Swiss Model Bottoms Up

Multilingual Swiss model Nena Ristic exercised her gift of the gab in Miami on Christmas Eve -- chatting up several eager men on the beach ... including AC Milan soccer star Kevin-Prince Boateng (left).

Nena speaks five languages -- English, French, German, Serbian, and Italian ... not counting Assamese.

It's a real language. Look it up.

Sofia Vergara's Bikini Holding on for Dear Life

Sofia Vergara may have been on vacation this weekend in Mexico ... but her bikini top was stuck working overtime.

Your move, Katy Perry.

Katy Perry Ho, Ho, HOT!

Katy Perry spent her Xmas Day frolicking around in the ocean off the beaches of Hawaii with some friends ... but without hubby Russell Brand.

The fact that her bikini top stayed on is a Christmas miracle!

'Always Sunny' Star Being Fat Was AWESOME!!!

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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" star Rob McElhenney has finally dropped the 50 pounds of fatness he put on for the show this season ... but dude admits it was fun being a glutton.

Rob hit The Grove in L.A. yesterday along with his wife/co-star Kaitlin Olson ... and revealed the two main junk food groups he gorged on to pack on the weight.

But there was one down side to the fat phase ... besides clogged arteries ... and according to Kaitlin, it caused some problems in the bedroom.

'Tis the Season ... For Half-Naked Hot People!

Most of the country has a half-day today ... but not us -- we're working!!!! So, to ease the pain, we've put together a giant gallery of beautiful people running around in practically nothing.

There's also a photo of John Stamos hiding somewhere in the gallery.

Consider it an early Xmas gift.

Stephanie Seymour Spills Out Onto the Beach

With her son Peter nowhere in sight, supermodel Stephanie Seymour showed off her lovely girls in a sexy tan bikini in St. Barts on Tuesday.

The 43-year-old is hanging on by a string ... and what a gorgeous string it is.

Russell Crowe Not a Big Star Anymore

Whatever Oscar winner Russell Crowe is doing it appears to be working.

The 47-year-old looked a lot fitter and leaner in Sydney on Monday (left) than he did back in L.A. six months ago (right).

A beautiful mind ... and body.

Croatian Soccer Stud Smugglin' Grapes in Barbados

Croatian soccer star Darijo Srna soaked his smooth, ripped muscles in baby blue man-panties while on the beach in Barbados on Monday.

The 29-year-old has a lot of support.

'Step Up 3D' Chick Skin & Bones on the Beach

"Step Up 3D" star Sharni Vinson showed off her alarmingly slender bikini body on the beach in Sydney this weekend.

The 28-year-old -- who is currently dating "Twilight" muscleman Kellan Lutz -- could really use a cheeseburger about now.

So, we gotta ask ...

Sofia Vergara The Beautiful See-Through Rear View

"Modern Family" hot mama Sofia Vergara left little to the imagination by rockin' a pair of see-through black tights and showing off her bootyful side ... and front ... while heading to her SUV in L.A. on Wednesday.

Objects in the mirror are ... even hotter in person.

Ex-Miss Venezuela Inches from MASSIVE Fallout

"Miss Venezuela 2002" Aida Yespica was desperately in need of some support earlier today -- hitting Miami Beach in a polka dot bikini so small ... it defied the laws of physics.

Forget Tim Tebow ... this is why we believe in God.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Beach Party AFTER Thief Strikes

Here it is ... PROOF Lindsay Lohan can still act ... because the actress hit the beach like she didn't have a care in the world Sunday ... hours after someone jacked $10k out of her purse.

With her Playboy spread officially released online, Lohan showed off her physique in a tiny bikini ... that couldn't quite tame her breasts.

TMZ broke the story ... Lohan freaked out Saturday night when her purse went missing at a house party ... a purse which contained her ID, passport and $10k in cash.

The purse was eventually returned ... minus the money. Would you be smiling?

Miley Cyrus Busts Out at 'Heroes' Tribute

Liam Hemsworth escorted Miley Cyrus and her girls to CNN's "Heroes" tribute in L.A. this weekend.

They are like one big happy family.

Jennifer Hudson My Man Is JACKED!!!

Jennifer Hudson took her slender figure out for a stroll with her yoked wrestler fiancé David Otunga and their adorable son little David in L.A. on Thursday.

From the looks it, Jen and David have everything worked out.

Jennifer Lopez Kickin' Ass in South America

Wearing the appropriate diva workout outfit of tight jeans and designer shades, Jennifer Lopez kept her infamous booty in shape by high kicking while practicing the Brazilian dance-based martial art Capoiera in Uruguay on Thursday.

The 42-year-old got her self defense on in the middle of looking for talent in South America for her new Spanish-language talent show "Q'Viva - The Chosen!"

Her boy toy Casper Smart better not mess things up with J.Lo, unless he wants his butt kicked ... literally.

Justin Bieber Topless Mexican Pics with Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber was smothered by his smokin' hot adult girlfriend Selena Gomez in Mexico yesterday ... and was so impressed by her incredible physique ... he snapped a few pics to capture the moment.

The couple is south of the border for a friend's wedding ... but yesterday, they spent the day taking in some sun at the hotel pool ... because, why not?