Rae Sremmurd's Swae Lee What I Want in 2017 is ... Malia Obama!!

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Swae Lee's gotten everything a young rapper could ask for this year, but you always want what you probably can't have ... like a hookup with the President's daughter.

We got one half of the hip-hip duo Rae Sremmurd in downtown L.A. leaving his brother Slim Jxmmi's birthday party ... and he's crushing pretty hard on First Daughter, Malia Obama. Sounds like he's got a plan to court her too ...

Might wanna start by asking permission from Barack first, though.

Johnny Manziel Getting Close with 'Wild 'n Out' Girl

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Johnny Manziel may have a brand new woman in his life ... one of the hot chicks from "Wild 'n Out."

J Lo and Drake Fake Love, Papi?

Drake and Jennifer Lopez are officially cuddling on camera ... but this pose looks too good for us to believe it's anything but genius marketing.

Drake and J Lo both posted this same pic early Wednesday morning, showing them getting cozy ... with Drizzy looking right into the camera with those dreamy eyes.

The 2 artists recently announced they're working on new music together, which is why they say they've been hanging out so much lately ... despite rumors they're hooking up.

With that now out there, we gotta say ... this kinda makes us feel no ways.

Paris Jackson BF Gets Early Gift ... Bikini Make-out Sesh in Hawaii

Paris Jackson is reminding her boyfriend why this is the most wonderful time of the year -- and it's got NOTHING to do with Santa, and everything to do with her bikini.

Paris and Michael Snoddy were making out and rolling around in the sand Wednesday on Maui. Michael's 18-year-old daughter and her peek-a-boo swimwear are making the most of the holiday break with her dude.

Who needs mistletoe?

Charlie Puth I'm Done with Bella She Lied About Tyler Posey

Bella Thorne and Charlie Puth were not meant to last ... mostly because she's allegedly still dating Tyler Posey.

Charlie is now publicly apologizing to Tyler and breaking it off with Bella, saying ... "I'm just removing myself from this." Charlie says Bella told him she was not with Posey anymore, but he found out otherwise.

He also tweeted, "I don't know Tyler personally, but I know he shouldn't be treated this way."

Bella and Charlie were spotted packing on the PDA earlier this week. It looked weird to a lot of fans who thought she was still with Tyler. Seems like they were right.

10:50 AM PT -- Bella just clapped back to the rumors, saying, "Ty and I have been broken up for like two weeks and charlie and I ARENT DATING we are friends. That article was written forever ago."

Drake and J Lo Something's Going On

Drake and Jennifer Lopez have been spending a lot of time together lately, and sources who are around both of them tell us it's only a matter of time ...

Drake rented out Delilah restaurant in WeHo Monday night, and J Lo was his guest. We're told 20 others joined the party as the restaurant was shut down to the public.

As for what's going on ... we know Drake and J Lo are working on a music project together, and he's been to 2 of her Vegas shows recently. One source, who should know, says so far it's not what you would assume but it's pretty clearly going in that direction.

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Britney Spears My Hot New Guy Makes Me Laugh

Britney Spears has herself a guy who's not just really easy on the eyes ... he's a gentleman too.

Britney and Sam Asghari did dinner together at Gyu-Kaku Japanese BBQ in L.A. on Saturday, and her laugh and smile say it all -- she's having a good time with this one.

Brit's "Slumber Party" music vid co-star posted a pic of the couple doing sushi last month, but when he quickly deleted the post ... we wondered if it was anything serious.

Our Spears sources confirm what these photos show -- it is. Serious, that is.

Not a ton of guys out there who look like Sam, and also open car doors for a lady. #GetitBrit

Bella Thorne & Charlie Puth We Do a Lot More Than Talking

Bella Thorne and Charlie Puth don't need no stinking mistletoe to pack on the PDA -- they were all over each other in Miami.

They've been flirting heavily on social media for months, and finally decided to go public Sunday on the beach. Looks like tops were optional, but those latex knee-highs on Bella should be required.

Always.

'Flip or Flop' Star Tarek El Moussa Hooked Up with Couple's Former Nanny

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Apparently nannies are just too irresistible, because Tarek El Moussa is the latest to get the bug.

We've learned Tarek hooked up with 23-year-old Alyssa Logan, who was taking care of Tarek and Christina's 2 kids and also performing assistant chores.

It's not scandalous like Ben Affleck, Jude Law or Gavin Rossdale. We've learned Tarek and Alyssa began dating in Sept., 4 months after he and Christina separated.

Sources connected with Tarek and Christina tell us ... when Tarek began having feelings for Alyssa, he was warned NOT to date her while she was still an employee. So he essentially canned her, which cleared the way for a romantic relationship.

The video (above) shows Tarek and Alyssa at a Florida Georgia Line concert back in October. Sadly, it didn't last. They broke up later that month.

As we reported, we're told there's still a chance Tarek and Christina will get back together, but we wouldn't put money on it.

'Bachelor in Paradise' Star Grant Hooks Up with a Lace Clone

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"Bachelor in Paradise" star Grant Kemp clearly has strong rebound game ... and a definite type.

We saw Grant outside Bootsy Bellows in WeHo and grilled him about the smokin' hot new chick he had in tow, Olga Safari. Remember, Grant and 'BiP' co-star Lace Morris broke off their engagement just last month.

Based on Olga's familiar features, you might think Grant's still got a thing for Lace.

Check out what he's got to say about the new girl in town. Wonder if she'll like his tattoo.

Kendall Jenner and A$AP Rocky Rollin' Together

Kendall Jenner and A$AP Rocky grabbed sushi at Nobu Malibu Sunday night, making it seem like whatever fling they've got going on might be turning into something more serious.

The two were first spotted together this summer, then again in Miami at Art Basel last week.

Sunday's dinner seemed pretty casual, which could be a sign of how they're keeping things.

Ronnie and Malika We're for Real ... Unlike the Rams

Ronnie Magro and Malika Haqq-- the hookup that finally merged "Jersey Shore" with the 'Kardashians' -- have already jumped to making high profile Hollywood couple stops.

Khloe's BFF and her new man hit the L.A. Coliseum Sunday for the Rams game. The games have become the new place for celebs to be seen, even though the team's sucked.

As we told you ... Malika and Ronnie hooked up while shooting "Famously Single."

Not everyone's buying they're a real deal couple just yet -- but if they sat through the 42-14 shellacking the Falcons dropped on the Rams ... that's real enough.

Cristiano Ronaldo UNDERCOVER KISSING SESSION ... At Paris Disneyland

Wig? Check.

Sunglasses? Check.

Hot new chick to make out with at Disneyland Paris? Check. Check. Check!

Cristiano Ronaldo hit up one of the Happiest Places on Earth last week -- and strolled around with his rumored new girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez ... in full disguise.

The two were seen kissing, laughing and smiling together and even took in a few rides.

By the way, Rodriguez reportedly works in the fashion industry but she's not a model -- despite her insane looks.

Ronaldo's having one helluva 2016 when it comes to women -- he was reportedly tied to former Miss Spain Desire Cordero Ferrer and before that was seen kissing fitness model Casi Davis.

It's good to be Ronaldo ... even when you're undercover.

J Lo and Marc Anthony A Kiss is Not Always Just a Kiss (UPDATE)

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8:00 AM PT -- Sources connected with the exes -- who were there last night -- tell us "the kiss" was peer pressure fueled. We're told Marc and Jennifer only did it because the crowd was chanting "beso," and it would've been awkward if they didn't.

Nothing romantic, we're told. Purely crowd-pleasing.

Marc Anthony planted one on ex-wife Jennifer Lopez Thursday night at the Latin Grammys.

Marc won Person of the Year at the Vegas shindig. Before he was honored J Lo came out and the 2 performed their duet, "Olvidame y Pega la Vuelta."

Let's not forget he's remarried -- but during his speech, in what seems to have been damage control, Marc expressed his love for J Lo ... as a sister! (For non-Spanish speakers it starts at 17 seconds).

Take a look Jennifer's expression.

Marc's now posting multiple shots of him planting one on his bros last night. Seems like he's trying to make a point about casually kissing lots of people.

Tell it to the missus, Marc.

Kourtney and Scott Mi Butt es Su Butt When We're in Mexico

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick snuck away for a weekend trip to Mexico without the kiddos.

The on again, off again, on again couple hit up Cabo ... days after they visited their new niece, Dream Kardashian.

Looks like they contracted a case of baby fever.

Joe Jonas & Sophie Turner Up Close & Personal

Joe Jonas got pretty handsy with Sophie Turner over the weekend.

The Jonas brother and "Game of Thrones" star looked pretty couple-y checking out the Kings of Leon warm up at the Old Luxor Theater in the Netherlands ... ahead of the MTV European Music Awards.

Good catch.