Hot Bodies

Today is Lil Wayne's 30th birthday ... and he's celebrating by taking down Elvis Presley.

Weezy showed off his lean, buff, tatted up chest by going shirtless at the opening of a skatepark he helped launch in New Orleans on Wednesday.

And how's this for a birthday gift, Wayne just made music history by surpassing Elvis as the male artist with the most hits on the Billboard Hot 100 chart -- Weezy has 109 songs over The King's 108.

Rockin' a sexy one piece suit that perfectly accentuated her gorgeous girls and tightly cinched her waist in ways no mere mortal could withstand, Kim cloaked her beloved booty with a long white shirt thing as she and big sis Kourtney enjoyed a walk on the beach.

Justin Timberlake refused to make a complete ass out of himself during his bachelor party weekend in Cabo San Lucas this weekend ... only going "partial crack" while his pals flashed some full moons at the paparazzi.

Prior to flashing their lily-white booties, JT and the gang started the bachelor festivities in Las Vegas on Thursday before continuing the party train south of the border.

Sofia Vergara celebrated "Modern Family's" big Emmy win last night by shaking her ass like a CHAMPION in a tight sexy dress ... and TMZ has ALL of the incredible jiggly footage.

It all went down at the HBO Emmy Party at the Pacific Design Center -- when Sofia stormed into the place around 1 AM with the urge to dance her face off in her ultra-skin tight dress.

Sofia -- clearly excited her show won the statue for Best Comedy Series-- went straight to the center of the party and began gyrating to Gloria Estefan's "Conga."

With the crowd egging her on, Vergara requested the DJ play the Enrique Iglesias track, "I Like It"... and of course, he obliged.

It's awards season ... so naturally, Christina Hendricks' boobs dolled themselves up for a big night out at the Emmys!!

The boobs sat at a table with their "Mad Men" co-stars ... while sipping on champagne and snacking on some fancy desserts. They didn't win an award, but still a great time was had by all.

Sources say Christina was there too.

Heidi Klum showed up to the Emmy Awards moments ago without her bodyguard boyfriend ... but fully rocking her smokin' hot body.

Klum walked the red carpet at the Nokia theater in downtown L.A. sporting a scantily cut sea-foam dress ... where the plunging neckline and high leg slits managed to meet in practically the same place.

Jessica Simpson rocked a pair of Daisy Dukes in L.A. yesterday ... begging the question, WHY WAS SHE AFRAID TO SHOW OFF HER LEGS IN THAT WEIGHT WATCHERS COMMERCIAL?

Simpson -- who signed a $4 mil deal with WW -- took some serious heat for not flaunting her revamped, slimmed down figure when her first WW commercial aired earlier this month.

But yesterday, Simpson finally showed off the goods during a mid-day shopping trip ... and the goods looked good.

Jess ain't exactly back in the same Daisy Dukes shape she was back in 2005, when she rocked the short shorts in "Dukes of Hazzard" ... but still, progress is progress.

Kate Upton's family is NOT embarrassed by her jiggly supermodel ways ... this according to her uncle, who also happens to be a friggin' U.S. Congressman!

TMZ spoke with Fred Upton (R-Mich) in D.C. yesterday ... who ensured us Kate is nothing short of a "great gal" ... which we already knew because of this ... and this ... and this ... and this.

But the Upton family is more than hotness and politics ... they're also SUPER LOADED ... because Kate's great-grandfather started the WHIRLPOOL corporation back in 1911!!!

Fun Fact -- Whirlpool was the first company to offer employees paid vacations. So next time you take some time off, you should probably thank the Upton family ... by watching this.

Kelsey Grammer is making it clear ... he does NOT want to see pics of his ex, Camille Grammer -- even if she's flaunting her AWESOME bikini bod! He might wanna rethink that.

Comedian Lisa Lampanelli is hysterical ... but there ain't nothing funny about how great she looks since her dramatic weight loss.

After recently undergoing gastric sleeve surgery to remove 85% of her stomach, the 51-year-old ball buster showed off her new curves in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and looks remarkably different from even just five months ago (right).

Lisa is no joke.

Brazilian bombshell Alessandra Ambrosio proved she's back in supermodel shape by showing of her flat stomach in L.A. on Monday ... four months after giving birth to her second child on May 7th.

The 31-year-old Victoria's Secret Angel has a lot in common with 32-year-old new mom Jessica Simpson ... as Alessandra had her baby just six days after Jess, who gave birth on May 1st.

Call him Ass Ventura.

Jim Carrey hit the beach in Malibu this weekend with a brand new thongtastic bikini chick ... just a short time after reportedly breaking things off with his last GF -- 23-year-old Anastasia Vitkina.

50-year-old Carrey is a LEGEND on the Hollywood dating scene ... cycling through stunners like Jenny McCarthy, January Jones, Renee Zellweger and Lauren Holly.

The 27-year-old mother of one is very, very good for the environment.

Moments before Miley Cyrus' alleged woman-punches-man altercation ... something way more traumatic happened -- a seriously close encounter with an 82-year-old stripper!

The T&A nightmare went down Saturday night at the Beacher's Madhouse theater in Hollywood, where Miley was standing front row when the octogenarian ass-shaker hit the stage ... gently, of course.

The well-preserved dancer -- billed as the world's oldest female stripper -- worked the crowd, including Miley, into a frenzy.

As TMZ first reported, Miley was named a suspect in a criminal battery after an alleged scrap that night ... between Miley, her fiance Liam Hemsworth and another guy in the theater.

Miley denies hitting anyone, and several witnesses say the same.

Leonardo DiCaprio's latest supermodel girlfriend Erin Heatherton showed off her sexy curves in a glorious bikini in Miami this weekend.

The ridiculously hot 23-year-old Victoria's Secret Angel even attempted to cool things off by taking a dip in the pool.