Guns N' Roses Lana Del Rey's in With the Band ... But NOT Opening Act

Bad news for any Guns N' Roses fans hoping to see Lana Del Rey warm up crowds on their tour.

The moody indie singer is NOT opening for GNR despite a flurry of rumors after Lana posted a pic wearing a jacket that read "Lana Del Rey Guns N' Roses 2016 Tour."

We're told Axl Rose gifted the personalized satin tour jackets to his friends and family. Lana was one of a couple dozen who got the hookup. Sources close to the unexpected pals tell us they've been tight for years.

We're told Lana met Axl through a mutual friend -- her ex-boyfriend Justin Murdock, billionaire heir to the Dole Food Company.

Lana ditched Murdock in 2012, but she obviously got Axl in the breakup.

LeBron James Heat Want You Back ... Says Gabrielle Union

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Get nervous, Cleveland ... 'cause if LeBron James is testing the waters about a return to Miami, Gabrielle Union says her husband's team would "welcome him back with open arms."

We got Mrs. Dwyane Wade out in Beverly Hills and had to ask her thoughts on a possible reunion of the Big 3 ... mostly due to the rumors LeBron is already fed up with the Cavs.

Gabby's definitely into the idea ... and why not? Bron and Wade did win 2 championships together.

Plus, LBJ and D-Wade are super BFFs ... they even worked out together in Miami in the middle of the NBA season ... rubbing some CLE people the wrong way.

Not saying Cleveland should get the lighters ready just yet, but we're not NOT saying that either.

Mohamed Hadid Lisa Vanderpump Is Dead To Me!!!

Lisa Vanderpump's calling BS on Mohamed Hadid's kids suffering from Lyme disease, and her accusation is having major repercussions for the 'Real Housewives' shoots.

Sources tell TMZ Lisa and Mohamed's 20 year friendship came to an abrupt end when Vanderpump, for the umpteenth time, asked about his kids, Bella and Anwar, and their Lyme disease. We're told Hadid was embarrassed because Lisa asked while taping at dinner with friends.

Sources close to the situation tell us Hadid will be cordial during shoots, but ANY attempt to renew the friendship -- even for the show -- is out of the question, as far as he's concerned.

We're told Lisa's husband, Ken, even tried to patch things up, but Hadid's not budging ... and hasn't even been to any of Lisa's 3 restaurants since the drama.

Lucky for him it's a big city.

Courteney Cox and Johnny McDaid Kiss Me Again and Just Forget The World

Courteney Cox and ex-fiance Johnny McDaid are back together 5 months after calling off their engagement.

Courteney and the Snow Patrol guitarist both flew into Heathrow Thursday on different flights but landed at the same time ... and that's not the kind of kiss you give an ex you happen to bump into at an airport.

All signs pointed to a reunion in March after the two were spotted all over L.A. together, but they've denied they're giving things a second chance.

Or maybe Courteney's just following in her BFF's footsteps and planning a secret wedding of her own ... not that we won't find out.

Jeanie Buss Phil Jackson's NOT Coming to Lakers ... 'Just Rumors'

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Sorry, Lakers ... the Zen Master is NOT returning to L.A. -- this according to Phil Jackson's fiancee Jeanie Buss.

The rumors have been swirling for months ... with several NBA insiders hinting that Jackson may have a secret exit strategy in place to leave his gig as president of the Knicks and return to Laker Land.

But Jeanie (co-owner and president of the Lakers) says it's 100% BS -- telling TMZ Sports, "Don't listen to that ... Phil is in New York. He signed a 5 year deal."

As for rumors that Kobe Bryant may join the Lakers front office -- Jeanie says, "Kobe can do whatever he wants."

So, offer on the table then???

Lindsey Vonn 'Just Friends' with 'Vikings' Star ... But I'm Open Minded!

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Some bad news, good news ...

The bad news -- Lindsey Vonn says she's "just friends" with "Vikings" star Alexander Ludwig.

The good news -- she's "open-minded" about letting him out of the friend zone.

31-year-old Lindsey and 23-year-old Ludwig got people talking last week when they left Craig's in L.A. together lookin' pretty damn couply after a fancy dinner together.

But Vonn says there's no official relationship ... yet ... saying she barely knows the guy.

Here, Lindsey ... maybe this pic will help change your mind.

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Post Malone I Choked Bieber But We Were Just Playing

Post Malone put his hands around Justin Bieber's throat and choked him in front of a club full of people, but there was no bad blood ... as some reports suggest.

The Saturday night incident inside Houston's Cle nightclub might've looked like a fight ... but we're told the guys were just messing around and went back to laughing once Post loosened his grip.

Sources close to Malone tell TMZ the choke was Malone's revenge for Bieber using his arm as an ashtray earlier that night.

Boys will be boys.

Megan Fox In Case You're Wondering Who's the Daddy ...

Megan Fox has been giving multiple clues on the identity of her baby daddy, and by process of elimination it's pretty clear ... Brian Austin Green is the leading candidate.

A noticeably pregnant Megan and her estranged hubby strolled into a Santa Monica restaurant Tuesday for lunch.

It's relevant because earlier in the day Megan Instagrammed pics of 3 of her recent co-stars -- Shia LaBeouf, Will Arnett and Jake Johnson -- with the hashtag, #notthefather.

TMZ broke the story last August when Megan filed for divorce, but she's been cozy with Brian and their 2 kids recently, so it seems highly likely at the very least they're having their 3rd kid.

Will Smith Barely Drank at Restaurant ... Before Shooting

Will Smith did NOT appear drunk when he left a New Orleans restaurant ... moments before he was shot to death -- this according to restaurant management.

TMZ Sports spoke to employees at Sake Cafe Uptown ... the last place Smith was seen before the shooting. The incidents with Cardell Hayes reportedly began after he left the eatery.

There are theories that Smith was sloshed at dinner ... and was driving impaired when he got into it with Hayes.

But management at Sake Cafe Uptown say they're not buying it -- insisting Smith only had 1 glass of wine during the roughly 75 minutes he was at the restaurant.

"He got there kinda late ... didn't drink a lot at all ... no cocktails, and I can only remember seeing one glass of wine," one staffer tells TMZ Sports.

As for his state of mind when he left -- we're told, "Everyone seemed completely composed."

Khloe Kardashian Old Habits Die Hard ... Clubbin' with French

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Khloe Kardashian stayed in her comfort zone Sunday night, hitting the clubs with ex-bf French Montana, hours after writing a manifesto on why she's done trying to save Lamar Odom.

Khloe and French hit up Hyde in Hollywood, along with Kylie Jenner and The Weeknd.

Mrs. Odom posted a long essay Sunday revealing she is now done trying to save Lamar Odom. She had an epiphany that trying to help him could actually breed resentment and ultimately destroy him.

Khloe and French left the club together ... unclear if that means anything.

Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna Quickie Wedding in the Works ... Kardashians Will Be Invited

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna will be married within a year in front of the entire Kardashian family, or that's at least plan A for the couple ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to the couple tell us BC and Rob don't want a long, drawn out engagement -- so they're already talking about ceremony ideas, and even a guest list. We're told they're certain they want Rob's family to be there.

That's an impressive olive branch since, as we told you ... Kris Jenner and Rob's sisters aren't sold the engagement's even real.

As for where they do it -- a quickie wedding makes ya think Las Vegas, and chapels are drooling at the possibility of corralling Rob and his famous fam. Reps at the Little Vegas Chapel are offering "Blac Rob" ... 2 Elvises, 2 showgirls and a pink Caddy convertible for pick up and drop off.

Meanwhile, the Little White Wedding Chapel -- where Britney Spears once married (briefly) -- is aiming high with a helicopter ceremony above the strip. They'll even throw in ground transport with a 14-seat Hummer for the whole family, if they RSVP.

That's a big IF, right now.

Harrison Ford I'm NO Fugitive ... I'm Just On Vacay

Harrison Ford is totally chilling 3,000 miles away from Huntington Beach, CA ... where someone's trying to make it look like he was arrested.

Ford was seen arriving in the Galapagos Islands where he planned a weeklong yacht vacation with his wife, Calista Flockhart.

TMZ broke the story ... police records show Harrison was arrested Thursday for battery of his spouse, but it's all bogus.

He's got bigger fish to fry, based on these pics. What's up with all that luggage??!! Paris Hilton, much?

Louis Tomlinson My Baby Is The Real Deal

Sorry, One Direction fans ... we're shutting down your #Babygate fake baby conspiracy once and for all.

We got Louis Tomlinson out to lunch Thursday in Calabasas, and the pics prove his 2-and-a-half month old son Freddie is a living, breathing little tyke -- and not just a prop.

This has become a thing -- 1D fans are flooding social media with various #babygate conspiracy theories as to why the baby can't be real. They think Louis and his team are photoshopping images and using dolls to fake out the public.

So, here's Exhibit A -- watch and LISTEN to baby Freddie crying out. THIS is a real baby.

Case closed.

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Iggy Azalea NOT DUMPING NICK YOUNG 'We're Good'

Seems Nick Young dodged a bullet -- with his fiancee Iggy Azalea publicly stating the two are "good" ... after that whole D'Angelo Russell video fiasco.

Iggy appeared on "Ellen" sporting her massive engagement ring on her finger -- and was essentially asked if she's still with Nick after Russell videotaped him apparently admitting to cheating.

"We're good," Iggy said ... adding that there's NO controversy at home, just on the Internet.

The entire interview is actually pretty good ... with Iggy also talking about her plastic surgery regrets and the issues that come with being a white rapper.

Paris Jackson Family Fears New BF is Hardcore Racist

Paris Jackson is dating a racist ... at least that's what some members of her family fear.

Members of the Jackson brood tell us ... Michael Snoddy's arm tattoo proudly displaying the Confederate flag is highly offensive and ironic, since Paris' dad was black.

Snoddy, a drummer with the band Street Drum Corps, is a little out of step, as some Southern states are removing vestiges of Confederate symbols from public view.

Paris, who's been dating Snoddy for a few weeks, doesn't seem to mind, but her family thinks the fact that his tat was strategically placed for all to see is an omen about his feelings toward African Americans.

We spoke with Snoddy, who scoffed at the claims and said, "I wouldn't be dating a black girl if I were a racist."

That answer might not fly with the Jacksons, so we're guessing his other defense could be he's a fan of Pantera's album, "Cowboys From Hell." Notice the "CFH" on the tat. That group used the flag on its merchandising and posters, although some members have expressed regret.

Janet Jackson No Time for Touring ... I'm Starting a Family

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Janet Jackson is canceling the rest of her tour to have a baby ... maybe.

Janet posted a video message to her fans saying she was pulling out of her Unbreakable tour dates because she and her husband are planning a family.

She says she's under doctor's orders to rest ... which certainly makes you think she's trying to, or already is pregnant. Janet never says one way or the other. She's 49 (going on 50), so even with IVF ... it would be quite a miracle.

Check out the video ... Janet promises she's not done performing, but a baby -- her first, btw -- might have something to say about that.