Hot Bodies

Chris Martin gets to bang Gwyneth Paltrow -- the most beautiful woman in the world (according to a magazine) -- which is awesome ... if you're into hairy situations. Hey, she said it.

We're not Kendall Jenner's self-proclaimed creepy older sister Kim Kardashian ... but if we were ... we would LOVE these incredible bikini photos the 17-year-old just posted on the Internet.

Of course, Kim perved out over her younger sister's physique in a video she made earlier this month, gushing over Kendall's underage bod ... so just imagine what she'd say about these new pics:

"OMG guys. Just look at my gorgeous supermodel sister Kendall Jenner. She's on vacation in Greece right now and she's so hot and skinny in her little bikini. I'm so jealous. Just look at her body. LOOK AT HER. EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY SISTER RIGHT NOW."

"I know this sounds creepy. Because it is."

Check out Kim's original creeper video below ... but don't watch too closely, you might get arrested.

Newly single Julianne Hough and her "Vampire Diaries" star BFF Nina Dobrev like to french ... braid their hair on the beach.

In a scene straight out of a porn film -- minus all the nudity and sex -- the orange bikini babes engaged in an innocent three-way hair braiding session with a third adult female friend while bronzing their supple flesh on a public Miami beach.

Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin proved being married to the World's Most Beautiful Woman can be a hairy situation ... by going shirtless in London this weekend.

The pasty 36-year-old Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow showed off his surprisingly fit and hirsute hipster torso on what must have been a rare warm and sunny spring day in England.

No word if he was wearing underwear underneath his outfit.

Elaborate sex tape scams pay ... just ask "Teen Mom" star Farrah Abraham who finally struck a deal for her on-camera banging session ... in the HIGH six figures.

Last time we saw Farrah she was marching into the Vivid offices with her father and daughter in tow to talk dollars and cents with porn king Steve Hirsch -- who's been interested in buying the "Teen Mom"/James Deen XXX vid from the get-go.

Even though Farrah said she was considering other offers ... sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid ... for close to a million dollars.

Yes, nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled: "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."

Kim Kardashian let her baby bump out for air while vacationing in Greece with the rest of the Kardashian clan.

Double beef patty, special sauce? Not for Rapper Mack 10 ... who axed Big Macs (and pretty much all things cow) from his life ... and lost an incredible 60 plus pounds in the process!!!

The "Westside Connection" rapper's been HUGE since the mid '90s ... so after our photog spotted him out in L.A. last week (above) looking svelte, we contacted him to find out what's up.

Mack tells us ... he's majorly slimmed down by cutting all red meat from his life -- "I used to love to be able to order a burger or get a fat ass steak, but now I am up on eating fish, chicken and s**t."

FYI -- At his heaviest Mack was 267 and now he's South of 200.

Mack says it's all thanks to his kids -- "I want to make sure I can keep up with them. It's hard to eat healthy but that's something I got to do to make my life right."

We'll bow down to that.

Your keys, your phone, your wallet ... all things that people commonly lose. Luckily for you, these sleek celebrity hunks lost their shirts.

Check out these supple celebrity torsos as the glisten under the sun!

The late '90s were good to Erykah Badu -- she had a bunch of hits, starred in some flicks ... so maybe that's why she was rockin' her best 1998 henna tattoos in Miami on Thursday.

The 42-year-old mother of three debuted her latest highlighted hair-tastrophe and showed off her temporarily inked up limbs while hanging out in a bikini in South Beach.

Since her split with Ryan Seacrest, Julianne Hough has really let herself go ... on vacation.

A little over a month since the former couple announced they'd gone their separate ways, the 24-year-old blonde beauty showed off her single and ready to mingle hot body while enjoying a drink at a hotel in Miami on Friday.

She's back in the dating pool.

61-year-old Lynda Carter -- famous for playing "Wonder Woman" on the '70s show -- must really have super powers ... because she's still scorchin' hot.

The former Miss World USA (1972) was out in NYC yesterday when we asked if she still had that mouth-watering red-and-blue costume -- and not only did she say yes ... she said she still puts it on from time to time.

... OK, she was probably kidding, but still ... damn woman.

Kim Kardashian is being very transparent about her pregnancy.

While out with her baby daddy Kanye West, the 32-year-old mom-to-be rocked a pair of killer heels and a sheer little black dress that exposed her maternity thong in NYC on Wednesday.

With her growing belly getting all the attention these days, it's nice to see Kim isn't neglecting her first baby ... her booty bump.

While tanning her ridiculous badonkadonk, bootyful model Vida Guerra nearly devoured her entire thong bikini bottom in Miami on Wednesday.

Bun appetit.

Two bars are always better than 1 ... especially when they look like Bar Refaeli and "Pain & Gain" stripper Bar Paly. So, the only real question here is -- who will be objectified more in this video?

Former "Baywatch" star Nicole Eggert absolutely destroyed her back on that diving show "Splash" -- but based on the pics of her injuries ... her nearly naked butt came out perfectly fine. Very fine.

If pregnant women were capable of jealousy, one would say Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson might be a little covetous of Kate Middleton's physique -- 'cause they're all due around the same time, and well, one of these things is not like the other.

The Duchess of Cambridge visited the Willows Primary School in Manchester, England yesterday ... and you could BARELY tell she was with fetus.

Kate's due to give birth to Prince William's baby in July ... the same time Kim K's due ... and Jessica is also expected to deliver kid #2 sometime around then.