The Game I Didn't Bang Khloe ... But I Did Bang Kim

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First came Ray J ... then came The Game ... who just decided to announce he bangaranged Kim Kardashian long before she was super famous.

It's the humble brag of the century -- Game was doing an interview for some UK radio station, when the topic turned to rumors he's been hooking up with Khloe in the wake of her split from Lamar Odom.

Game denied the rumors -- but said he is NOT a Kardashian virgin ... casually letting it slide that he got it in with Kim way back in the day.

Game didn't say when exactly -- but sources tell us, Game and Kim hooked up briefly in 2006.

Kim's infamous sex tape was released a year later, but to Ray J's credit ... he really did hit it first ... the sex tape was recorded in 2003.

Robin/Paula Split Triggered By Antics with Miley

Robin Thicke's marriage fell apart when he dry humped Miley Cyrus on stage before a national audience ... humiliating his wife.

Sources connected to the couple tell TMZ ... Paula Patton felt "utterly disrespected" when Robin virtually simulated sex with Miley the night of the VMAs. We're told after the performance Paula got into a blow-out argument with Robin, telling him he insulted her before a huge national TV audience.

What really pissed Paula off is that the performance was a total surprise. Miley improvised the raunchy part without warning, but Robin played along ... and that enraged Paula.

Sources say Paula went nuclear when she saw pictures surface of her hubby at one of the after-parties grabbing a woman's ass ... virtually digging inside.

We're told things never got better after that. They argued constantly and Paula was furious Robin continued to party at clubs with various women ... pictured at times getting very cozy.

It reached the point of no return last week -- at least for Paula. As we reported ... Robin is pulling out all the stops to change her mind, but we're told she wants out of the marriage.

Paula Patton All Smiles After Split NO WEDDING RING

Paula Patton can still put on a happy face -- just days after announcing her separation from husband Robin Thicke, Paula arrived in L.A. with a big smile ... and no wedding ring.

The couple announced they were splitting this week -- and as we reported, the marriage meltdown stemmed from Robin's scandalous behavior with other women ... Miley Cyrus in particular.

Robin has pulled out all the stops to save his marriage -- canceling several tour dates -- but Paula's not budging.

Rihanna Grinds Drake On Stage How's My Ass Feel?

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Rihanna and Drake got it on last night in Paris ... in front of 17,000 people ... grinding on stage to their duet "Take Care" -- and it's all on video.

As we reported, Drake and Rihanna have been inseparable in Paris since Drake flew into town this weekend for his tour, getting dinner, hanging out at nightclubs ... even crashing together at the same hotel.

And the chemistry on stage last night is undeniable -- take a close look at Rihanna's face.

There's no way she's acting either ... because she sucks at that.

'Housewives' Star Joyce Giraud If I Get Dumped ... That's Cool

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"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Joyce Giraud is spinning like a pro ... reacting to rumors she's being dumped from the show and suggesting she may be the dump-or.

Joyce seems to acknowledge producers aren't happy about the way she's blended in ... but she makes it very clear the show is NOT going to compromise her principles.

She also makes it clear there are people she loathes.

And one more thing ... Joyce insinuates SHE may decide to bail.

Robin Thicke Cancels Concert Cherokees Screwed Again

Robin Thicke just backed out on the Cherokee Indians -- canceling his concert at a casino in North Carolina on the heels of his separation from Paula Patton.

Harrah's Cherokee Casino Resort announced Monday night that his Tuesday night show was being postponed "due to unforeseen circumstances" ... aka ... dude's got trouble on the home front.

This makes three straight concerts Thicke has canceled. As we previously reported ... he pulled the plug on shows Friday and Saturday last week -- purportedly for vocal problems -- but it's clear now he was most likely dealing with his marriage.

As for the Cherokee gig ... all ticket holders can keep their seats until the show is rescheduled (sorry scalpers).

Robin Thicke I Can't Sing ... But I Can GO TO DISNEYLAND

Robin Thicke is one sick dad.

Robin cancelled his concert Saturday at Orlando's Universal Studios because of voice problems ... but still pulled himself together to hit up Disneyland with his son.

Robin also canceled his Friday show in Atlanta. It's unclear specifically what ails him but whatever it is ... it must not be contagious because he spent most of the day Sunday waiting in long lines.

Disneyland ... where the lines are 95% of the fun.

One Direction NOT BREAKING UP Because They Owe, They Owe ...

One Direction is NOT breaking up -- despite reports to the contrary -- in fact, TMZ has learned, the group still has to complete 3 more albums under their contract.

Reports have been circulating that 1D is splintering -- especially after Liam Payne said he hadn't seen the other guys in months at the Brit Awards this week -- but sources tell us, the D is remaining a package deal.

We're told the group's been writing songs separately ... but the solo writing is just part of the process -- and the guys eventually compare notes with each other to come up with final versions.

And they better do a lot of that ... we're told 1D still owes the label 3 records before they can even think about calling it quits. So, a break-up just isn't on the table.

Earlier today ... Harry Styles told the UK Sun a similar story -- saying the group was just taking time to visit family and will be rehearsing again soon.

The Wanted fans -- sorry, you're still S.O.L.

'Housewives' Star Apollo Nida There's No Proof I Cheated

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Apollo Nida is NOT a dirty, cheating scoundrel ... so he says.

There have been a slew of stories circulating he's guilty as charged. But Nida tells us ... there's a perfectly good reason why he was spotted in South Carolina on Valentine's Day weekend with another woman -- NOT his wife, Phaedra Parks.

Apollo says the woman was his friend's sister ... a bartender at the club where he was paid to appear. Nida says it's all perfectly harmless ... the majority of his fan base is made up of women ... so naturally that's who he parties with. He insists he's 100% faithful, and there are no sex tapes, no naked pics, no pregnant baby mama to suggest otherwise.

Apollo actually has much bigger fish to fry. He's facing federal charges for bank fraud and identity theft.

Emma Stone Nude Selfie Investigator Phones It In

Emma Stone swears that nude selfie making the rounds on the Internet isn't her -- but a new, fully clothed, photo is raising doubt ... for one investigator.

Then again, he could be a total crackpot! Time to find out ...

Michelle Rodriguez Loses Pants in Backseat Bingo with Cara

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Model Cara Delevingne was the big winner ... when Michelle Rodriguez emerged nearly naked from their limo in London. Well, honestly -- we're ALL winners on this one.

Just ask M-Rod and CD's limo driver.

Conor Oberst Sues I Didn't Rape a 16-Year-Old

Emo king Conor Oberst from the band Bright Eyes insists he NEVER raped a 16-year-old girl back in 2003 -- despite the girl's public claims -- and now he's suing her for more than a million bucks.

Conor just filed a defamation lawsuit against Joanie Faircloth, who claimed the rock star raped her ten years ago after one of his North Carolina shows.

Faircloth made the allegations in December in the comments section of the website xojane.com -- claiming Conor came on to her backstage after the 2003 concert and later forced himself on her ... after she made it clear to him that she was a virgin and wanted to stay that way.

Joanie wrote, "Conor took a lot from me including my virginity, my dignity, and self-esteem."

But Conor insists the encounter is made up -- in fact, Conor says he never even met her.

Conor claims Joanie's just an embittered superfan, who gushed about him and Bright Eyes as recently as January 2013 -- writing about how the last time she saw Conor in concert is her best memory ever. She even listed "Bright Eyes" as her favorite band on Facebook.

Conor says her lies have damaged his reputation.

Emma Stone Sorry, Internet ... That Naked Selfie Isn't Me

The naked Emma Stone photo that has blessed the web is -- unfortunately -- NOT EMMA STONE ... so says Emma Stone.

A pic showing a buck-naked red-haired beauty snapping a selfie in the mirror has gone viral ... and damn if it doesn't look a lot like the "Easy A" actress. Several websites have published the photo -- saying it's definitely Stone.

But a source close to Emma is adamant ... it's just not her.

As for who really owns the bare lady parts? She's yet to come forward.

Up to now, Emma's managed to keep her lady bits covered in the movies ... which is why this photo exploded on the Internet.

People believe what they wanna believe.

Joe Simpson That Topless Beach Dude Is My Meal Ticket

Jessica Simpson's dad is sticking tight to a 6'2" stud -- parading him all over Miami Beach -- and TMZ has learned it's all to make a buck.

The eye candy Joe Simpson photographed sprawling in the sand last weekend has a name ... it's Jonathan Keith, and he's a model Joe is taking under his wing.

A source connected to Joe tells us JK is fresh off the boat from Scotland, and Joe's been managing him for about 5 months.

We're told Joe and Jon are in Miami to book modeling gigs. So that whole scene on South Beach was just practice.

Nice pull, Joe.

Michelle Rodriguez Oops! I Lost My Pants ... In the Limo with My GF

No one had a better ride than Michelle Rodriguez last night -- just ask her pants ... which disappeared off her body while she was in the backseat of a limo with her new GF Cara Delevingne!

Here's what we know.

Fact: Michelle was wearing white pants when she and Cara hopped a ride back to their London hotel.

Fact: Michelle stepped out of the car cloaked in her bodyguard's jacket ... WITHOUT pants.

FUN FACT: CD stepped out of the car right after Michelle ... holding white pants.

Fact: These pictures tell an AWESOME story, and this is our new favorite celeb couple.

10:29 AM PT -- Michelle's rep tells TMZ, the UK Mirror story -- in which Michelle reportedly admitted to being in a relationship with Cara -- is FALSE. The rep says Michelle never spoke to the Mirror.

Lindsay Lohan I Did NOT Do Coke With My Mom

In the 10-15 times Lindsay Lohan did cocaine ... her mom was not sharing ... so claims her outraged lawyer.

Lindsay is pissed over a Fox News Channel segment, in which the host says, "Lindsay Lohan's mom is doing cocaine with her." Attorney Mark Heller says it's a lie.

Heller wrote a letter to FNC, saying it's shocking that Lindsay and her mom were lumped in with the various celebs who died of ODs.

Heller claimed the FNC host was trying to "maliciously foreshadow to the viewers that the Commentators could 'see it coming.'" In other words, he's saying the message was that Lindsay would bite the dust just like Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Lindsay's lawyer suggests that reports like these create an "emotional weakening" for celebs who have a big drug problem. Good thing Lindsay's been coke free except for a dozen or so times.