Hot Bodies

More than THREE DECADES after he went topless in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," Sean Penn struck a Spicoli pose in Spain ... and proved he's more JACKED than ever.

Check out this pic of Sean back in 1982 -- when he was 21 years old -- and then make a decision.

Here's Rihanna in Barbados ... kicking a soccer ball in her teeny, tiny, Rihanna-sized bikini.

Barbados Fun Fact -- Soccer is NOT the most popular sport in the country. According to the Internet, which is almost always accurate, Bajans LOOOOOVE cricket -- they're obsessed with it.

If you're unfamiliar with cricket ... it's like baseball with sweaters. Also, the fights are better in baseball. Need proof? Here's Nolan Ryan beating up Robin Ventura. Enjoy!

They're the stars of the BIGGEST sex tapes of ALL TIME ... and now, it seems Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon are back on in a big way.

Pam (who famously tamed Tommy Lee's mega-penis on a boat) was spotted out with Rick (who famously spent 1 Night in Paris) on the beach in Hawaii this week during a romantic getaway.

Sources tell us Pam and Rick -- who were married from 2007 to 2008 -- have been spending a lot of time together in the past couple of months ... and are virtually inseparable.

We're told they're both "very into health and fitness" -- and as you can see by Pam's body, it's working.

Damn.

Lady Gaga finally got naked ... FULLY NAKED ... but it's weird. Really weird.

The video just surfaced, featuring a naked, hairless, crystal-spooning Gaga doing a meditation exercise inspired by Marina Abramovic, a famous performance artist.

The video shows Gaga doing "The Abramovic Method," which supposedly heightens physical and mental awareness.

One is beautiful ... one is brilliant ... and they're all bangin' Charlie -- at least, that's the presumption because Mr. Sheen's new "angels" are all well versed in the art of screwery, TMZ has learned.

After some hardcore research -- and we mean HARDCORE -- we've finally identified all three of Charlie's new lady friends ... and, shocker, they're all veteran porn stars.

Ladies and gentlemen ... but mostly gentlemen ... meet (from left to right) Jayme Langford, Jana Jordan and Celeste Star.

A few fun facts about Charlie's Angels:

- Jana Jordan has starred in more than 100 adult films including Power Munch 3 & 5 ... and she's been nominated for a ton of AVN awards.

- Celeste Star doesn't just act in porn ... she's also a porn director ... although she currently only has one film under her belt.

- Jayme Langford studied bio-ethics at the University of Judaism in Los Angeles. UJ officials pulled her financial aid though after discovering she had starring roles in a bunch of porn flicks.

Bonus Fun Fact: The blonde and the redhead have shot at least 2 sex scenes TOGETHER. There might be more ... but our computers are gonna go blind if we continue to research.

LeBron James has his chalk toss ... Metallica's got their band huddle ... we're pretty sure Justin Bieber kisses a photo of himself -- but the greatest pre-show ritual of all time definitely belongs to pro surfer babe Anastasia Ashley.

The video was shot over the weekend at the Supergirl Pro in Oceanside, CA -- and while Ashley didn't even come close to winning the competition, she definitely won our hearts.

Sorry, Miley Cyrus. You've been replaced. Thanks to Vidhuntr for the clip.

Charlie Sheen's Goddess-less days are over ... the warlock has found three NEW porn star girlfriends -- but this time he's calling them "Angels". Get it, like "Charlie's Angels".

TMZ obtained pics of Charlie and his harem vacationing in Hawaii recently. Keeping to the theme, he chose a blonde, a brunette and a ginger -- who go by JL, JJ, and CS. Who knows which is which.

From the pics it's clear Charlie had a great time with his ladies -- probably because they were topless.

We're told the orgy party didn't stop in Hawaii either ... the XXX stars are now shacking up with Sheen in L.A. ... kind of like it's 2011 all over again.

Britney Spears put God fearing men to the test by wearing a super slutty outfit to church -- thereby daring everyone to block out their impure thoughts.

Guess that wasn't the last temptation, after all.

Forget Monday ... TODAY IS OFFICIALLY BUNDAY ... thanks to Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes, who graced the world with her bikini-clad backside in Ibiza just hours ago.

Apparently, Doutzen's husband was there too. Yeah, we didn't care either.

Forget babies, food and cat photos -- these stars were so proud of their bronzed backsides they took to the interweb to shared their beachin' butts!

Can you guess which sexy stars are the proud owners of these perfect posteriors?

Justin Bieber came out smelling -- and looking -- like a rose in NYC after hitting up a tattoo parlor for fresh ink last night.

Justin's left arm is one step closer to a full sleeve today ... after getting a blooming rose on his elbow to fill in an awkward bare spot.

The Biebs was even nice enough to pose for pics with some fans waiting outside the ink shop.

Still ... we gotta give him 3 douche points for the sunglasses at night.

Lindsay Lohan can take a joke -- even when she's the butt of it ... and she wasted no time teeing off on her latest rehab stint while guest hosting "Chelsea Lately."

Linds just wrapped her first gig since getting out of rehab on Tuesday -- and sources inside the show tell us she freely cracked jokes like, "I've been on a 90-day court ordered vacation."

In LiLo's defense ... she probably didn't write the jokes.

We're told Lindsay also busted on Chelsea Handler for drinking too much -- and overall was "very funny" ... especially during the round table segment with comedians Jen Kirkman and Fortune Feimster.

Linds also got some eye candy for her troubles -- getting to interview Dylan Bruce from the BBC show "Orphan Black."

Don't say Chelsea never did anything for you, Lindsay.

Britney Spears and her giant breasts (who knew?) know no fear -- because she braved the potentially less-than-pristine pools of a water amusement park for TWO straight days!

She better pray it's #1, and not #2 ... rated.

Britney Spears LOOOOVES herself some waterslides and lazy rivers ... 'cause the pop star threw on a couple of bikinis this week and hit up a Southern California waterpark -- 2 days in a row!

TMZ obtained pics of Brit -- along with her kids -- at Six Flags Hurricane Harbor in Valencia, CA on Wednesday where Ms. Spears showed off her hardbody physique in a bright pink bikini.

Brit was also spotted at the park on Tuesday ... 'cause as everyone knows, ya can't hit up all the rides in just one day!

It's a showdown of Selena Gomez' prior suitors.

Here's a topless photo that 20-year-old Nick Jonas shared on his social media page (left) -- and an equally skin-filled photo 19-year-old Justin Bieber posted on his (right).