Nicki Minaj's Ex I Got a New Nikki

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Nicki Minaj's ex BF Safaree Samuels definitely has a type -- well endowed (front and back) chicks named Nicki ... or Nikki.

We got Safaree and Nikki Mudarris from "Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood" out on a date at Katsuya over the weekend. There are plenty of "it's obvious" in this video -- the giant bouquet of flowers and the hand holding -- they're a new couple, even though they played it coy with our photog.

And this ain't just romantic ... it's professional. Our 'LHHH' sources tell us Safaree is going to be on the next season of the show.

Both are coming out of bad breakups ... Mudarris with rapper Mally Mall and Safaree with Minaj -- so we're sure this will totally work out with reality show cameras in their faces.

'Crash' Director Paul Haggis Divorce Has Me Writing More Checks Than Movies

Oscar winner Paul Haggis finalized his divorce, but his now ex-wife will continue reaping the benefits of his success.

The "Crash" director reached his divorce settlement with Deborah ... and according to the docs, he'll pay her $20k a month in spousal support. The exes have a 17-year-old son, and Paul will pay another $5k per month for child support, and foot the bill for the kid's schooling -- high school and college.

Additionally, the settlement calls for Deborah to get a hefty slice of Haggis' income -- 20% of anything he makes over $1.2 million per year. That's on top of the monthly $20k check.

Paul's walking away with one of their 2 NYC SoHo apartments and 3 Florida properties.

Evelyn Lozada I FORGIVE OCHOCINCO But Stay Away From My Wedding!!

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Good news for Chad Ochocinco -- his ex-wife Evelyn Lozada says she "totally forgives" him for headbutting her during their infamous 2012 domestic violence incident.

Charlie Sheen's Ex He's Cutting Off His Rich Nose To Spite His Kids' Faces

Brooke Mueller is accusing Charlie Sheen of selling off his "Two and a Half Men" cash cow just so he can get his child support payments to her reduced.

As we've reported, Charlie's been crying poverty to the court ... saying he can no longer afford the $55k per month, but Brooke's not buying it for a second. In new docs, she says Charlie deliberately sold off his back end revenue from "Two and a Half Men" in order to lower his monthly income.

Yes, Charlie got a lump sum of $26 million off that deal, but he lost $613k in monthly income ... which Brooke thinks is all part of his poverty play.

She also thinks it's laughable Charlie's acting down and out, since he "continues to own multiple mansions across the globe, fly all over the world on private planes, have several paid employees at his beck and call, and live an extremely lavish lifestyle."

Brooke is begging the court not to fall for Sheen's hard luck story, and she wants a hearing to comb through his finances.

David Hasselhoff No More Alimony!!! I Want to Retire

David Hasselhoff wants time on the beach -- for retirement, not "Baywatch" -- but an obstacle is standing in his way ... his ex-wife.

The Hoff filed legal docs asking a judge to cut off all spousal support to Pamela Bach, whom he divorced in 2006. David's been paying Pam $21,000 a month for nearly 10 years, and he says she's made absolutely no effort to become self-supporting.

David tells the judge he's getting to the age where retirement should be looming, but he says that can't happen with a gigantic, monthly alimony nut.

The 63-year-old says he's looting his retirement account because his monthly gross -- $112,000 -- is not enough to cover his expenses and spousal support.

David says Pam, who's 52, is a talented actor and producer and could easily get a job.

Dwight Howard Ends War With Famous Ex ... After Years of Hatred

It's been hailed as the NASTIEST celebrity feud of all time ... but now, the 8-year war between Dwight Howard and his reality star ex, Royce Reed, is finally over ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Courteney Cox and Johnny McDaid Kiss Me Again and Just Forget The World

Courteney Cox and ex-fiance Johnny McDaid are back together 5 months after calling off their engagement.

Courteney and the Snow Patrol guitarist both flew into Heathrow Thursday on different flights but landed at the same time ... and that's not the kind of kiss you give an ex you happen to bump into at an airport.

All signs pointed to a reunion in March after the two were spotted all over L.A. together, but they've denied they're giving things a second chance.

Or maybe Courteney's just following in her BFF's footsteps and planning a secret wedding of her own ... not that we won't find out.

Blac Chyna Tyga's Full of Crap He's Making My Life Hell

Blac Chyna is privately calling BS on Tyga for pretending to be supportive of her engagement to Rob Kardashian ... we're told her ex is really trying to destroy her life.

Sources directly connected to Chyna tell TMZ, Tyga has gone to great lengths to drive a wedge between their son, King, and her. We're told he's filed legal docs trying to wrestle custody from her and will not back down.

Our sources say Tyga will not even speak to Chyna ... their only direct contact is email. We're told he changed his cell and won't give her the new number. Most of the parenting decisions are made with their nanny as the go-between.

What's more, our Chyna sources say Tyga and his crew have been on a campaign to destroy her reputation, calling her a "drunk whore," "deadbeat mama" and "nasty bitch."

Charlie Sheen Ex Gets Emergency Restraining Order

Charlie Sheen's ex-fiancee Brett Rossi is so scared of the actor she asked the cops to help keep him away.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Rossi showed up at an LAPD station Thursday and reported some sort of incident that went down with her and Sheen. We're told cops filed for an emergency 7-day restraining order against Charlie for Rossi.

Our source says a judge granted the order Friday and Rossi plans to have the order extended next week.

It's unclear at this point what happened between Brett and Charlie.

Stevie J to Nick Cannon I Banged Mariah Twice

Nick Cannon got more than he bargained for when some "Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta" stars went on his show and one bragged about banging his estranged wife.

Stevie J and Joseline Hernandez were guests on "Wild 'N Out" Monday when the 2 ex-lovebirds squared off during the rap battle against Nick and his crew. It started out all fun and games, but got progressively nasty. At one point Stevie J said he banged Mariah Carey not once but twice.

Nick got pissed off, and then told Stevie J he should worry about Joseline because she was sleeping with Rick Ross.

It got down and dirtier, to the point Nick threatened the old Hollywood adage, "You'll never work in this town again," because he has so many TV shows and connections.

Eyewitnesses tell us it looked like they were about to come to blows, so producers stepped in, separated them and calmed them down. The picture we got tells part of the story.

Harry Styles Trolls Ex Taylor Swift With Birthday Tweet

Harry Styles either threw a not so silent shot at ex Taylor Swift or waved the white flag by quoting one of her songs in a birthday tweet.

The 1D-er turned 22 Monday and posted the on-point lyrics to Taylor's "Red" album throwback "22."

Seems innocent enough until you factor in Harry getting chummy with Taylor's gal pal, Kendall Jenner.

We'll give him the pass ... chances are he was song material in the past.

Kanye West Wiz and Amber Deserve Each Other

Kanye West was anything but sincere when he tweeted about turning exes into best friends ... we're told he was dripping with sarcasm, and that was the point.

After the back-and-forth, finger-or-no-finger-in-the-butt war between Kanye and Amber Rose, he tweeted, "Me and my wife got the kind of love that can turn exes into best friends."

Lots of people jumped on this, thinking somehow Kanye and Amber have rekindled their friendship, or at least he was extending an olive branch.

Not so ... our sources say Kanye was squarely mocking Wiz Khalifa and Amber -- former enemies who are now bonded by their dislike for him.

So Kanye now says he not only owns Wiz and Amber's son, he owns them too.

Kanye West Amber Rose Never Oil Checked Me

Kanye West is an anal virgin.

That's the upshot of his denial about Amber Rose's fingers being up his ass. Ye waited a day to declare, "I'm not into that kind of s**t."

In fact, he says this applies to ALL his exes -- "I never let them play with my ass... I don't do that... I stay away from that area all together."

He also made a strange claim about his and Kim's love turning exes into friends -- which could mean he wants to be buddies with Amber.

Just not THAT kind of buddy.

Wiz Khalifa & Amber Rose Our Relationship Is a Walk In The Park

Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose are proof the holidays bring families together.

The exes put their differences aside Wednesday for the sake of hanging out with their son Sebastian in an L.A. park.

It really is a wonderful life ... for the next 9 days or so, anyway.

Nicki Minaj Fabulous Parting Gift From Safaree ... A Lawsuit!

Nicki Minaj is about to get sued by her ex-boyfriend Safaree Samuels, and he's gunning for a fortune.

Sources connected with Safaree tell us he wants a cut from 3 of Nicki's hugely successful albums -- The Pink Print, Pink Friday and Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded.

Safaree also wants a piece of the pie from some of Nicki's biggest singles, including "Only" featuring Chris Brown, Drake and Lil Wayne, "Flawless (Remix)" with Beyonce and "Feeling Myself" with Bey.

We're told Safaree will present a boatload of proof he was super involved in Nicki's work. His evidence includes videos of him working with Nicki, voice memos from recording sessions, hours of footage from studio sessions. He says he also has multiple witnesses to validate his contribution.

And Safaree says Nicki herself acknowledged his contribution by giving him executive producer credit on her first 2 albums.

Our sources say Safaree has already lawyered up and a lawsuit is "imminent."

Derek Jeter's Ex-GF I'm Not Jealous of Hannah Davis ... Seriously.

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At least one of Derek Jeter's many MANY famous ex-girlfriends is thrilled for him now that he's engaged to Hannah Davis ... telling TMZ Sports, "He's living his dream."

We spoke with model Vida Guerra -- who dated Jeter way before Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba -- who tells us she's genuinely happy #2 found his #1.

"He said once he retired he wanted to get married .... so he's living his dream. Congratulations to him."

Question is ... is Vida jealous that Hannah got the rock and not her???

We asked. She answered. Check out the clip.

Oh, and also check out Vida's hot modeling pics to see what Derek's missing out on. Damn.