Hot Bodies

Wearing a sleek corporate black suit, Kelly Osbourne made her way through LAX on Wednesday (left) ... looking like a shell of her former bad girl self (right).

With his 40th birthday less than two weeks away, Lance Armstrong showed off his smooth, ageless buff body on the beach in Maui on Tuesday.

What's the difference between Michael Bay and his lady friend's bikini bottom? Only one of them was extremely uptight in Miami yesterday.

FYI -- for your Googling pleasure, her name's Lauren Stoner. And duh, she's a model.

While holding his adorable son, Dwyane Wade and his girlfriend Gabrielle Union cooled off their toned, ripped physiques at the beach in Miami this weekend.

The sexy couple bring on the Miami heat.

Looking like Kim Kardashian's blonde body double, Kate Winslet showed off her ridiculous sexy curves in a Stella McCartney dress that accentuated all her positives in Venice, Italy on Friday.

Audrina Patridge and her mother Lynn showed off their hills & rockin' bods in matching teal green bikinis on the beach in Malibu on Wednesday.

Nothing beats a mother's love ... of her daughter's fame.

They're both from Long Island ... they're both terrible drivers ... and now Lindsay Lohan and Billy Joel have something else in common ... his lyrics tattooed on her body -- and TMZ has the photo.

LiLo rolled over to her favorite L.A. tattoo shop -- Shamrock Tattoos -- this week and got the words "Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I'm in the prime of my life" inked on her rib cage.

For those who weren't around during the "Storm Front" years -- the lyrics are from Joel's 1989 song, "I Go to Extremes." Pretty good song ... doesn't hold a candle to "We Didn't Start The Fire" though.

We're told Lindsay felt the lyric was important to her because "It represented where she is in life and everything she's been through ... it signifies that she's focused."

Here's a shot of Henry Cavill as Superman on the set of "Man of Steel" with muscles bulging out of his ridiculously skintight costume.

Spandex is definitely not his kryptonite.

"Twilight" star Kellan Lutz fine tunes his ridiculous physique with a ridiculous workout ... in a PLAYGROUND! We can all agree -- monkey bars were NEVER put to better use than this.

There is a MAJOR Rebecca Black crisis on Facebook -- with allegations of deception, identity theft ... and most importantly a smoking hot bikini model ... who happens to be named Rebecca Black.

Turns out, there's more than one person on Earth named Rebecca Black -- one of whom is a self-described, "fitness bikini competitor." And she has the photos to prove it.

Black (bikini) tells TMZ ... sometime in the past week, her friend list on Facebook exploded from 800 friends to 73,000 ... and she had no idea how it happened. Black started getting emails from upset fans of the singer -- accusing her of intentionally hijacking the 14-year-old's page ... but Black (bikini) claims she never tried to steal anyone's identity.

Black (bikini) insists Facebook is to blame for somehow "merging" her account with Black's (singer) without her permission.

We called Facebook for comment -- so far no word back.

Floyd Mayweather's next opponent is the total package ... in more ways than one ... and last week, he let it all hang out in a SUPER-REVEALING underwear photo shoot ... and TMZ has the pics.

WBC World Welterweight Champion Victor Ortiz is now the spokesman for an underwear site called Freshpair.com -- and as part of the deal, the 24-year-old agreed to model some of his favorite undies.

Mayweather is a HUGE favorite in the Sept. 17 fight -- but Ortiz is clearly the knockout.

Chaz Bono toned up for his big debut on "Dancing With The Stars" by hitting the gym in West Hollywood Saturday.

TMZ broke the story ... Chaz will be a celebrity contestant on the show and will be paired with a female dancer ... a stroke of genius on the part of the producers.

Two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank showed off her toned bod in a black two-piece in Kauai on Thursday.

Boys don't cry when they see the 37-year-old in a bikini.

Bishop Don "Magic" Juan -- Snoop Dogg's spiritual advisor -- left a permanent mark on himself the other day ... tatting up his arms with some brand new ink ... and we got the pimptastic pics.

The procedure took place on Monday inside Bishop's L.A. home -- and no, your eyes don't deceive you ... one of the tats reads "Let the Chuuuch $ay Amen."

The other reads "333" -- and we're told the numbers are significant because they were handed down to him by God. Go figure.

Apparently, Bar Refaeli has started a trend ... because just a few weeks after the Israeli model dipped herself in mud at the famous Dead Sea ... some smokin' hot Brazilian model tried to show her up.

Model Suelyn Medeiros (left) -- whose butt you may recognize from the SEXIEST DUI EVER -- mucked around in Israel this week ... and fortunately for the rest of the world, she brought along a bathing suit and a camera.

So we gotta ask ...