Hook Ups

The weekend of the Mayweather vs. Pacquiao fight will be LEGENDARY for pimps, hos, marks, mark ass marks, trick ass marks, punk bitches and skip skap scallywags alike.

At least according to one of the most famous (and perhaps the most celebrated) pimp of all time ... Bishop Don "Magic" Juan.

The Bishop was hangin' at Berri's Cafe on Third in L.A. when he told us Sin City will be a virtual ho-asis on May 2nd ... because hos go where the money is.

"People are bringing hundreds of thousands [of dollars] just to throw away," Bishop says.

One photo had 'Bachelor' fans losing it ... thinking Josh Murray was rebounding from Andi Dorfman by banging famed virgin Ashley Iaconetti -- but we've learned her chastity is fully intact.

Quick backstory ... Josh was engaged to ex 'Bachelorette' Andi, but they split up in January. Ashley was a cast-off from the most recent 'Bachelor' -- best known for flaunting her virginity.

Fast-forward to Monday night ... Josh meets Ashley at a NYC sports bar -- along with a bevy of hot chicks -- then posts an Instagram with her cozying up to him. He was instantly flooded by fans sounding off -- some happy about the hook-up, but others taking it as a diss to Andi.

Ashley tells TMZ everyone can chill because they're not dating. She says ... yes, Josh reached out to her ... and yes, she thought he was cool, but she viewed it as a group date (she brought 2 GFs for backup). So, hardly romantic and definitely bang-free.

Andi can take a little solace, since our sources say she thought the pic was a "low blow" from Josh.

As for whether Josh and Ashley have a 2nd date? Based on the proximity of her boobs to his back ... we'd guess there's a good chance.

Iggy Azalea and Britney "Tan Mom 2.0" Spears nearly shared a liplock on the set of their new music video Thursday in Malibu.

They wigged out and wore their best white trash outfits -- possibly their own.

It's a little "circle of life"-ish if you think about it ... it wasn't that long ago Britney was the young hot chick kissing the old music vet in a desperate attention grab ... and now the stiletto is on the other foot.

Man, time sure flies, huh?

Bella Thorne knows what happens when you mess with Miley Cyrus and her man ... so she's sending a preemptive message to Miley's fans.

Bella and Patrick Schwarzenegger were photographed leaving the Mud Hen Tavern in Los Angeles Wednesday night ... no hand holding or kissing ... but lately when Patrick gets photographed with another girl, Miley fans go berzerk.

Bella is no fool ... she posted a photo of her and Patrick during dinner and captioned it, "With my homie @patrickschwarzenegger if you aren't already following him you should :)) disclaimer *** we are just friends :)"

Hopefully that's enough to keep the wolves at bay.

The Big Sean/Justin Bieber feud is over before it even started ... or more accurately ... it never existed in the first place.

A rep for Big Sean tells TMZ the tweet going around in which Sean threatened Bieber for laying hands on Ariana Grande during a concert ... is a fake.

We're told Justin and Sean are good friends ... and that he and Ariana are just fine.

Another tweet of Sean's -- "so many times in my life I wish I could of been at 2 places at once" -- also sounded like it was about Bieber ... but we're told it had nothing to do with JB, and Sean just misses friends and family while on the road.

Here's video of Blake Griffin leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood Wednesday night ... with a smokin' hot mystery lady.

No idea who she is ... are they dating? Are they friends? Casual banging pals? We're workin' on it.

Either way, Blake proved an NBA star can still have a good time at a nightclub without getting stabbed or arrested at the end of the night.

Jennifer Lopez and her NOT boyfriend are enjoying a NOT vacation in Mexico for his NOT birthday.

You get our drift, right? It IS Casper Smart's 28th birthday, and he and JLo ARE on vacay with her kids -- yet during an interview this week ... Jennifer insisted she's single.

Casper did some jetskiing ... JLo's kids went horseback riding, and JLo followed them all around town. Check out the pics ... no kissing or canoodling, but they're definitely close.

As we reported ... sources connected to Jen and Casper tell us they never really broke up -- and a couple weeks ago they were kissing outside "American Idol."

But yeah, like she says ... they're not dating.

DMX and The LOX might blow the roof off their downtown L.A. concert Wednesday -- but the real party's back at X's hotel room ... which is gonna be loaded with XL-sized condoms and Newports.

We got our hands on a copy of DMX's rider -- the special requests promoters have to fill for performers -- and it reads like the most awesome 'hood pass. Check out the must-haves for his hotel suite:

- One fifth of Hennessy
- One 6-pack of Sunkist Soda
- One carton of Newport cigarettes
- Two boxes of Magnum Condoms
- Now & Laters (assorted flavors)

DMX also requires $150 cash for "incidentals" -- what that means exactly ... we'll leave to your imagination.

As for his dressing room ... it's a diabetic nightmare: TWO more fifths of Henney, hot chicken (white meat only), mashed potatoes, green beans, tons of soda, Oreos, Starbursts, Skittles, and yes -- more Now & Laters.

The woman who made Eskimo buddies out of Drake and Lil' Wayne says she knows what's up, and she's ready to say which one's the better banger.

Tammy Torres told our photog, the story Weezy's shopping around about her doing Drake the day before Weezy hooked up with her is full of holes. She's not denying the basics, but she made it clear one's better than the other.

Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence hopped on the same private jet … which means they probably never really broke up -- which means Chris went on vacation with Gwyneth Paltrow WHILE he was still "dating" J.Law!

Either Jen is totally cool with estranged wives ... or Chris is getting his ass chewed out right now.

Kylie Jenner let her fingers do some walking down her sister Kendall Jenner's shorts, and then -- because she's a giver -- posted it on social media for the world to see.

The Snapchat looks like it's behind the scenes of a photo shoot ... and shows the sisters doing a lot of sexually charged goofing around -- and then it gets all touchy feely.

Chris Martin may have been slathering sunblock on Gwyneth Paltrow last weekend but it looks like the only girl on his mind is Jennifer Lawrence.

Martin and Jennifer boarded a private jet together Sunday at Teterboro Airport in New Jersey. They hadn't been seen together since the end of January and there were reports the two broke up, but it seems they're still tight.

Pam Anderson breezed out of Crossroads restaurant in L.A. Saturday night, and she's certainly sending smoke signals ... she's moved on from hubby Rick Salomon.

She had dinner with a guy whom she certainly intimated was on the precipice of becoming her newest catch.

Pam was mum about her comments Friday that her relationship with Rick was devoid of romance, despite writings to the contrary.

11:25 AM PT Sources close to Rosie say everything is fine between Jason and her. They say the ring is NOT an engagement ring ... it's a family heirloom she sometimes wears. As for their relationship, "Things are 100% fine. They still plan to move in together in their new home." As for who the dude is, they say it's just a friend.

This is weird, at least on the surface. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was holding hands with some dude Friday night, and it definitely wasn't her rumored fiancé Jason Statham.

Rosie was leaving The Nice Guy nightclub in WeHo ... we don't know who the guy is, but they sure seem chummy.

It got our attention, because just last week we broke the story Jason and Rosie went halfsies on a $13 million Bev Hills estate. And she's been wearing what sure looks like an engagement ring ... but last night, no ring.

Aussie singer Cody Simpson's smoking hot gf Gigi Hadid was up on him as they sat court side for a Knicks game -- and he was totally dialed in ... to the freakin' game!

Let's review: Gorgeous supermodel has her hands and mouth all over you -- but you focus on a game?!! We'd deport Cody immediately ... if we had the power.

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris continued their 2015 Countdown to Breakup Tour ... and this time they pressed the flesh in L.A.

Taylor made herself comfortable on Calvin's lap at Troubador, where they watched Haim perform -- the group that seems to have connected them. He cut a song with them, she's best buds with them.

Last week they unveiled their romance at a Kenny Chesney concert in Nashville.

And you gotta see the chaotic scene as they left. Get it while you can, paps.