Hot Bodies

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's eldest daughter, Rumer Willis, showed off her A-list genetics by flashing her smokin' hot bod in a black bikini in Cancun this weekend.

Another member of Hollywood royalty has gone two pieces.

Christina Aguilera has the chance to pump up a dating site that caters to BBWs ... and the men who love 'em -- all she's gotta do is accept one really, really BIG offer.

Eva Longoria has a nasty red blotch on the back of her neck -- and she's probably THRILLED about it ... 'cause it used to be a tattoo of her ex-husband's basketball jersey number.

Back in January, Longoria began laser treatments to erase 3 Tony Parker-inspired tats -- the "NINE" tattoo ... the wedding date tattoo on her wrist ... and Tony's initials (which were put on a very private, undisclosed location).

Tattoo removal doesn't happen overnight -- it takes multiple sessions, which have to be spaced out over several months.

Christina Aguilera's Rubenesque physique could pay off in a huuuuge way -- TMZ has learned she's been offered $3 MILLION to be the face of a dating website for "big and beautiful" women.

The person behind the offer is former "America's Next Top Model" winner Whitney Thompson -- the first plus-size model to even win the show.

Whitney now runs TheBigandTheBeautiful.com -- and fired off a letter to Aguilera, saying she's extremely interested locking down Christina as the spokesperson for the website, which is "specifically designed for women with curves."

As part of the deal, Aguilera would agree to at least one TV commercial, one radio commercial, two photo shoots, and four public appearances. She also wants Christina to sing a jingle for the website.

While lawyers, jurors and reporters hear all about the meltdown of Britney Spears and who's responsible for her drug-fueled downward spiral, Britney was enjoying a frothy drink at Starbucks in Encino.

Check out her boots ... and her bangs.

Britney will not have to take the oath, because the judge in the defamation case has ruled she does not have to testify since she's currently under a conservatorship.

He may be on "Dancing with the Stars," but based on this pic ... it's all about watching Apolo Ohno's massive gun show.

After a kickboxing session on Sunday, the 30-year-old Olympian tweeted a humble pic of himself ... flexing his huge yoked arms.

Doing the Cha-Cha-Cha with Karina Smirnoff does the body good.

In just a matter of hours, Khloe Kardashian went from a makeup-free natural woman to a polished and shellacked glowing orange babe in Miami.

Early on Wednesday, the sleepy and blemished 28-year-old soon-to-be "X Factor" host was spotted au naturel heading to the gym ... but just a little while later Kim's little sis was almost unrecognizable.

Her transformation -- refurbished weave, spray tanned skin, and the girls pushed up and into a form fitting strapless dress -- was nothing short of awesome.

Pregnant Man Thomas Beatie has passion in his pants and he ain't afraid to show it ... dressing up as Redfoo from LMFAO for Halloween this year -- and his costume's incredible.

Thomas tells TMZ, "I've pretty much been obsessed over the last month trying to get my Redfoo costume together" -- a massive waste of time because the costume's literally just a t-shirt, animal print stretch pants, and his GF's old Richard Simmons wig.

Thomas adds, "I've been Googling the moves, so I plan on being in true character come Halloween."

FYI -- if you're wondering what the black bars are covering ... let's just say Bush wasn't just the 41st President of the United States.

Thomas says he tried reaching out to Redfoo on Twitter to see if the LMFAO rapper would want to do a costume trade -- suggesting Redfoo could dress as "The Pregnant Man" by stuffing a pillow under his shirt.

Here's the one reason you should still be watching "Glee" ... new cast member Dean Geyer's yoked body.

Flashing his ripped and hairless acting muscles, the 26-year-old skateboarded shirtless through Santa Monica on Wednesday.

Now this is something to sing and dance about.

Christina Aguilera's massive boobs and Hillary Clinton's steely gaze proved once and for all that NO ONE -- male or female -- can ignore boobs on a platter! Well played, Madam Secretary.

Hillary Clinton is clearly impressed with Christina Aguilera.

The two got together at the 2012 George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony in Washington D.C. on Wednesday for their work in helping feed starving children throughout the world.

Clearly, Christina has what it takes to make sure no child ever goes hungry.

Coming up on the main stage ... Heeeeeeeidiiiiiiii Montag!!

TMZ has learned ... The former MTV reality star has struck a $25,000 deal to appear at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Vegas on October 19 ... but there's a pretty big catch.

Montag -- and her G-cup boobs -- will not be getting naked. So, patrons will only get a chance to throw money at giant unfamous boobs that night.

Montag was only hired to host the club's 3rd Year Anniversary Party.

Sources at the club tell us ... Spencer will accompany Heidi to the gentlemen's establishment.

"Dexter" star Michael C. Hall took a needle to the foot in Hollywood yesterday during an ink session at a Hollywood tattoo parlor ... and TMZ caught the whole thing on tape.

We spotted Hall at the True Tattoo shop in L.A. ... where an artist was working on a mysterious tat on the top of Michael's right foot.

On his way out of the parlor, we asked Hall about the design ... and he quipped back, "I'm just doctoring up my alien markings."

Check out the pic -- looks like he was telling the truth.

Mario Lopez's 2-week wife Ali Landry is an expert on her knees, easily keeping her balance during a smoking hot paddle boarding session in Hawaii earlier today.

In case you forgot, Mario and Ali were married on April 24th, 2004. Their marriage was annulled two weeks later.

Mel Gibson suffered a wardrobe malfunction and accidentally flashed one of his supple man boobs while out walking around Malibu on Wednesday.

She's no stranger to weird get-ups, but "Tik Tok" singer Ke$ha took it up a sexy notch by wearing some sorta revealing leather one-legged bathing suit type thing on the set of her "Die Young" music video in L.A. on Wednesday.