Hot Bodies

With his NFL career seemingly over, former pro quarterback Tim Tebow hit the beach in Hawaii this weekend ... without his shirt.

Tebow was spotted being oiled up by a woman ... but fear not, his virginity is safe -- the woman is his sister Katie.

There was a buzz that Tebow had a shot with the pathetic Jacksonville Jaguars, but when we asked Jags owner Shahid Kahn about it last week, the guy just laughed it off.

So now, Tebow is focusing on more important things ... his tan.

Katie Holmes has broken out of her frumpy phase in a SERIOUS way ... strutting around the streets of NYC today looking downright sexy.

Of course, Katie has never really been unattractive, but there was a rough period ... right before she broke things off with Tom Cruise.

But after the two split in 2012, Katie began a Tiger Woods-style comeback ... in the hotness department ... going from a 9 back to a 10.

Nice work.

Here's Victoria's Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio taking a bite out of an actual piece of edible pizza in L.A. yesterday ... and carefully contemplating whether or not to spit it out.

It's not the first time Alessandra cheated on her supermodel diet -- earlier this year, she was spotted chewing on a breadstick in an L.A. supermarket.

Also, in 2012, she was photographed taking a bite of chocolate cake ... and was spotted with an ice cream cone in 2009.

Glutton.

Days after being officially renamed to the USA national team, soccer goddesses Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux celebrated by hitting the beaches in Hawaii this weekend ... in very tiny bikinis.

The Women's World Cup tournament is still 2 years away, but qualifiers begin in Fall 2014 ... and the team is scheduled to take on Australia and New Zealand in some friendly matches later this month.

Enjoy the free time while ya got it.

Whatcha' gonna do, brother -- when Hulk Hogan puts his 60-year old ass into a THONG and rides a wrecking ball around like Miley Cyrus?!!

You're probably gonna watch the video. We did.

Now for the back story: Hulk's a partner in a new web hosting company called Hostamania (which is trying to compete with Go Daddy) ... and he wanted to do something big to draw attention to the biz.

Naturally, the wrestler decided the only logical move was to strip down to a G string and wiggle around his evenly-tanned butt cheeks on video.

Holy crap ... Ke$ha just posted some racy new lingerie pics ... and she looks INCREDIBLE!!!

Butt ... did the pop star really tone up her body -- or are the new pics the result of some creative camera work?

Here's the deal -- Ke$ha posted the pics on her Instagram page yesterday, which feature the singer showing off her G-string'd ass in various sexual poses.

In the pics, Kesh looks WAYYYY different than she did strolling the beach back in 2011 (see below).

It's a Colombian face-off!

Here's 41-year-old Colombian born and "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara posing in a little black dress (left) -- and 25-year-old second generation Colombian and "Spy Kids" actress Alexa Vega in an equally little and equally black dress (right).

David Beckham in his underwear used to send our newsroom into a frenzy -- but something's happened to him since retiring from soccer, and the proof is in his ... nipples.

Don't get us wrong. We'd still do him.

Pam Anderson ain't exactly shy about public nudity ... so when the opportunity came up for the 46-year-old to go top down at a topless beach in France ... out came the gals.

Pam was with her BF Rick Salomon -- and the two were spotted romping around the beaches in Biarritz, France yesterday like two topless teenagers.

Fun Fact -- Biarritz is the birthplace of famed chemist Ernest Fourneau -- who played a key role in the development of chemotherapy as a way to combat cancer.

... and now you know.

Question: If you were thiiiiis close to being paralyzed after fracturing your neck in a freak accident in 2011 ... and you had to rehab for months to get back to normal ... would you risk it all for a killer physique??

Answer: ABSOLUTELY ... if you're Jason Derulo.

The "Whatcha Say" singer hit up a park in Sydney, Australia this weekend ... and bent over backwards for some kind of a handstand, pushup thing during a topless workout.

As we previously reported, J.D. screwed himself up bad just 2 years ago ... breaking his neck while doing tumbling and acrobatics during rehearsals for his tour.

Clearly, the guy feels confident his body is fully healed.

Miss Butt Brazil runner-up Andressa Urach accidentally lost her bikini top in the ocean -- and by accidentally we mean ... totally on purpose so we'd have a reason to talk about her.

Seems like a win/win for everyone!

You're looking at the 2nd best ass in Brazil. Yes, the SECOND best -- and it belongs to Andressa Urach ... who hit the beach in Portugal, and decided to do a little topless sunbathing.

Andressa was 1st runner-up in the 2012 Miss Butt Brazil pageant -- or Miss Bumbum as the locals call it -- a nationwide contest to find the country's blue ribbon rear.

Click through the gallery ... Andressa's boobs must be sick of taking a backseat to her ass ... 'cause they came out to play.

BUN FACT: The best ass in Brazil, according to the MBB 2012 judges, belonged to Carine Felizardo. Now you know.

The question is black and white.

Model Vida Guerra -- famous for her backside -- had emergency surgery on her other money-maker yesterday -- replacing a breast implant that was creating a serious health crisis ... TMZ has learned.

Vida posted a pic of her exposed chest Tuesday morning ... showing her right breast covered by a large gauze pad. The problem was scar tissue forming around a gel implant.

Vida tells us back in 2011 she replaced saline implants with fancy new gel ones -- 450cc (or a full C cup). When she recently started having back pain and trouble breathing ... docs told her scar tissue had formed and had to be removed, along with the implant itself.

Vida got a new left implant during her 24 hour hospital stay -- but she's home now, doing something she never gets to do ... PIG OUT!!!

The fitness fanatic confesses she's been eating "everything in sight" ... especially pizza. Docs have cleared her to start working out again in a month.

Boob job lesson of the day: Vida says, "If I could do it over again, I wouldn't have. It's just more problems in the end."

And the front.

What's good for the Miley is good for Vanessa Hudgens -- and GREAT for us to watch ... because the former Disney star opened up her own twerking clinic last night.

Vanessa performed with her new girl group YLA at Bootsy Bellows -- doing some singing, some dancing ... and then tried like Hell to shake her ass right out of her booty shorts.

Here's the thing ... Miley Cyrus caught major flack for displaying a lack of back during her VMA twerkfest. Does Vanessa's ass action deserve the same ... or does it get a pass?

Butt legends Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna unleashed their A-bombs on an unsuspecting public this afternoon ... potentially scarring millions.

Kim was dressed like a fighter pilot -- armed with massive cleavage -- and convened with Nicki Minaj BC for a derriere summit (lunch date) of the Asses Powers.