 3-1.

Octomom will not be coming to the stage of a Florida strip joint -- TMZ has learned she's canceling her stripper gig because she thinks club staffers are talking smack about her.

As TMZ first reported, Octomom was set to drop her top (and only her top) at T's Lounge in Palm Beach, FL next month -- but Octo's rep Gina Rodriguez tells TMZ they pulled out of the deal this morning.

Rodriguez says the straw that broke Octo's back was a WPEC12 interview with a club bartender who said, Octo has "a lot of mouths to feed so it was only a matter of time" before she started stripping. The bartender added, "She must be a little crazy, normal people don't have that many children."

Just three weeks after giving birth, former Tiger Woods mistress numero uno Rachel Uchitel showed off her brand new baby girl -- and her fab post-pregnancy body -- in Napa on Tuesday.

The 37-year-old new mom, husband Matt Hahn and their little bundle of joy, Wyatt Lilly, looked like one big happy faithful family as they strolled through Northern California together.

HOLY MAKEOVERS!! Porn is doing wonders for Octomom -- 'cause the mother of 14 is fully glammed up in this photo from the set of her self pleasure video.

The gold and black bikini snapshot of Octo, aka Nadya Suleman, was leaked by another porn star ... Jessica Drake, who "coached" Octo through her performance.

The porn studio behind the video -- Wicked Pictures -- just issued a press release, in which Nadya says, Drake "opened up my eyes to a whole world of self-pleasure that I could never have imagined." Drake says, "I am honored to have helped [Octo] explore her sexuality."

According to the release, the video will show Octomom in a "variety of erotic scenarios" focused on solo masturbation -- all poking fun at her public persona.

Octomom calls the experience "the best, most powerful, and most liberating thing I've ever done."

Compare the above pic to Octo's topless spread earlier this year, and it's easy to see the improvements in her appearance.

Let's hope her finances get a makeover too.

While filming a fight scene for her Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime movie "Liz & Dick" in L.A. on Monday, Lindsay Lohan could hardly contain herself ... as she nearly popped out of her dress.

With Grant Bowler playing Richard Burton at her side, Lindsay's acting nearly got the best of her as she almost bared a lot more than her soul.

Hopefully wardrobe malfunctions will be LiLo's only on-set issues.

Brace yourself -- Tanning Mom used to be white, and kinda hot ... at least she was in a series of glamour pics she posed for in an attempt to break into the world of modeling.

Way back when TM, aka Patricia Krentcil, was in her 20s (think T-Rex) -- and before she turned her now infamous shade of leathery brown -- she took this headshot along with some cleavage-baring swimwear photos.

Krentcil, 44, has pled not guilty to child endangerment ... saying she never took her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth. The case has been sent to a grand jury.

Gentlemen, put your hands together and welcome to the stage ... OCTOMOM!!!!

That's right ... sources close to Octo tell TMZ she has booked a gig at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL for her first stint as a stripper. We're told Octomom will do two shows a night from July 11-15.

But it's not all good news -- or maybe it is -- because we're told that while T's Lounge is all-nude, Octo will only be going topless. And if you were hoping to take Octo back to the champagne room, that's not going to happen -- she won't be doing lap dances.

According to our sources, Octo has felt "sexually liberated" since filming her solo porn (due out this summer) and decided stripping would be a good way to promote the upcoming video.

A beefier and hairier Adam Levine showed off his still buff and inked up moves like Jagger while in Hawaii the other day.

The scruffy 33-year-old enjoyed some down time from getting along, er, splendidly with his fellow "The Voice" judge Christina Aguilera to bask in the warm sun of Kauai.

Being quite the ladies man, you can bet the Maroon 5 singer got lei'd.

"90210" hottie AnnaLynne McCord cooled off on a warm summer day in L.A. by sucking on the luckiest ice cold popsicle in the world at the beach on Thursday.

"Dancing with the Stars" rump shakers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd are real pros ... at sucking each other's faces.

The rumored couple hit up XS nightclub in Las Vegas this past weekend and got caught doing a very passionate lip tango. Tens across the board.

Looks like Peta's real prize for winning the DWTS championship with NFL star Donald Driver last week wasn't a mirror ball trophy after all -- it was Maksim.

Jessica Simpson is now getting paid for being fat -- the singer just announced ... she's the newest spokesperson for Weight Watchers.

Jessica made the announcement moments ago on her Twitter, writing, "So excited to be a part of the @WeightWatchers family!'

Jess don't come cheap neither -- the Weight Watchers deal is reportedly worth $4 MILLION.

The singer reportedly gained 65-75 POUNDS during her recent pregnancy -- and Weight Watchers must be waiting for a big reveal ... because Jessica hasn't been photographed in public since she gave birth.

WW also released a statement, saying, "We’re thrilled that Jessica Simpson has chosen to join Weight Watchers to adopt a healthier lifestyle and inspire others to do the same."

Ousted "X Factor" judge Nicole Scherzinger refused to take a stand on Britney Spears this weekend in Italy -- dropping to her knees while sunning herself on vacation with her Formula One driver boyfriend Lewis Hamilton.

Who are we to judge?

Coco, Naomi Campbell, and a bunch of other hot bods put their assets on display to honor horny guys everywhere. It's the alternate Memorial Day.

The Miss Reef Contest is the most prestigious pageant in the world ... of superfine rear ends -- and one contestant hit Hollywood with her best side forward. Or is that backward?