P!nk 'KISS MY ASS' I Didn't Fake Sick to Get Out of U.K. Concert

P!nk has a message to all the haters who claim she faked sick to get out of a performance in England -- "KINDLY KISS MY ASS!!"

Ever since P!nk pulled out of her April 22nd show in Birmingham, certain "fans" called BS on the singer's sick excuse ... and insinuated she doesn't really care about her U.K. fans.

But today, P!nk fired back via an open letter on her website ... saying, "I am a human being, therefore I am able to catch illness. It is beyond my control -- and I can't apologize for that."

"And you know what I've been performing through the last week? ROTA virus. Look it up. I challenge any one of you to do what I do while sick with that. You couldn't do it."

FYI -- Rotavirus is no joke. According to the Center for Disease Control, rotavirus causes "severe watery diarrhea, often with vomiting, fever, and abdominal pain."

P!nk actually concludes her letter by apologizing to her "loyal and understanding fans" ... saying, "I am so so sorry if I've hurt you in any way."

"For the rest of you," Pink adds, "Kindly kiss my entire almost back to healthy ass."

Clint Eastwood Ringless Amid Marriage Troubles

With his wife in rehab and his marriage in crisis, Clint Eastwood was seen on the streets of New York yesterday ... not wearing his wedding ring.

As TMZ first reported, Dina Eastwood checked into rehab for help with depression and anxiety ... which we're told was fueled by trouble in her marriage to Clint.

Harry Styles Riding Dirty With Rod Stewart's Daughter

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She's practically old enough to be his mom ... but that didn't stop Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly from hopping into a car with Harry Styles last night after a romantic dinner in L.A..

There's been a lot of speculation that 19-year-old Harry has been dating the 33-year-old ... fresh off his breakup from Taylor Swift ... and it's clear from the video, something is definitely going on.

Harry and Kimberly joined Rod and his wife Penny for dinner at Dan Tana's -- and sources inside the restaurant tell TMZ, H&K were flirtatiously fooling around throughout the meal.

There are reports Harry was targeting Rod's 25-year-old daughter Ruby ... but our sources insist Kimberly was DEFINITELY the touchy one. FYI, Kimberly recently had a baby with Benicio Del Toro.

Git it.

Jenelle Evans NOT MY HEROIN!

Former "Teen Mom" star Jenelle Evans DENIES she was in possession of heroin Tuesday at the time of her arrest.

A source close to Jenelle tells TMZ, Jenelle says the drugs recovered by police inside Jenelle's North Carolina home -- including 12 bindles of heroin and Percocet -- were not hers ... and she had no idea they were in the house.

Jenelle's lawyer, Dustin Sullivan, tells us, they're going to fight it and beat the rap.

Jenelle was also arrested for assault after allegedly attacking her husband with a piece of furniture -- but according to sources, Jenelle says it was self-defense during a domestic brawl. Her hubby was also arrested.

Eva Longoria & 'Ready for Love' Star JUST FRIENDS, BUT ...

11:30 AM PT -- Sources connected with Eva tell us, it's no big deal ... several cast members of her TV show have been crashing at her house because they don't have somewhere to stay in L.A..

Eva Longoria insists she's not dating "Ready for Love" bachelor Ernesto Arguello -- but the two are definitely LIVING TOGETHER ... TMZ has learned.

Sources familiar with the situation tell us ... Ernesto -- a 33-year-old successful civil and architectural engineer -- has been crashing at Eva's L.A. pad recently.

We also know ... Eva and Ernesto have been hitting the town together too -- hitting up Chateau Marmont on the Sunset Strip on Sunday night ... and the exclusive Soho House on Monday.

Despite the connection, Eva is adamant they're just friends -- and just yesterday she tweeted, "Sorry @ernestoarguello is NOT dating me."

But wait, there's MORE -- we also know Ernesto ain't the only dude from her dating show crashing at her house ... Tim Lopez (the singer from Plain White T's) has also moved in.

So, here's the question -- is Eva REALLY just friends with these guys and helping them out while they're in town? Or is she running a personal shag palace out of her bachelorette pad and tapping reality show ass left and right???

Answer the question ...

Johnny Manziel My Heisman's Not High ... IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED!!

Johnny Manziel may still be riding high on his Heisman win -- but insists the trophy is no pothead ... despite a photo circulating on the Internet.

The Texas A&M quarterback was photographed kissing his hardware this past weekend in Vegas, and it looks like Heisman is carrying a big fat blunt.

But Johnny says the photo's a fake! He just tweeted: "ABSOLUTELY PHOTOSHOPPED. People are always out to get me...sorry for kissing my trophy."

Stoney Heisman... Photoshopped?

We had our photo experts here at TMZ take a closer look, and they do see some fishy stuff in the image -- so Johnny may have a point.

Then again ... Johnny football does like to party hard.

So, we've gotta ask ...

A$AP Rocky I.Owe.Squat That Guy Attacked Me!

A$AP Rocky might have gone all "Rocky" on some guy in a NY clothing store, but he is adamant that he does not owe the guy a dime ... because the so-called beat down was in self-defense.

TMZ broke the story ... Shenick Alcine sued A$AP last year, claiming the rapper viciously attacked him after Shenick says he caught A$AP doing drugs inside the store.

Now, A$AP is calling bulls**t. He filed docs in NY claiming Shenick is a liar who attacked HIM and any punches thrown were in self-defense. He's asking a judge toss the suit ... ASAP (yup, went there).

A$AP was arrested for assault and robbery after the melee -- not for punching Shenick -- but for allegedly beating up two photogs who were filming the incident and trying to steal their camera. He struck a plea deal in that case -- skating with a fine and three days community service.

Retail ... it's brutal.

Justin Bieber Posts and Quickly Deletes Snuggly Pic w/ Selena

Justin Bieber let his fans know he's back with Selena Gomez -- but only for a few moments -- as he posted a pic of himself getting cozy with SG ... and then quickly deleted it.

Gomez sparked reunion rumors when she jetted off to Norway to meet up with JB, who is touring there.

As we previously reported ... Selena and Justin have seen each other periodically since breaking up at the end of 2012. We're told he's been "tortured" because she's been giving him mixed signals.

Posting a pic for the world to see and then deleting could qualify as a "mixed signal."

Justin Bieber Selena Still On The Brain ... And The Screensaver!

Justin Bieber is not over Selena Gomez ... in fact, she's still very much in the palm of his hand.

We started looking closely at pics of Justin ... and we came across this one (left) of Justin leaving a museum in Amsterdam, and his sorta ex-GF was along for the ride ... as the screensaver on his iPhone.

Justin's background image of choice is clearly a pic of Selena. The sultry pic is from a March 4 photo shoot, TMZ has learned.

Only question is ... did she send it to him, or was he keeping tabs on her?

As TMZ reported yesterday, she flew into Oslo, Norway, to hook up with her on-again, off-again BF.

Now it's clear ... their continuing obsession is DEFINITELY mutual.

Selena Gomez Giving Justin Bieber Norwegian Wood

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Selena Gomez has landed in Norway ... and sources tell us she's on a mission ... to hook up with Justin Bieber.

Selena was spotted getting off a plane at the airport in Oslo ... just about the time JB was getting ready to hit the stage.

Beliebers -- who obviously know where Justin is at all times -- have been buzzing about a possible rendezvous ever since a Norwegian pop star tweeted about seeing Selena on the flight from L.A. to Oslo.

Sources connected with JB tell TMZ ... it's no coincidence they're in the same country at the same time.

As we previously reported ... Selena and Justin have seen each other periodically since breaking up at the end of 2012. We're told he's been "tortured" because she's been giving him mixed signals.

So much for never ever ever getting back together. Selena, Taylor ... same thing.

MJ's Mom Fears Debbie Rowe Will Blow Lid Off MJ Paternity

Lawyers for Katherine Jackson have been nosing around ... trying to find out what Debbie Rowe might say under oath about the paternity of the two kids she bore while married to Michael Jackson.

Sources connected to Katherine tell TMZ ... her lawyers have been making a number of inquiries on the eve of the family's wrongful death trial against AEG Live.

We're told lawyers worry Debbie will testify Michael is NOT the biological father of Prince and Paris. TMZ broke the story back in 2009 ... Michael indeed is not the biological father.

Debbie is on the witness list for both Katherine and AEG Live. AEG has taken Debbie's deposition but -- shockingly -- we've learned AEG never asked Debbie a single question about paternity as it relates to MJ.

As for why Katherine's lawyers are so interested in Debbie's testimony ... she's the one who knows the most about MJ and the paternity, and they're worried AEG may try to prove the kids don't have any legal ties to Michael, which could torpedo their damage claim.

Katherine's lawyers have already filed legal docs asking the judge to exclude any evidence of paternity. The judge has yet to rule on the motion.

In the end, none of this may amount to anything because under California law ... when a woman gives birth while living with her husband, the husband is conclusively presumed to be the father, unless he's sterile or impotent.

Sharon Osbourne 911 Tape ... A Clue to the Split?

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The Sharon Osbourne 911 tape -- where she desperately calls a dispatcher asking for help after a candle at her home lit a table on fire -- may be a clue to the marital strife that led to their split.

We've re-listened to the tape -- recorded January 17 at 4:45 AM -- and you hear Ozzy at the beginning, sounding somewhat incoherent. It's possible Ozzy was no different than normal, but we now know he's only been sober for around 45 days after 1 1/2 years of abusing drugs and alcohol, so that would mean he was using at the time of the 911 call.

So here's what we have. Someone lit a candle and then carelessly let it burn. Ozzy was off the wagon. It was 4:45 AM. Sharon sounds like she's the one who was blindsided.

On the other hand ... Sharon told TMZ shortly after the incident that SHE was responsible.

Was it Sharon's fault or was she covering up for Ozzy?

Will.i.am Accused of Ripping Off Dance Track On New Album

Will.i.am may be forced to say ... i.am a rip off artist ... at least if a record producer has his way.

The Black Eyed Pea has been called out by house producer Arty, who claims Will.i.am's "Let's Go" is a blatant ripoff of his dance track "Rebound," produced with Mat Zo.

Will's track features Chris Brown and will be part of his upcoming album #THATPOWER ... Chris has lashed out at Arty and Mat, tweeting, "I don't even know who mat zo Or arty is ... I don't listen to that s**t ..."

Take a listen and then you be the judge ...

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Rihanna On the Mend ... Pregnancy Rumors Persist

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Rihanna came out of a medical building in Bev Hills Tuesday ... and said she's doing a lot better, but it's done nothing to stop the pregnancy talk.

Rihanna has cancelled 4 concert dates on her Diamonds World Tour ... which kicked off on March 8.

Sources connected to the singer told TMZ in early March she was suffering from a throat infection. Thing is ... it's been more than a month now and there are clearly still issues.

Because the info coming from Rihanna's camp has been sketchy ... there have been a slew of tabloid stories speculating that she's pregnant.

President Obama I'm Not Jay-Z's Travel Agent

President Obama is squashing Cubagate once and for all -- and it seems he's had it up to here with Jay-Z.

When POTUS was asked about the trip on "Today" ... you could see him bristle. At first he tried being diplomatic, and finally in a moment of frustration groused, "We've got better things to do."

Jay-Z sparked controversy when he rapped in "Open Letter" -- "Obama said chill ‘You gonna get me impeached' ... We don’t need this s**t anyway chill with me on the beach.'"

The question now ... Is Jay-Z persona non grata at the White House? That tends to happen when you embarrass the Prez. If that's the case, Michelle's 50th BD is gonna be awkward, because Beyonce is slated to sing ... or lip sync.

Lil Wayne No One's Taking My Crib and My Cars

Lil Wayne is laughing at reports that he's about to lose his mansion and fancy cars to satisfy a $3.4 million judgment against him -- because he says that kind of jack is pocket change to him.

Wayne had sued Quincy Jones III over a documentary about the rapper's life. QJIII countersued ... claiming Wayne screwed him out of profits by acting so unreasonably.

The California jury saw it Quincy's way and slapped Wayne with the multi-million dollar judgment.

Now we find out ... Quincy's lawyer has moved the judgment to Florida ... where Wayne has lots of assets, including an $11 million mansion and a Bugatti that's worth more than a mil. There's a report out that the lawyer is taking aim at these goodies to satisfy the judgment.

But our Wayne sources say no one is going to sell any of Wayne's assets to satisfy any judgment, because he's worth as much as $100 million and can easily pay off the judgment.

It's interesting ... Wayne has thumbed his nose at everyone connected to the case -- remember his epic deposition (below)? So it's a little surprising Wayne is saying he'll pay the piper.

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