Jon & Kate Just Ate ... Together

Nothing says "My husband ain't divorcin' me" like a dinner for two at Mr. Chow -- so amid rumors of a possible split, the "Jon & Kate Plus 8" couple had a very public date night last night in Beverly Hills.

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When asked about their relationship, Kate Gosselin told our camera "We're good."

Rimes Caught Kissing Another Man ... Her Hubby

LeAnn Rimes went into full-on damage control mode today, sucking face with her husband Dean Sheremet in public.

Of course, it's only been a few days since some scandalous footage hit the web, allegedly showing Rimes kissing her really hot Lifetime movie co-star Eddie Cibrian.

LeAnn and Dean have been married for seven years.

Matthew Broderick: Everything's Fine, Sweetie

That's Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, protecting their kid from seeing the terrible, terrible unhappiness.

"Just keep the wool over your eyes honey and pretend we're really, really happy."

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No Duet for Rihanna and Brown

A publicist lying? Yes, the publicist for record producer Polow Da Don -- who has produced songs for Chris Brown and Rihanna in the past -- lied about the so-called duet they were supposedly recording last weekend.

E! Online first reported that Brown and Rihanna were in a Santa Monica studio earlier this month recording a duet with producer Polow Da Don. Three people from TMZ then contacted Polow Da Don's publicist, who not only said the E! story was true but gave us details -- that Chris and Rihanna were engaged in "playful touching" and the session was packed with "emotion."

We've now learned it was B.S. -- Brown was in the studio last weekend, but he was not with Rihanna, and the producer is not Polow Da Don. Now the publicist says she was really referring to a song Rihanna recorded in the past -- but that ain't what she said before.

Brown's people are frustrated that people in his world are shoveling lies. They asked us to say the following: Brown and Rihanna are not married, she is not pregnant, he is not doing an animal rescue nor is he doing a mea culpa tour.

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Kelly Clarkson Singing for Two?

After Kelly Clarkson performed on "American Idol" last night, our mailbox was flooded with peeps saying she looked pregnant.

Either way, she rocked her performance.

Matthew & Sarah's Hand Out

They're legally bound, so either the hand-holding is a show of love or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker are preventing each other from running to their prospective lawyers.

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And the Winner Isn't ...

There's a reputed leaked memo circulating online revealing the winners of tomorrow's Oscar ceremony. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences tells TMZ it's bogus.

The memo gives Academy officers a heads up on the winners, but officials say no such memo exists.

Some of the winners seem pretty obvious to us and some don't. It will be interesting to see if the list ends up nailing it.

Stay tuned ...

Marc Anthony/J.Lo Avoid V-Day Massacre

By not divorcing, J.Lo and Marc Anthony arguably had a better Valentine's Day than all those gangsters who were brutally murdered by Al Capone. But it's J.Lo, so ... it's debatable.

The couple finally killed rumors of their impending Valentine's Day divorce by being pictured yesterday with their twins. The adorable dude on the right looks like he's right out of "Mad Magazine."

According to the media, J.Lo will only get divorced on holidays, so they're safe until St. Patrick's day.

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Mickey -- I'd Hump a Gorilla Before Courtney Love

Guess those Mickey Rouke and Courtney Love hook-up rumors aren't true -- because last night in NYC he said he'd rather be stuck on an island with only the company of "a gorilla" than hit that.

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A-Rod Irate Over Madge's Double-Pumping

Madonna has been flaunting boytoy Jesus Luz all over NYC –- and her other, slightly older boytoy, Alex Rodriguez, reportedly ain't happy about Madge's swingin' ways.

"It's embarrassing for him because he and Madonna have been so publicly linked," says a source of Frostytips to the NY Daily News. "And now it looks like he's been dumped for a younger stud." But amusingly enough, says the source, Madonna is telling A-Rod it's a "publicity trick" to take the heat off their own romance.

A-Rod's and Jesus' age combined exceed Madonna's by five years.

Paris and Benji Back Together Again

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden may have broken up, but it looks as if a drunken Super Bowl party could play cupid this weekend.

Both Paris and Benji are confirmed guests at a Tampa party tonight -- and we all know Paris is notorious for hooking up with her exes.

Apparently the Steelers and Cardinals may not be the only ones scoring this weekend.

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SJP and Matthew Broderick Put on a Content Face

Haven't been spotted together in some time? Check. Rumors of a split? Check. Token public appearance for the paps, holding hands, as if to say, "Look at us! We're A-OK!"? Check.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick had dinner together in Manhattan last night.

Gisele -- Brazilian Waxes Ring Talk

Even though everyone in the civilized world has reported Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are engaged, G is still insisting she and T are not getting hitched.

Or, to be exact, she told Brazilian paper Caras, "Nao fiquei noiva mas vou casar com o Tom," which, roughly translated, means she is not engaged to Tom, but wants to get married some day.

Interestingly, GB doesn't deny she was on a jet with Tom with champagne on December 24, as we first reported. As for the latest rumor, that Tom and she were engaged last Friday, she says they weren't even together.

T.O. Compares Trade Rumors to Bear Feces

"Does a bear sh*t in the woods?" If so, then Terrell Owens definitely was implying that he's sticking around the Dallas Cowboys for awhile.

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Despite an ESPN report suggesting he's on the outs in Big D, the NFL's most loved/hated wide receiver offered a rhetorical response to a photog at the Sundance Film Festival this weekend when asked if he was going to stay in Dallas.

As T.O. continued to party hop around Park City -- with cup in hand -- another fan says, "Come back to the Cowboys, we need you." Owens' response: "I haven't left."

... yet.

Piven Did Not Swim with Fishes

Finally a story about marine life that's good news for Jeremy Piven.

There was all kinds of buzz the mercury poisonee was one of the passengers who survived that incredible water landing yesterday afternoon after a guy who looked a lot like Piven flashed across TV screens. According to the NY Daily News, it wasn't JP -- his rep says Jeremy called her while the rescue was happening.

"I'm not [on the plane]" he said. "I'm talking to you, aren't I?" Sounds like Jeremy.

Guy in Madge's Backdoor -- But No Backsliding

You may have seen or heard buzz that Guy Ritchie and Madonna somehow are reconciling because he's been showing up to her NYC pad in the evenings.

Not true. "Madonna and Guy aren't reconciling," a source tells the NY Daily News. "They're working very hard to have an amicable divorce." And oddly enough, the catalyst for the detente is Lourdes, Madge's teenage daughter with Carlos Leon. She's told them she wants "everything to be as friendly as possible."

Also: Guy is in town filming that Sherlock Holmes flick.