Kylie Jenner That's Not My Ass In Alleged Sex Tape

Stand down, Internet -- that video of Kylie Jenner supposedly banging Tyga in a bathroom, is NOT Kylie or Tyga. Everyone, calm down.

Sources close to Kylie tell us she and her camp have seen the alleged sex tape that surfaced on a website Thursday, and their only reaction is ... it's 100% not Kylie doing the deed.

We're told she's scoffing, particularly because the blurry woman with blonde braids doesn't even look like her. Kylie was rocking that 'do and similar clothing a couple months ago on Snapchat. Whoever "leaked" the tape attached her Snap videos to make it seem like the whole thing was real.

But we're told the hair is the only thing the impostor nailed. Real Kylie didn't nail anyone ... on camera.

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Manny Ramirez Considering Pro Baseball Comeback

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Manny might not be done being Manny ... at least not yet ... because the 44-year-old legend is considering an offer to play pro baseball overseas ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Manny Ramirez last played for the Cubs AAA affiliate back in 2014 -- and then served as a hitting consultant for the club.

But we spoke with Manny's wife, Juliana, who tells us the 12 time MLB All-Star and World Series MVP has been training like crazy ... and has been in talks with a pro team outside the United States.

"He is training extremely hard," Juliana says ... "Batting, CrossFit, Orange Theory. He never stops."

Juliana says no official decision has been made yet about Manny's future ... but it's clear where she stands.

"I told him, 'Go for it!' Baseball is the love of his life other than his family and I totally support him 100% ... 'cause I know how much it means for him."

Cris Judd J Lo's With Drake Good for Her ... I Guess

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Jennifer Lopez's ex-hubby was stunned at our news ... J Lo and Drake are on the road to hooking up.

We broke the news to Cris Judd at The Grove in L.A. Tuesday, and he was legitimately surprised. Check out the vid ... it doesn't sound like a ringing endorsement.

As for Cris ... he's long since moved on since their 2002 divorce. He's remarried with a kid.

One thing's for sure -- if J Lo and Drake make any music together ... Cris probably won't listen.

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Adidas to Blac Chyna You're a Liar with No Soul ... or Insole

Blac Chyna is a liar and Adidas NEVER made a single overture to her about fronting a shoe line ... so claims Adidas.

Sources connected with Adidas tell TMZ, "This is 1 trillion percent false at level. She has never been on our radar."

Chyna's lawyer had told TMZ Adidas offered his client $250k for a line of shoes, but claimed the amount was woefully inadequate.

Adidas is calling BS and says there has not been a single discussion with Chyna, her lawyer or anyone else about using her to hawk shoes.

Chyna's lawyer tells us, "I have absolutely no comment."

Kylie Jenner You Look Bigger ... A Lot Bigger

Kylie Jenner is either pulling a Pamela Anderson, or the camera that took this shot adds a few pounds ... to her chest.

Kylie posted the shot on the left on Tuesday, and if you compare it to one she took at Halloween -- in her Christina Aguilera costume -- it sure seems like there's been some kind of enhancement.

Could be padding, the angle or even surgery -- but there's no getting around 'em ... those puppies are larger and in charger.

Drake and J Lo Something's Going On

Drake and Jennifer Lopez have been spending a lot of time together lately, and sources who are around both of them tell us it's only a matter of time ...

Drake rented out Delilah restaurant in WeHo Monday night, and J Lo was his guest. We're told 20 others joined the party as the restaurant was shut down to the public.

As for what's going on ... we know Drake and J Lo are working on a music project together, and he's been to 2 of her Vegas shows recently. One source, who should know, says so far it's not what you would assume but it's pretty clearly going in that direction.

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Irina Shayk Yes, That's an Engagement-ish Ring on My Hand

Irina Shayk is weighed down by more than a baby bump these days ... check out that ROCK!!

The almost definitely pregnant super model was leaving a spa in L.A. when she whipped out her left hand and brandished what appears to be a huge emerald encircled by diamonds. So, ya gotta wonder -- did Bradley Cooper pop the question?

The ring looks eerily similar to LiLo's engagement ring -- though we're sure Irina's hoping hers comes with much better luck.

Scott Baio Chili Pepper's Wife Physically Attacked Me Over Trump

Scott Baio has filed a police report claiming the wife of the Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer went nuts on him at a function with their elementary school kids ... physically attacking him over his support of Donald Trump.

Law enforcement tells TMZ, Baio says he was at an event with his daughter Saturday in Thousand Oaks, CA, when Nancy Mack confronted him. Mack, who's married to drummer Chad Smith, is a vocal anti-Trump supporter ... who has called the Prez-elect racist ... began berating and cursing Baio, one of Trump's strongest celebrity supporters.

We're told Baio told cops he asked her to quiet down because kids were present, but Mack was undeterred, asking him how he could support a man who said, "Grab 'em by the pussy." Baio claims she repeatedly screamed, "Grab 'em by the pussy."

Baio asked Nancy to stop, but he claims she kept repeating the comment because she felt everyone needed to hear it, cause Trump used it. Baio told cops at that point Mack attacked him, grabbing him under his arms and then shaking and pushing him.

Sources close to Mack say she was merely trying to show Baio how Trump hugs women and denies any intentional physical aggression.

The Ventura County Sheriff's Dept. is investigating the incident and Mack is listed as a battery suspect.

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George Jung I Got Screwed By My Manager ... Manager Calls B.S.

George Jung, the guy Johnny Depp played in "Blow," claims his own manager betrayed him by turning him in to cops for a parole violation ... but the manager tells a different story.

Sources close to the former cocaine smuggler tell TMZ ... Denis Rizzo convinced Jung it was cool for him to travel to San Diego for work by telling him his parole officer had approved. Our Jung sources say the P.O. never really did sign off.

We're told Jung thinks Rizzo pulled the ultimate rat move -- allegedly telling the P.O. to get Jung in trouble.

Rizzo denies any ratting, and in fact, says his own attorney advised it was fine for George to make the San Diego trip -- but George made the final decision to go.

As for why Rizzo would turn in his client, sources close to George claim it's because there's some bad blood there. According to Sacramento PD, Jung filed a police report in October claiming Rizzo forged his signature and tried to steal his money.

Rizzo says he's never been charged or convicted of forgery in his life, and all allegations against him are "baseless."

We're told Jung plans to bring up his manager's alleged dirty trick at his next court date -- but for now he's sitting in jail ... held without bail.

Katt Williams Alleged Ex Files for Annulment

A woman claiming to be Katt Williams' ex now wants a judge to 86 all record of what she considers a legal union, but Katt insists there's nothing to wipe clean.

Eboni Gray filed to annul her alleged domestic partnership with Katt. She claims they were together, in the eyes of the law, from 2010 to 2011. In the docs, she asks for spousal support, which is odd since annulments don't typically end up with either party getting money.

It's like asking the court to declare nothing ever happened, but still demanding money for the thing that never happened. Makes no sense.

Eboni says she wants the annulment because Katt was of "unsound mind" while they were together -- but a source close to Katt tells us she's the one off her rocker. We're told Eboni worked for Katt during his comedy tour back then, but only for one week.

We've reached out to Eboni. So far, no word back.

Hugh Hefner We'll Be Doggone He's Not Dog Gone

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Call off the dogs -- Hugh Hefner looks to be alive and well ... based on what his wife posted Sunday night.

Crystal Hefner -- Hugh's 3rd wife -- uploaded a Snapchat video of herself and hubby having dinner at the Playboy Mansion ... rocking the ever popular dog filter.

From what we can see, Hef looks pretty good for a guy who's 630 in canine years -- despite rumors he went to the big doghouse in the sky.

Side note: Snapchat does let you post old vids, but it also marks them with a frame, so this looks to be genuine up to date footage of Hef.

Kendall Jenner and A$AP Rocky Rollin' Together

Kendall Jenner and A$AP Rocky grabbed sushi at Nobu Malibu Sunday night, making it seem like whatever fling they've got going on might be turning into something more serious.

The two were first spotted together this summer, then again in Miami at Art Basel last week.

Sunday's dinner seemed pretty casual, which could be a sign of how they're keeping things.

Kenny Smith Barkley Should Apologize to Jordan ... 'He's Wrong'

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Kenny Smith says if Charles Barkley truly wants to mend his relationship with Michael Jordan, he's got to utter those two magic words -- "I'm sorry."

Hugh Hefner Hold My Obit, Please

Hugh Hefner refuses to let the rumor mill kill him off.

Buzz the Playboy founder had died was pretty intense around Hollywood Friday night, and then around 11 PM ... Hef's team tweeted this pic of him with his wife, Crystal, and the caption, "Tonight's Mansion movie was Bogie and Bacall in 'The Big Sleep.'"

We're pretty sure it's an old pic, but the insinuation is ... he's fine. 90-year-old Hef had a very similar response a few months ago when there was yet another rumor of his demise.

Bad coincidence of the movie title aside ... glad he's okay. 2016's been a bitch.

Rick Fox I Told You So ... League of Legends Is Bigger Than NHL

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Rick Fox is serving up a big "I Told You So" to anyone who balked at his prediction League of Legends would outgrow the NHL ... and says their recent historic sell out of Staples Center is proof he was right.

We had talked to Fox a little while ago at LAX (guy flies more than Superman) and he'd told us he thinks eSports has a chance to pass the NHL as the nation's fourth sport.

Some balked at the idea ... but that was before the recent League of Legends championships sold out Staples center in an incredible 45 minutes and drew 36 million viewers ... something that doesn't happen in the NHL.

When we got Fox -- who, of course, owns an eSports team -- at LAX ... it was time for the 3 time champion to win another ring ... at gloating.

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Khloe's BFF I'm Dating Ronnie From 'Jersey Shore'

"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and "Jersey Shore" have found a way to unite, not on TV, but in real life.

TMZ has confirmed Khloe Kardashian's BFF, Malika Haqq, has been dating guido Ronnie Magro for a month now.

He posted a pic Thursday of the two kissing on a hike in L.A. ... no word if a little GTL followed.

The two hit it off while shooting season 2 of "Famously Single." Production wrapped about 3 weeks ago and we're told they've been a thing since early November, so it's possible it'll play out on the show.

Ronnie's other famous relationship was with his "Jersey Shore" co-star Sammi Sweetheart, but we're told he's telling friends he's into more booty these days.