Hot Bodies

"Splash" -- formerly known as "Celebrity Diving" -- seems like just another reality TV show ... until you see Katherine Webb in a bathing suit.

The former Miss Alabama USA -- famous for her cameo at the BCS National Championship this year -- donned the magenta monokini earlier today while filming a show segment in L.A..

Boy George is half the androgynous man he used to be ... and looks amazing.

The 51-year-old former Culture Club front man -- who has struggled with his weight in the past -- has dropped a bunch of chins and tweeted a pic of his shocking new skinnier look on Sunday.

The slimmer Karma Chameleon also revealed he achieved the dramatic weight loss through portion control and working with a nutritionist.

Boy can finally tumble 4 ya again.

Baby got back ... or is it front? Are those buxom breasts or a bootylicious badonkadonk?

Comedian Louie Anderson is training for one of those new celebrity diving shows -- along with the likes of super babe Katherine Webb and NFL star Ndamukong Suh -- but everyone else just pales in comparison.

The 59-year-old showed off his pearly white wet dewy flesh after performing a big dive in L.A. on Thursday.

Things haven't exactly been going swimmingly for the comic -- he had to be pulled out of the water a few weeks ago after a mishap in the pool.

Deena Cortese from "Jersey Shore" can settle down ... the doppelganger whose boobs whipped up a Mardi Gras crowd says she -- and her tatas -- weren't trying to impersonate Deena. Or her yabos.

The look-alike flasher in question, Ashley Austin, tells TMZ she meant no ill will toward the 'JS' star ... claiming, "I personally really like Deena, and had no intentions of giving her a bad rap!"

TMZ broke the story ... Ashley flashed a New Orleans crowd and several cameras -- pissing off the real Deena, who fears the video will ruin her chances of getting on "Dancing with the Stars."

By the way, Ashley claims she "had no idea" she was being recorded, which is funny ... since she's looking DIRECTLY at the camera.

Then again ... lots of people forget things during Mardi Gras.

It's only been one month since Mallory Hagan won the title of Miss America 2013 ... after KILLING IT in the swimsuit competition ... and it appears she's back to eating like a normal human being again.

24-year-old Hagan was spotted rocking a pink bikini in Hawaii yesterday ... still looking incredible ... with a little more to love.

Sometimes ya just gotta let loose.

Deena from "Jersey Shore" says she's NOT a Mardi Gras booby flasher -- and claims she's getting a bad rap thanks to a sluttier doppelganger who looks just like her.

TMZ obtained video of a girl -- who looks EXACTLY like Deena -- partying her face off, lifting up her shirt and flashing her boobs down in New Orleans this week ... and people who witnessed the event first hand were convinced they were observing authentic MTV tatas.

But the REAL Deena tells TMZ it's not what it seems ... explaining, "I'm in Jersey right now ... plus if I were down in Mardi Gras I would NOT be showing off my boobs or any of my goods."

She continues, "I've been trying to work on changing my image especially since I want to be casted on 'Dancing with the Stars.' I get imitation is a form of flattery but this is definitely not the imitation I can ever hope for."

Fine. No beads for you.

It was a battle of the super babes as Sports Illustrated cover girl Kate Upton and A.J. McCarron's overnight sensation GF Katherine Webb -- who also appears in the S.I. swimsuit issue -- brought their gorgeousness to David Letterman in NYC on Monday.

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"Shahs of Sunset" star Mike Shouhed got a helping hand from his butt oiling assistant/girlfriend as he readied his hairless golden muscles for his Playgirl spread, Sunday in L.A..

While there's no official word if he is going to go full frontal or pull a Levi Johnston, with a strategically placed towel, the 34-year-old real estate stud did let most of it all hang out while prepping for the shoot.

Kate Upton's breasts -- and their owner -- are on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition for the second time ... proving good awesome things really do come in pairs.

Katy Perry's giant TA-TA's ... Alicia Keys' underboobs ... Kelly Rowland's twins ... turns out they were all given the stamp of approval from CBS -- despite the network's previously harsh warning to keep the nakedness to a minimum.

Despite these revealing outfits -- and several more -- a rep for CBS tells TMZ, "All wardrobe selections passed our standards, if only barely."

You'll remember … CBS issued a memo urging everyone in attendance to cover up or else -- saying in part: "Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack."

If this is the music biz covering up ... count us in!

For the good of all mankind, the gorgeous ladies did what they do best and poured all of their luscious golden lady bits into skimpy frilly lingerie -- and super high stiletto heels -- and struck some amazing poses.

CBS fashion censorship memos be damned, her highness Jennifer Lopez showed up to the Grammys with a very high cut gown that showed off her gorgeous Jolie leg and then some.

With CBS trying to put the kibosh on everyone's favorite genital revealing outfits at the Grammys this year, who can forget the two visionary pop divas that helped ignite the NC-17 overexposed lady bits chic craze: Jennifer Lopez in her infamous plunging Versace poolside coverup back in 2000 -- and Toni Braxton's Caligula-era torn sheet dress thing from 2001.

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Doing her best Minka Kelly impersonation, Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley's daughter Alexa Ray Joel showed up to a fashion show in NYC on Thursday ... and proved she's not the girl she used to be just six months ago.

The 27-year-old has grown into quite the woman.