Hot Bodies

It was a bathing suit besties battle as Cameron Diaz and new moms Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon soaked their movie star bones while on vacation together in Mexico the other day.

Question is ..

A prominent Catholic organization is up in arms over photos plastered across a UK men's mag -- depicting a topless model scantily covered in priest regalia.

The photos of glamour model Lucy Pinder were published in the current issue of Loaded magazine -- along with the headline "For God's Sake" -- spoofing the retirement of Pope Benedict XVI.

Catholics are pissed ... Bill Donohue -- president of the Catholic League -- tells TMZ, "Lucy Pinder shouldn't have any problem turning men's heads, so it is all the more gratuitous to see her wearing a priest's stole, stitched with crosses, nicely covering her plus-sized chest." (Nicely indeed)

Donohue sarcastically added, "If Lucy has any guts, perhaps next time she'll carefully drape herself in some Islamic garb during Ramadan. And then run for the hills."

For her part, Lucy tells us, “The shoot is meant to be fun and very tongue-in-cheek," so chill, Catholics.

Reality stars Rob Kardashian and Honey Boo Boo's Mama June have guts ... to be so public with their weight battles.

Rob -- who has been working out hard trying to lose the 40 lbs. he gained since his breakup with Rita Ora -- showed off his manly curves in a clingy white t-shirt at the Clippers game in L.A. last night , while Mama June proudly showed off her slimmer physique on Wednesday ... after dropping 100 lbs. from not dieting and not hitting the gym.

Action star Vin Diesel showed off his guns ... by flashing his ridiculously buff body while on a magazine shoot with a leopard.

Shirtless Spanish tennis hunk Rafael Nadal proved he's got game off the court too ... by showing off his hot bikini girlfriend Maria Francisca Perello in Mexico the other day.

He's finally met his match.

Rihanna got a new pair of thigh-high boots yesterday ... and to celebrate, she took a photo of herself wearing them ... and a g-string.

RiRi instagrammed the pic ... along with the following message: "Gotcha bitch tip toeing on my marble flo'!!! Sick ass custom Prada boots! Miuccia you RULE!!! Thank you."

No, Rihanna ... thank YOU.

There's something or someone hidden in this pic of Kourtney Kardashian -- but this is a tough one. Ya might wanna just give up ... or watch the clip for the answer.

It seems like only yesterday, Kourtney Kardashian was self-delivering baby Mason from her lady parts in front of the reality show cameras ... and look at him now!

No seriously, try to look at him ... bet you didn't even realize there was a child in this picture.

If Selena Gomez was trying to find a way to make Justin Bieber REGRET breaking up ... this hot red outfit will probably do the trick.

Gomez -- and her butt cheeks -- were hanging out in Palmdale, CA this week ... where word on the street is that she was shooting a new music video.

Muy bien.

Never say Scott Disick isn't well-adjusted ... and the best part -- he can do it all by himself!

Scott was in Mexico recently, hanging with baby mama Kourtney Kardashian, his son Mason and a bunch of friends.

We don't know if Scott went crab diving during the vacation ... but we hear they're in season.

In between making pizza and tanning, "Jerseylicious" star Filippo Giove found time to show off what his mama gave him -- BY DROPPING TROU for Playgirl and TMZ has the pics.

Filippo -- a star on the Style Network show since 2010 -- stripped down to his bday suit and posed in a variety of sexy (ish) positions for the upcoming Spring issue.

Specifically, Filippo shows off his derriere on some red satin sheets ... poses with a few strategically-placed bubbles and gets naked in a pizza shop while slathered in marinara sauce -- with only a LARGE pizza box covering his junk.

Justin Bieber turns 19 today ... so he walked down the streets of London in half his birthday suit, lamely showing off his baby abs and his ultra-cool training boxers.

The drop-crotch pants, and the Vanilla Ice fade haircut was just too cool for school. The only saving grace ... he wasn't wearing that stupid hat.

The pic was snapped after his performance, as he walked to his hotel.

Someone needs to hang this kid upside down from a balcony.

Suge, are you listening?

JWoww recently stepped out in Atlantic City in a very revealing dress, and proved her boob job is just like A.C. -- totally awesome! Or terrible ... depends on your angle.

Adding to the "Jersey Shore" star's understated glamour were exposed bad tats, a surgical scar and black fabric loosely strung on to resemble some sort of dress shorts thing.

Good thing body checking's legal in hockey ... because Wayne Gretzky's smoking hot daughter Paulina showed off her overflowing bosom last night in L.A. ... and everyone was looking.

24-year-old Paulina's breasts made their appearance at Bootsy Bellows nightclub -- somehow strapped inside a tiny red dress.

Remind us ... what's the penalty for high-sticking?

Know why it doesn't suck to be the quarterback who lost the Super Bowl? Because hot girls will drink alcohol out of your belly button no matter what.

The photos just surfaced ... showing 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick partying on board a cruise ship in Mexico last year ... letting girls do body shots off his six pack ... and they're so awesome, we couldn't resist posting them.

More impressive ... the pics were shot BEFORE Colin replaced starting QB Alex Smith.