Hot Bodies

"2 Broke Girls" star Kat Dennings ripped a page from the Christina Hendricks guide to the red carpet ... by squeezing her gals into a very cleavage-friendly blue dress this weekend.

Dennings was trying to generate interest in her show at a media event for the Television Critics Association in Beverly Hills. Mission accomplished.

Meanwhile, here's a shot of Christina at an event back in September 2011.

Naturally, we gotta ask ...

Here is a photo of Rachel Uchitel and her bundle of joy ... along with her new daughter Wyatt.

Rachel gave birth to the kid back in May.

Motherhood never looked so perky.

While snapping pics on the beach, Melanie Griffith flashed her soft porcelain lady curves in a tasteful black bikini in Hawaii on Tuesday.

She's once ... twice ... three times a lady.

The producers of the new "Total Recall" remake finally debuted the brand new 3-boob'd hooker ... played by Kaitlyn Leeb ... and it's hot. hot. hot.

Leeb sported her costume at Comic-Con in San Diego this weekend ... revealing the iconic double cleavage made famous in the original Arnold Schwarzenegger version ... which was originally released back in 1990.

Jeff Goldblum is living the dream and holding on to the dog days of summer ... and to his much younger girlfriend's ass.

While vacationing in St. Barts on Wednesday, the 59-year-old shirtless stud enjoyed a very hands-on day in the sun with his bikini-clad 29-year-old piece Emilie Livingston.

When you're a mac daddy like Goldblum, life really is a day at the beach.

Eva Longoria fooled us -- we thought her beach trip was an excuse to show off her perfect, barely-covered behind, but she was really just promoting a new ... oh, it doesn't matter ... just roll the video!

Former child star Dakota Fanning,18, and Mary-Kate & Ashley's little sister Elizabeth Olsen, 23, went two pieces on the set of their new movie "Very Good Girls" in New York over the weekend.

In the flick, the bikini-clad actresses play friends who make a pact to lose their virginity during the summer after graduating high school.

There's a damn good chance Terrell Owens will be sentenced to JAIL if he once again blows off his child support hearing in Atlanta on Thursday ... but T.O. didn't seem to care this weekend because there was a BEACH PARTY in Malibu!!

Smiling like he wasn't $20k behind in child support payments, Owens took off his shirt and posed up with "Dancing with the Stars" pro Derek Hough and "Extra" host Maria Menounos at the Chapstick Beach House.

Just a few days before the party, Owens got himself into some hot water with an ATL judge after no-showing at a child support hearing. Owens allegedly owes $20k in back payments to the mother of his 7-year-old daughter.

Terrell's lawyer took responsibility for his client's no-show -- blaming it on a simple miscommunication. But according to reports, the judge was PISSED and has threatened to lock up the former NFL star if he misses the next hearing, scheduled for Thursday July 19.

NIce abs tho.

Now that his ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj says she's 100% not pregnant with his spawn, Kris Humphries celebrated by partying shirtless in South Beach this weekend.

Octomom Nadya Suleman stripped down Friday night like it was her job ... because it was ... and TMZ has obtained the pics to prove it.

After months of anticipation, Octo finally had her first gig as a stripper and hit the stage at Playhouse Gentleman's Club in Hallandale, FL for TWO WHOLE DANCES!!!

Even though her time on stage was short, the mother of 14 went all out -- using costumes, props and we're guessing a gym ... cause girl didn't look half-bad.

Octo went with a couple classic stripper numbers -- dancing as a leather-clad dominatrix (set to Rihanna's song "S&M") and then a naughty, lollipop sucking school girl.

While at different events on different coasts, "Gossip Girl" hottie Penn Badgley, 25, and buff "Twilight" hunk Taylor Lautner, 20, both showed off the growing hairs protruding out of their shirts on Thursday.

Question is ...

Nearly six months after Angelina Jolie stole the show at the Oscars with her awkward leg flash, Brazilian supermodel Izabel Goulart took it up a notch -- or three -- by exposing her ridiculously long luxurious bronzed leg ... and thigh ... and hip ... and nearly everything else at an event in Lima, Peru on Thursday.

Eva was out on the surf with some guys from her new reality dating series "Ready for Love."

20-yr-old Kate Upton looked like she was chugging beer at a baseball game -- but she's denying it. So, let's investigate the matter by rolling video of Kate getting hosed down in a bikini! Couldn't hurt, right?

Colin Farrell turned up the heat in Rio by showing off his lean, ripped, tatted up torso as he walked around shirtless on Wednesday.

Australian model Kasia Zachwieja is THE next hottest thing -- according to one TMZ staffer, anyway. But once you see her liberal bra policy, and hear her talk ... we're betting you'll agree.