British 'Lauren Conrad' Bummed to a Crisp

Her name's Lydia Bright. She stars on a UK show called "The Only Way Is Essex" that's basically "The Hills" with English accents. And she DESPERATELY needs a bottle of sunblock.

Ass-PF 100, anyone?

Supermodel Anja Rubik The Nearly X-Rated Jolie Leg!

Supermodel Anja Rubik has outdone Angelina Jolie ... and flashed her ridiculously sexy long leg -- and nearly everything else -- by barely wearing a dress with a slit cut to her earlobe at the Costume Institute Gala in NYC last night.

No word on how the hell the hip 28-year-old got out of the limo.

Angelina Jolie debuted the infamous "Jolie" leg at the Oscars in February. It's become a thing.

'Teen Mom' Jenelle Evans Check Out My New Twins!

"Teen Mom" star Jenelle Evans took time out from getting arrested to show off her new pride and joy ... her brand new boobs.

After going under the knife just last week, the 20-year-old flaunted her new buxom figure in a well endowed pink bikini on the beach in North Carolina this weekend.

While her mother is taking care of her son Jace, let's hope Jenelle can retain custody of her new girls.

Shemar Moore Just Flexing

"Criminal Minds" Shemar Moore continued flaunting his ripped body on the beaches of Miami, posing for the camera as he made his way out of the water yesterday.

The only thing criminal here is how good he looks for 42.

OctoMom's Porn Shoot 'She's a Natural'

OctoMom's first day as a self-serving porn star is in the can ... so to speak.

TMZ has learned ... Nadya Suleman completed her first day of XXX shooting at a porn mansion in the San Fernando Valley on Thursday ... and we're told things couldn't have gone better!!!

We're told Octo appeared nervous when she arrived to the home ... but after chatting with some other porn stars who were at the house, she seemed to calm down.

Before the shoot, producers decided it would be a good idea to screen some porno flicks for Octo as an educational tool ... so to speak.

But when it was time for Octo to get down to business ... with herself ... one source on the set tells us "She was a natural ... she looked great!!"

Hopefully Octo has a good babysitter -- 'cause she's due back on the set next week.

Shemar Moore 'Criminal Mind' and Body

Shemar Moore proved why "Criminal Minds" is must see TV ... his ridiculously smokin' hot body.

Looking half his age, the 42-year-old soaked his smooth hairless muscles in the warm waters off Miami Beach on Thursday.

Everyone set your DVRs now.

Rachel Uchitel G-String for Two

As the latest pregnant famous person to do their best Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover impersonation, topless former Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel showed off her growing baby bump -- and nearly everything else -- in a sexy maternity g-string.

This is baby's first thong.

The 37-year-old -- who is due in eight days -- then went a little more demure by also posing covered up in a sheet.

Uchitel -- who's married to former Penn State football player Matt Hahn -- knows a new mother needs to set a good example.

Kate Upton Watch Me Nearly Dance OUT OF MY BIKINI!!!!

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Kate Upton has a brand new dance ... it's called the Cat Daddy ... it involves A LOT of bouncing ... and it is clearly best performed in a microscopic red bikini.

It's unclear why Upton made the video ... directed by noted fashion photographer Terry Richardson ... but GIVE THAT MAN THE OSCAR!!!!!

It ain't the first time Kate's decided to show off her dance moves on the Internet ... she famously busted out the "Dougie" back when that was a thing.

If you're still reading this post right now ... your mouse must be broken.

LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Hit a Rocky Patch

After one year of marriage, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian proved their relationship is as rock hard solid as LeAnn's bikini body in Cabo this weekend.

The happy couple renewed their vows in Mexico and showed off their tanned and toned physiques on the beach together.

Being washed up on the shore never looked so good.

Mark Wahlberg Did Someone Order Beefcake?

Mark Wahlberg continued his recent trend of strutting around the set of his new movie looking totally jacked ... spotted yesterday in Miami in what appears to be nothing but an apron and a pair of boots.

If the producers of the flick haven't locked down a movie poster yet ... they might just wanna use this photo.

Sexy Celebrity Legs GUESS WHO!

Can you guess which sultry stars have a leg up on the competition with these incredibly gorgeous gams?

"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."

Rihanna Reverse Cowgirl

Rihanna's up to her usual thigh jinks again -- showing off her tight gams during a quick trip to Hawaii Friday ... and single-handedly raising the temperature of the Pacific Ocean in the process.

Yee-haw.

Kim Kardashian Spends a Bootyful Day in NYC

With Kanye West nowhere in sight, Kim Kardashian spent some quality time with her world famous gigantic badonkadonk while out spending her share of her $40 million reality TV deal in NYC on Thursday.

A derriere can be a girl's best friend too.

Warren G Dr. Dre Prescribed Me a Killer Workout Regimen

He went from pudgy to skinny on "Celebrity Fit Club" ... but now Warren G is straight up muscular ... and it's all thanks to his brother, Dr. Dre.

The rapper tells TMZ ... he let himself slide after his stint on the reality show back in 2007 ... but was recently inspired to get his ass back in the gym after a brutally honest conversation with Dre.

“A lot of people in my family have high blood pressure" ... Warren says ... adding, "Dre told me I better start hitting the gym ... so I took his advice."

Warren says his "feel good workout plan" consists of running and boxing nearly every day ... along with cutting the crap out of his diet.

Still, Warren admits his renewed exercise kick isn't just health related -- "Seeing Dre looking all cut up and in shape made me want to get myself together and look right, too.”

Gotta respect the honesty.

Demi Lovato Goes Two Pieces in Brazil

A year after leaving a treatment facility -- where she sought help for self-mutilation and bulimia -- a happy and healthy Demi Lovato showed off her curvalicious body in a bronze bikini, while soaking up the rays at the beach in Rio de Janeiro on Wednesday.

The 19-year-old has been taking in the sights while on the South American leg of her tour.

Bar Refaeli Unloads on Handsy Airport Screener -- You MUST Be a Lesbian

Supermodel Bar Refaeli claims she feels violated after a screening by a female airport security worker in London this morning ... saying the incident "left no doubt about her sexual preferences."

Bar -- who didn't specify which airport she was at -- just vented about the incident on Twitter ... saying, "I got a security 'patdown' by a woman at the airport that made me feel very uncomfortable and left no doubt about her sexual preferences."

It's not the first time a hot-bodied celebrity has accused airport security of crossing the line during a screening ... just last year, Cheryl Burke claimed a TSA agent got extremely hands-on around her crotch.