Hot Bodies

A thonged out Miss Venezuela 2002 Aida Yespica gave away a free handful of booty on the beach in Miami yesterday ... in front of her kid ... during Day 2 of her amazing butt floss bikini vacation.

As for Aida's cheeky friend ... she's a model from Paraguay named Claudia Galanti.

These chicks really know how to give each other a helping hand.

"Miss Venezuela 2002" Aida Yespica hit the beach in Miami yesterday with a butt floss bikini ... and her 3-year-old son.

There's nothing like a mother's love ... for attention.

"Real Housewives of NYC" lovelies Ramona Singer, 55, and Sonja Morgan, 48, showed off their unreal swimsuit bodies in Miami this weekend.

Question is ...

Race car diva Danica Patrick knows how to rev people's engines ... by showing off her rockin' bod in a sexy red bikini in Hawaii this week.

Italian fashion designer Robert Cavalli definitely enjoys the finer things in life ... like having his sexy younger Russian girlfriend become his personal suntan lotion applier in Miami on Thursday.

Nice to see the 71-year-old still uses protection.

Tom Cruise really soaked up the, er, praise at a press conference in Tokyo on Wednesday.

His "Mission: Impossible" -- antiperspirant.

"Today" show correspondent Jill Martin really sparkled by showing off her biggest assets in a glittery bikini in South Beach on Wednesday.

Where in the world has she been hiding that buxom bod?

Comedian Carlos Mencia has dropped 70 pounds ... and that's no joke.

The slimmer, toned and worked out 44-year-old's dramatic weight loss was evident Monday in L.A. (left) especially when compared to how he looked just one year ago (right).

Now people will want to copy his routine.

"Dr. 90210" himself Robert Rey said cheese and showed off his yoked arms -- and shaved pits -- during a photo op in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.

"Inglourious Basterds" star Diane Kruger went old school in a pair of high waisted granny panty bikini bottoms in Mexico this weekend.

Super buff and hairless wrestler/actors John Cena and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson pounced on each other at Madison Square Garden the other night.

Question is ...

With the NBA lockout in full effect, Chicago Bulls star Joakim Noah cooled off his jacked up muscles in the warm waters of Miami Beach on Saturday.

When life gives you lemons ... make some waves.

It's been nearly 2 years since that fateful day when Tiger Woods crashed his Escalade into a tree in Florida and dozens of mistresses fell out ... including Rachel Uchitel, who marked the occasion at the Villa del Palmar hotel in Mexico this weekend by stripping down to a bikini.

Uchitel's life was forever changed by the November 27 incident -- she made AND LOST millions of dollars -- but she's since moved on and recently married a younger dude named Matt Hahn.

The world should bow down and kiss Diddy's feet -- because if it weren't for his new coffee table book about female backsides ... we'd never see this picture of Lady Gaga's perfectly-shaped ass.

Unlike Irina Shayk's inkblot-covered backside -- also featured in the butt book by Diddy and Interscope chairman Jimmy Iovine ... entitled "CULO" -- Gaga happily bared all in her most shocking outfit yet ... nothing.

She was born this way.

Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart all hit the red carpet at the London premiere of "Breaking Dawn" last night ... but it was some half naked model/reality star who stole the show.

The chick sporting the side boob ... side hip ... side leg ... is Lauren Pope.

No, she's not in the movie ... but damn -- maybe she should've been.