Hot Bodies

Alert the authorities, because Jennifer Love Hewitt got held up on Friday ... by her strapless floral dress.

The perky 33-year-old showed off her amazing God-given talents while walking around the set of her TV show "The Client List" in Van Nuys.

Kim Kardashian threw the armed services a few curves last night ... by rockin' a sultry form fitting dress to the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina.

Doing what she can for her country, Kim accompanied a very lucky Sgt. Martin Gardiner to the annual prestigious formal gala.

Looks like Kim was the one who ordered the code red.

With her buxom non-biodegradable body parts spilling out onto the sand, bikini-clad reality star of yore Heidi Montag backed her thang up to a photographer's camera on the beach in L.A. on Thursday.

She's hot ... she can fight ... and ex-WWE diva Kelly Kelly can also change a flat tire all by herself.

TMZ has learned ... KK (real name Barbie Blank) was on her way to a bikini calender photo shoot last month when the tire on her Mitsubishi blew out.

But instead of whining like a helpless little girl, Kelly grabbed a tire iron and changed the damn thing herself ... refusing to deny the public the chance to see her in revealing swimwear.

Eventually, Kelly made it to the shoot. Here are the pics. You're welcome.

Courtney Stodden will NOT be flaunting her suspiciously perky 18-year-old breasts at a pole dancing performance next week -- because the gay club that booked her ... just dropped her like a hot potato.

Courtney's people tell TMZ, it's unclear why her performance was abruptly canceled -- but they believe the higher ups who own the place pulled the plug on her out of "fear" ... whatever that means.

Courtney had been scheduled to ride the pole at the famous Abbey in West Hollywood the night before Thanksgiving.

Don't be too disappointed -- Courtney wasn't planning to bare her ta-tas for the show anyway ... she's holding out for a much bigger paycheck to do that.

A rep for SBE -- the company that owns the Abbey -- had no comment.

Channing Tatum getting the "Sexiest Man Alive" title made the women of TMZ all hot ... and pissed off! Something about Ryan Gosling's abs getting dissed?

Paraguay's best (looking) javelin thrower Leryn Franco won't be winning Olympic gold anytime soon -- or ever -- but at least she's the best at squeezing into tiny bikinis.

The chick in this photo isn't just hot ... but she can impale you from 57 meters away ... 'cause she's former Olympic javelin thrower Leryn Franco.

The Team Paraguay athlete hit the beach in Miami this week ... showing off her world class physique in an itsy-bitsy bikini.

Franco shot to fame at the 2008 Beijing Olympics ... but it wasn't because she excelled in her sport. In fact, she downright sucked on the global stage -- finishing in 51st place.

Still, she wins.

James Bond aka Daniel Craig, 44, and his "Skyfall" enemy, Oscar winner Javier Bardem, 43, proved they are both ridiculously handsome at the movie's premiere in London recently.

Question is ...

Marc Anthony pulled a page from his ex Jennifer Lopez's post-breakup play book and frolicked on the beach with his much younger hot lover Shannon de Lima in Miami on Thursday.

"One Direction" singer Harry Styles just got the most awesome pair of tattoos -- if the year was 1996! Then again ... someone in our newsroom has the same knack for timely ink.

As if One Direction singer and teenage-heart exploder Harry Styles needs another excuse to take his shirt off -- but he did it anyway last night ... to pump his skin with ink.

18-year-old Styles -- who already has several tats -- stripped down at Shamrock Tattoo in West Hollywood for the new ink job ... while a crowd of girls ogled him from outside.

According to reports, Harry's tat session consisted of sparrows and a couple of stars.

The British boy band is currently in L.A. for a special performance on "X Factor" tonight.

Former reality trainwreck Heidi Montag took a break from living in obscurity to wash up on the beach with all her augmented fake body parts in a skimpy red bikini in Santa Monica on Wednesday.

The 26-year-old former "The Hills" star -- who infamously had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one single day back in 2009 -- did some of her best acting while hamming it up for the cameras on the sand.

With her lovely little monsters stuffed into her bikini top, Lady Gaga showed off her sexy new curves and flat tummy while waving to fans from her hotel balcony in Rio de Janeiro on Tuesday.

She was born this way.

'Real Housewives' star Joanna Krupa is two things -- ridiculously hot in a bikini, and definitely NOT a hooker .. because she said she's not. Case closed. Now, camera whoring ...

The day before the elections, singer turned television show judge Christina Aguilera showed off her bootyful patriotic backside in a pair of sexy skintight blue pants with white stars all over them in L.A. last night.

Aguilera was at Mozza, where she had dinner with fellow "Voice" judge Blake Shelton and his wife Miranda Lambert (video below).