Aerosmith Stomaching Each Other in Hawaii

Looking like retired snowbirds, Aerosmith members Joe Perry (left) and Steven Tyler (right) showed off their sixtysomething rock-n-roll bods and posed for a shirtless pic while at the beach in Maui on Tuesday.

Steven's face appears to have fully recovered after collapsing in the shower last month and suffering a black eye and broken teeth.

Rebecca Romijn The Bikini Heatwave

With temperatures only in the '50s in L.A. this weekend, it was up to gorgeous Rebecca Romijn to bring on the heat in her sexy two-piece bikini.

The 39-year-old mother of two braved the cool weather and showed off her smokin' hot body while on a photo shoot.

Jerry O'Connell is the luckiest man alive.

Anthony Bourdain I Went BALLS OUT in '90s Naked Pics

A year before releasing the book that launched him to infamy -- "Kitchen Confidential" -- chef, author, and professional ramblin' man Anthony Bourdain let it all hang out while on vacation on St. Martin ... and TMZ has obtained the ballsy photos.

We spoke with Anthony ... who told us the pics were snapped by his now ex-wife Nancy in 1999 -- capturing Bourdain and his best bud/sous chef Steven Tempel in their element.

Anthony tells us, "I look good! Nice tan. As I haven't seen the photos without the star, I can only hope the water wasn't too cold that day."

No reservations.

Kevin Federline I GOTTA Work My Gut Off!!

Kevin Federline has decided enough is enough ... and yesterday, the former dancer hit the road in L.A. to run off some of those extra pounds.

Jennifer Lopez Looking Belly, Belly Good!

Jennifer Lopez showed off her sexy, taut mother of two tummy while in Argentina on Thursday.

The newly single 42-year-old is in South America scouting talent for "Q'Viva! The Chosen," the Spanish language singing competition she is producing with estranged husband Marc Anthony.

J.Lo can definitely stomach the competition.

Brian Wilson The Dude Abides

San Francisco Giants fireballer and famed beard enthusiast Brian Wilson rolled through L.A. yesterday sportin' a "Big Lebowski" shirt ... and some incredible argyle socks.

"Calmer than you are."

Chippendales to Kris Humphries: We Can Heal You

Kris Humphries' divorce could be the best thing to ever happen to his career ... cause the out-of-work NBA star's been flooded with job offers ever since Kim K. dropped the hammer.

TMZ has learned ... Chippendales in Vegas has already reached out to Humphries, hoping to fill their empty celebrity MC spot at the Rio -- previously occupied by ex-98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons.

A rep for the show tells us, " We figured since he was unemployed and, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Kim Kardashian, a gig at Chippendales might be the perfect job to help restore his faith in women."

And that's not all ... a dating website called LocalHotClassifieds.com claims it's willing to match Kris' salary on "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" if he'll agree to become their new spokesman.

No word if he'll take either of the gigs, but with hope for a 2011-12 NBA season fading away, it doesn't hurt to have options.

Gisele in a Bikini Oh, Baby!

Bikini-clad supermodel Gisele Bundchen Brady showed off her, er, maternal instincts by frolicking on the beach in the Caribbean with her adorable son Benjamin on Friday.

All moms are not created equal.

Kirsten Dunst The Little Black Bikini Body

Since appearing in the "Spider-Man" films, Kirsten Dunst has let herself go two-pieces.

The 29-year-old showed off her sexy figure in a black bikini in Vegas on Wednesday.

Mary Jane Watson has a smokin' bod. Who knew?!

Fitness Guru Wet T-Shirt Bikini Babe

Fitness guru and author Jennifer Nicole Lee showed off all her rock hard work by frolicking in a wet t-shirt on Miami Beach on Tuesday.

The 36-year-old became known for launching her fitness career after dropping 70 lbs. a few years ago.

Who knew being such a big loser could be so hot!

Jennifer Love Hewitt The Kim K Makeover

Wearing a Kim Kardashian-esque bandage dress, Jennifer Love Hewitt showed off her sexy & bootylicious figure at a premiere in Hollywood on Tuesday.

That's one amazing body of work.

Adriana Lima [VIDEO] Beating the Holy Hell Out of Boxing Trainer

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Working up a sweat in painted-on leggings, supermodel Adriana Lima rolled with the punches in Miami yesterday -- unleashing her sexy fists of fury on the luckiest boxing trainer on the planet.

David, Val & Chaz Dancing with the Topless Stars

"Dancing with the Stars" dudes David Arquette, Val Chmerkovsiy and Chaz Bono busted a move before last night's competition and showed off their bare chests.

Sometimes shirt doesn't happen.

Dennis Quaid Abs-olutely Fabulous On the Beach

A buff and shirtless Dennis Quaid showed off his 57-year-old six pack abs on the beach in Hawaii this weekend.

Quaid can stomach any guy half his age.

Sofia Vergara in a Bikini AY DIOS MIO!!!

"Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara, 39, took time out of her busy vacation in Mexico last week ... to make sure everyone knows she still looks smoking friggin' hot in a bikini.

Muchas gracias.

Falcons Defensive End The Right to Bare Chest

Cam Newton should consider himself lucky ... 'cause the Carolina Panthers QB was wrapped up by a REAL-LIFE MODEL last weekend ... when Atlanta Falcons stud Ray Edwards sacked his ass.

Edwards has become the latest pro athlete to strip down for a skin-baring photo session ... all for an upcoming, fully waxed 2012 calendar.

Sources tell TMZ, Edwards hasn't completely decided if he wants to pursue a modeling career -- so he took these photos to "test the waters."

If the calendar sells, Edwards says he'll think more seriously about a career change -- although it's not like he needs the money ... dude just signed a 6-year $30 million contract.