Rihanna Enjoy Your Frozen Xmas ... CHUMPS!
Here's a photo of Rihanna in Barbados ... in a bathing suit ... where she'll be spending her Christmas holiday relaxin' like a she-pimp in 81 degree weather.
FYI -- it's 36 degrees in NYC right now ... 53 and raining in L.A. ... 14 degrees in Minneapolis ... 37 in Dallas ... 52 in Atlanta ... 32 in Boise ... etc, etc, etc.
Merry Xmas everyone.
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Ice-T & CoCo We're Working It Out!
Buxom blonde CoCo has been caught getting all sweaty with a man in photos again ... but this time it's with her husband Ice-T.
With the fall out from CoCo's controversial pics with rapper AP.9. behind them, Ice and CoCo got their hearts racing again by working out together at the Mandr Fitness Center at the Planet Hollywood Casino & Hotel in Vegas on Friday.
We're told Ice had just flown in from New York to catch CoCo's sexy new show "Peepshow" this weekend.
Looks like they're committed to keeping their relationship healthy.
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Olivia Culpo PIGS OUT After Miss Universe Victory
Moments after Miss USA Olivia Culpa emerged victorious in the Miss Universe pageant, she celebrated like a true beauty queen ... by STUFFING HERSELF WITH ACTUAL FOOD!!!
Culpa had been on a strict diet for months leading up to the competition (probably why she KILLED IT in the swimsuit portion) ... and afterward, she decided to treat herself to a mini room service feast.
The 20-year-old tells us ... when she went back to her room at the Planet Hollywood hotel in Las Vegas ... she "splurged" on the following meal:
-- One giant portion of penne pasta with chicken and red sauce
-- Some bread
-- Half a cupcake
SPLUUUURGE!!!!!!
Culpa says she was HOPING to add some cookie dough ice cream to her food party, but it just didn't happen. Bummer.
But there's more ... Olivia says she plans on eating a Reese's peanut butter cup "tree" thing in the near future ... because they have more peanut butter than the regular cups.
What a fatty.
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Kate Moss PHOTOBOMBED By a Penis
Supermodel Kate Moss almost took a ball to the head while hanging out on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.
While trying to soak up the sun with husband Jamie Hince, the bikini-clad 38-year-old got photobombed by a completely naked dude checking his phone behind her.
Heads up!
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Olympic Soccer Babe Medal Winning Bikini Body
Team USA women's soccer phenom Alex Morgan showed off her rock hard gold medal winning bikini body in Hawaii on Wednesday.
The smokin' hot 23-year-old Olympian scores again.
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Vida Guerra Dear Dudes in Leggings ... COVER YOUR JUNK!!
Hot model Vida Guerra's throwing up the STOP sign to men like Lil Wayne who rock leggings -- or "meggings" -- 'cause as some TMZ staffers will tell you ... the johnson-exposure factor is way too high!
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Taylor Swift & Harry Styles His Ship Has Sailed ... onto His Arm!
Like a good elder girlfriend, Taylor Swift, 23, chaperoned her current boyfriend Harry Styles to get his latest tat in West Hollywood on Tuesday.
With Taylor clinging to his side, the 18-year-old One Direction singer got an image of a huge ship inked on his left upper arm at the ever popular Shamrock Tattoo.
While Harry is no stranger to body art, he's so far managed to avoid getting Taylor's name etched permanently into his flesh.
Pretty funny -- considering the bad boy in Taylor's new music video "I Knew You Were Trouble" gets a very similar tattoo ... and the song's all about how he broke her heart (surprise).
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Miley's B'day Gift Grabs a Handful of 'Big Booty Ho'
Miley Cyrus had a butt-naked birthday celebration -- latching on to a stripper's bare ass, and TMZ has the first pic of the awesome encounter ... inspired by none other than 2 Chainz!
Miley rang in her 20th last month with a house party in Hollywood ... and sources inside the bash tell us Miley's friends ordered a few strippers -- one of whom dropped a booty-shaking lap dance on the birthday girl.
We're told Miley couldn't resist (we understand) ... jumped up, hugged the dancer and grabbed her ample butt, which was busy swallowing a pink g-string.
Miley issued a warning tweet before her birthday ... "if I don't get atleast one big booty hoe my friends are officially not my friends anymore" -- a clear nod to "Birthday Song" by 2 Chainz.
Even with Miley's hands-on approach ... her stripper-palooza was totally G-rated compared to her bf Liam Hemsworth's last birthday cake.
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Kate Upton Strips for Antarctic Photo Shoot 35 Degrees BELOW ZERO
Kate Upton and Lindsay Lohan have something in common ... because Kate's assets were FROZEN recently -- when the curvaceous 20-year-old model stripped down to her skivvies for an Antarctica photo shoot ... where the temperature hit 35 BELOW!!!
We're told Upton and a camera crew boarded a private 10-day cruise from Argentina to Antarctica for a super-secret Sports Illustrated cover shoot. The cruise departed November 29th and returned December 9th.
The photos were shot both on the cruise -- with massive icebergs as a backdrop -- as well as on the penguin-filled islands off the coast of the frozen continent.
But don't worry -- we're told Upton only stripped to a bikini for a few minutes at a time ... and was otherwise wrapped in a pimpalicious fur coat.
As for the giant Oreo man -- 2012 marks the 100th year since the inception of the tastiest cookie in the universe ... and for some reason, this guy felt like celebrating.
Lucky for him, Kate's got enough milk to go around.
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Victoria's Secret Angel Fetch My Butt Washer!
Got a little sand on your perfectly-toned butt? No problem. Just ring that little bell and your loyal butt-washing attendant will be right over ... carrying a gleaming silver pail filled with Fiji water just to de-sand your perky cheeks.
Just one requirement: you must be Victoria's Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel ... who proudly showed off the ridiculous ass-splashing service she got during a recent photo shoot in St. Barths.
FYI -- we were joking about the Fiji part ... but La Toya wasn't.
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Jessica Simpson Check Out My Black Dress Perfect for Hiding Babies
Jessica Simpson wore an all black bridesmaids dress to BFF CaCee Cobb's wedding -- and everyone knows black is the most slimming color EVER, so ... let the baby-hiding-speculation continue!
Jessica reportedly has a tiny person growing inside of her, but has yet to confirm a pregnancy.
But on Saturday she showed up to Zach Braff's mansion -- where the wedding was held -- in this kind-of-poofy black dress ... which CONVENIENTLY covered her stomach (aka her baby incubator).
So either she's hiding a bump ... or ya know ... just wanted to look skinny.
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'Shahs of Sunset' Babe Size Me Up, Boys!
"Shahs of Sunset" participant Mercedes Javid has got it -- and ain't afraid to flaunt it ... which is cool since we know she has at least one huge fan, right in our own office. We love ya, MJ!
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'Shahs of Sunset' Star BOOBS VS. BIKINI
"Shahs of Sunset" buxom party girl Mercedes "MJ" Javid poured her voluptuous curves into a terrified purple animal print bikini and soaked her smooth womanly flesh under the sun in Santa Barbara this weekend.
She knows how to put on an unreal show.
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'Top Chef' Host Padma Lakshmi One Hot Bikini Dish
"Top Chef" host Padma Lakshmi proved she can stomach a lot more than just a meal ... and showed off her pipin' hot bod in a baby blue bikini in Miami this weekend.
Scrumptious.
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Dodgers Pitcher Josh Beckett Board with His Hot Wife
L.A. Dodgers pitcher Josh Beckett got the paddle from his smokin' hot bikini-clad wife in Maui this weekend.
With his wife Holly at the helm of a stand up paddle board, Josh sat back and enjoyed the ride.
Ladies, never let your man weigh you down.
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Santa's Stomachs GUESS THE GUTS!
As the hunt for the man in the big red suit starts, can you guess which famous fronts have the stuff Santas are made of?