Mark Wahlberg Tom Brady Or Not ... The Pats Are #1!!

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Mark Wahlberg just put the ENTIRE NFL on notice ... the Patriots are SO GOOD, they'll whoop your team's ass ... with or without Tom Brady.

JonBenet Ramsey Brother's Atty Rips CBS ... Special Was an 'Asinine' Lie

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The lawyer for JonBenet Ramsey's brother laid out exactly why he plans to sue the crap out of CBS for airing "experts" who concluded Burke Ramsey killed his little sister.

Burke's lawyer, L. Lin Wood, came on "TMZ Live" and accused CBS of using "phony experts" on its documentary ... just so it could profit off the impending 20 year anniversary of JonBenet's unsolved murder.

Wood explained why he believe the evidence completely refutes the findings of "The Case of: JonBenet Ramsey." As we reported ... Wood intends to sue CBS for defamation.

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Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes We're Not Married!!!

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes did not get hitched in a top secret wedding months ago ... according to a source close to the couple.

Reports surfaced Wednesday that Ryan and Eva reportedly got married earlier this year in a low-key wedding with only a few friends and family members in tow. Not true.

The couple is notorious for keeping their private life ... private. TMZ broke the story ... Eva gave birth to the couple's second daughter Amada Lee in April, but no one even knew she was pregnant. Eva also kept her pregnancy with their first daughter, 2-year-old Esmeralda Amada, out of the public eye.

Ryan and Eva have been together since meeting in 2011 on the set of "The Place Beyond the Pines."

Julian Edelman Still in Adriana's Starting Lineup After Seacrest Date

Adriana Lima's still going strong with New England Patriots star Julian Edelman ... who doesn't seem the least bit phased by her "date" with Ryan Seacrest.

Sources close to the Pat and the supermodel tell us EdeLima is still very much a thing. In fact ... the Victoria's Secret Angel was in Boston visiting the NFL star just a couple weeks ago. We're told she hung out with him and his friends, which is always a big deal.

We're told the visit was one week before Adriana was seen at an NYC restaurant with Seacrest, but Julian's not the jealous type ... and he believes she's just friends with the host.

Julian's focused on a different kinda victory right now -- he's busy prepping to be the backup QB for Thursday's game against the Texans.

Adele Send My Love To Brangelina

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Adele is so shaken by the "end of an era," she dedicated her NYC concert to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt -- and it doesn't seem like she was kidding.

Between songs at her Madison Square Garden gig Tuesday night, Adele blurted out ... "Brangelina are broken up!" She admitted the celeb split had been on her mind all day, and this was going to be her moment to work out some feelings. One big giant therapy session ... except her fans were paying.

Check out the clip, if you've seen Adele in concert, you know girl likes to chat. A lot.

Makes ya wonder though ... is Jennifer Aniston an Adele fan?

Sylvester Stallone I'm Alive!!! And Eating with Frankie Avalon

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Sylvester Stallone is one hungry corpse, because hours after a hoax website pronounced him dead, he was eating Italian.

Sly and wife Jennifer Flavin were leaving Madeo in WeHo -- with '60s teen idol Frankie Avalon no less -- when our photog asked about his supposed demise.

Sly -- always the businessman -- figured out a move that would keep him on the screen postmortem.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt It's About Their Kids, NOT That Actress

Angelina Jolie did NOT file for divorce because of rumors Brad Pitt was reportedly involved with Marion Cotillard ... it's ALL about Brad and their 6 kids ... sources with intimate knowledge of the situation tell TMZ.

There are reports swirling that Brad hooked up with Marion on the set of their movie, "Allied," and that's why Angelina filed for divorce. Untrue.

We now have even more sources telling us ... Angelina reached her breaking point last week over Brad's consumption of weed and alcohol, and combined with what she says are Brad's anger issues ... his interactions with the kids created a deal breaking problem for her.

We're told squarely ... no third person is involved.

TMZ broke the story ... Angelina filed for divorce Monday and is asking for sole physical custody of their kids. She wants him to only have visitation.

We're also told as far as anyone involved knows ... there's no plan for Brad to go to rehab, at least as of now.

Ryan Seacrest & Adriana Lima Just Friends ... For Now

Ryan Seacrest and Adriana Lima have been hanging out and even gone on a dinner date ... but we're told it's not a thing ... at least not yet.

The rumor mill was spinning hard again after Ryan and the supermodel were seen together a few days back after having dinner in Greenwich Village.

We're told the 2 struck up a friendship during the Rio Olympics ... where they both worked for NBC.

Stay tuned.

Goose Gossage I Still Kinda Hate Bryce Harper ... But No Lie, Kid Can Play

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Goose Gossage still really, really, really doesn't like Bryce Harper and thinks he's a "punk" ... but good news, Bryce ... Gossage doesn't hate you as much as he did back in March!

If you remember ... Goosage threw all kinds of shade on Harper a few months back ... calling him a "fool" and claiming Bryce has no respect for the game.

So, when we ran into the Yankees legend out in NYC ... we wanted to know if he's cooled on Harper ... and could maybe one day see a future with the Nats star in pinstripes.

Answer ... maybe? Gossage semi-unloads on Harper, calling him a "punk" ... but has to admit, the kid's got skills on the baseball diamond.

See ... time does heal some wounds ... kinda.

The Game Diss Track Threatens 'Snitch' Meek Mill ... Wants to Bang Nicki Minaj

The Game is going after Meek Mill with some serious threats in a new diss track ... telling Meek to watch his back, letting him know he's gonna have sex with Nicki Minaj.

Game dropped "92 Bars" Friday morning ... which possibly explains why he started going HAM on Meek Thursday night in a Miami nightclub, calling him out as a snitch.

Check out the song -- the reference to his "pool stick" and Nicki is an instant classic ... as diss tracks go, anyway. Game also reveals one of the 3 Kardashians he says he's banged. It's a little disappointing.

As we first reported, Game's entourage was the target of a drive-by shooting outside the Fontainebleau Hotel ... after the nightclub gig.

There's no evidence whatsoever connecting Meek to the shooting.

For what it's worth ... Game's old nemesis, Stiches, is now taking credit for it. Smart ... copping to a felony on social media.

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Derrick Rose Rape Accuser Filed Police Report ... 2 Years After Incident

The accuser in the Derrick Rose rape case filed a police report with the LAPD two years after the alleged incident ... after she had already sued the NBA star in civil court ... TMZ Sports has learned.

We broke the story ... a woman identified as Jane Doe is suing Rose for more than $20 MILLION, claiming he and friends gang raped her in 2013 after a night of partying.

The obvious question ... why didn't she go straight to police?

We asked her attorney, Brandon Anand, who says there's a perfectly logical explanation.

"She was scared and didn't know what happened. She was in a state of shock and denial."

Doe filed her lawsuit in August 2015. Law enforcement sources confirm she filed her police report AFTER she filed her lawsuit.

Anand says he can explain that too ... the statute of limitations on civil suits was winding down and they wanted to file the lawsuit before time ran out. After that, they filed the police report.

We're told Doe tried to reach a settlement with Rose before she took legal action -- "but [Rose] didn't acknowledge any wrongdoing," so she decided to get the authorities involved.

The civil trial is set to begin in October. The criminal investigation is ongoing.

We reached out to Rose for comment. So far, no word back.

Lindsay Lohan A Pic's Worth a 1,000 Words ... And So Is My Ring

Lindsay Lohan is back to flashing her engagement ring and raising a lot of questions -- like is she back with Egor Tarabasov?

Lindsay was out in London Wednesday where she was sporting the emerald rock Egor gave her. She hasn't been seen with him since she fled England in July on the heels of their blowout fight.

And remember ... Lindsay had ditched the ring for another one just a couple weeks ago.

Maybe she misses Egor -- but what's more likely ... she ain't ready to give up that bling.

Nick Cannon & Chilli Marriage Talk Makes Us Laugh

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Nick Cannon fell in line with a new woman ... Chilli ... outside a Hollywood club, and made sure to follow her lead when the relationship questions started.

Nick and the TLC singer looked very cozy as they left Warwick nightclub and hopped in their ride -- but of course someone had to ask if there's any talk of marriage.

It's an odd question since Nick just told us he sucks at being married, but check out their response.

We don't know if they're a real couple, but we know they looked pretty damn hot together in his "If I Was Your Man" music vid.

Lil Wayne OK, I'll Tell You Now ... If I'm Retiring From Music

Lil Wayne is finally gonna tell the world if he really plans to make good on his threats to retire from music -- and it's all going down TODAY.

Weezy is all set to appear on "Undisputed" on FS1 -- where Skip Bayless will ask him straight-up if he's hanging up the mic for good ... as he hinted on social media earlier this month.

Of course, the legendary rapper has been at war with Birdman -- who he claims owes him millions of dollars and has been holding his never been released album, "Tha Carter V," hostage.

Wayne's been so pissed off over the situation, he's been following Drake from city to city -- where he's been jumping onstage and screaming, "F*** Cash Money."

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But the real scare came when a clearly frustrated Weezy tweeted, "I am now defenseless and mentally defeated & I leave gracefully and thankful I luh my fanz but I'm dun."

Rap fans freaked out ... and huge stars begged him to reconsider ... and the next day, he sort of backpedaled.

But now we're finally gonna get our answer once and for all ... when Weezy sits down on "Undisputed" at 9:30 AM ET, 6:30 AM PT on Tuesday ... don't miss it.

Blac Chyna Paternity Test BS She and Rob Tried to Get Pregnant

Producers of the Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian reality show are teasing viewers that Chyna underwent a paternity test while she was pregnant because she doubted Rob's the dad, but it's all made up.

The tease shows Chyna demanding a paternity test and there's a shot of her with a needle in her arm ... it makes it seem like she herself is saying she was sleeping with multiple guys.

However, production sources tell us the needle is for a routine blood test ... NOT a paternity test. We're also told she has made it clear ... Rob's the only guy who could possibly be the dad.

In fact, we're told Chyna and Rob planned the pregnancy almost from the get-go. They tried for several weeks to do the deed before she actually got pregnant, despite the fact they only dated each other for a minute.

Chyna actually did tell Rob at one point he might not be the father, but did it "to get under his skin because she was pissed off at him."

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Tyronn Lue Hey, Allen Iverson ... Come Coach With Me!

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Coach Allen Iverson???

Maybe ... 'cause his buddy, Tyronn Lue -- coach of the world champion Cleveland Cavs has invited his old nemesis to join his bench.

In case you missed it, Iverson gave Lue a big shout-out during his Hall of Fame induction speech this weekend ... and said they became good friends after the legendary "step-over" at the 2001 NBA Finals.

Iverson also mentioned in his speech that point guards seem to become the best NBA coaches -- and since A.I. played some P.G., we asked Lue if "The Answer" was a candidate for a job.

Lue and Iverson on the sideline together? Please get matching hairdos.