Bret Michaels I Didn't Hook Up with Miley's Mom

Bret Michaels is adamant that he never, ever got down and dirty with Miley Cyrus' mother -- despite reports to the contrary -- but insists the two are simply good friends.

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Michaels appeared on "Fox and Friends" this morning -- where the crew got right to the point about rumors that the singer had a "romance" with Tish Cyrus.

Selena, Justin, Will and Jaden Friday Night Lights

Justin Bieber photographed at a high school football game? Big. Bieber at a high school game with Jaden Smith? Really big. Bieber, Jaden and his dad, Will Smith? Huge. Bieber, Jaden, Will ... and Selena Gomez? Super duper OMG huge!

Selena and Justin -- who have been the subject of constant dating rumors -- joined Jaden and Will in Moorpark, Calif. on Friday night for Will's oldest son Trey's football game.

Trey's team won, 21-14, but we think more people were probably staring at the stands than watching the actual game.

Billy Joel's New Lady A Hull of a Woman

Billy Joel rocked the boat with his maybe girlfriend earlier this week -- taking her on a pimp-ass yacht ride down the Hudson River in upstate New York.

According to reports, the mystery woman is an exec at Morgan Stanley in NYC -- so girl obviously has experience hitting the mother lode.

As for the boat -- "Captain Jack" was not at the helm ... we hope.

Lindsay Lohan: There's No 3-Way Sex Tape!

Facebook is buzzing with news of a Lindsay Lohan three-way sex tape -- news that we've learned is patently untrue ... at least that's what Lindsay is telling her closest friends.

We're told Lindsay just became aware of a Facebook page teasing, "Lindsey [sic] Lohan Just Leaked Having a THREEWAY on Camera."

A message on the page continues, "Don't ask how i got this ... NO ONE ELSE HAS SEEN THIS VIDEO."

But sources close to Lindsay tell us the actress is adamant that no 3-way sex tape exists. Sorry guys .. and some ladies.

We're also told the link may just be a virus -- so click at your own risk.

Sam Ronson -- I'm Not Dating Xtina Aguilera!

If Christina Aguilera really broke off her marriage to date Sam Ronson -- as some reports suggest -- it's news to Sam Ronson ... who shot down the rumor in L.A. yesterday with just one word.

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TMZ Live: Oksana, Lohan, and Jesse James' Ex

We took your questions today on everything -- including Oksana Grigorieva claiming she never had relations with her ex-bodyguard, Jesse James' ex committing a coffee assault, and Lindsay Lohan's odds of going to jail tomorrow.

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Plus: Kim Kardashian and John Mayer have a thing going on.

Kim K and John Mayer They've Got a Thing Goin' On

Kim Kardashian and John Mayer have "gone out" together a few times since they were seen hanging out in NYC recently ... and sources tell TMZ they've totally "hit it off."

We're told the story in Page 6 -- that the two hung out with a bunch of people in NYC to see if there was any chemistry -- is totally true ... and after that John and Kim spent a couple of nights hitting the town by themselves.

One source close to Kim tells us it's "nothing serious" ... yet -- but she thinks John is a "really cool guy."

Beyonce's Mom -- She's Not Pregnant!

Beyoncé's mom Tina Knowles just blew the lid off the story that her daughter is pregnant -- telling Ellen DeGeneres, the rumors are simply "not true."

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Ellen's interview will air tomorrow.

David Arquette Photos Triggered Separation Story

The reason word got out that Courteney Cox and David Arquette separated is because pictures have surfaced of David and a woman with whom he has been intimate ... and there's a Lindsay Lohan connection.

We're told the woman in question is Jasmine Waltz (right) -- if that name sounds familiar, that's because she's the girl who punched Lindsay Lohan on LiLo's birthday a few months back.

Our sources say David and Jasmine began seeing each other after David and Courteney had separated and agreed to see other people.

That said ... we're told a divorce is by no means a done deal. We've learned the couple has been living apart for several months, but there is a "real possibility" they could get back together. As one source said, "It's a work in progress."

As for why they separated, one source simply said, "Life."

UPDATE: A statement from the couple reads: "We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time ... We are comfortable with the boundaries that we have established for each other during this separation and we hope that our friends, family, fans and the media also show us respect, dignity, understanding and love at this time as well."

Michael Lohan: Dina Screwed Lindsay Up, Too

Michael Lohan is lashing out at claims he's the root of Lindsay Lohan's problems -- what with the violence, prison stints and general bad behavior.

Michael tells TMZ ... Dina was violent as Lindsay was growing up, and it left an impression. Michael claims when Lindsay was 4 years old, Dina was arguing with his mom and Dina allegedly smashed a phone across grandma's face, requiring six stitches.

And Michael says, on another occasion -- when Lindsay was a teenager -- Dina went nuts on Michael, flew over two beds to get to him and accidentally knocked herself out.

Michael adds it was Dina's idea to leave Lindsay in Hollywood at a very young age, even though LiLo had a stalker.

As we reported, some members of Lindsay's family tell us ... Lindsay believes her current predicament is the result of Michael's craziness.

UPDATE: A source close to Dina tells us, "This is absolutely not true. She will not respond to anything Michael Lohan says."

Snooki & J-WOWW: Spin-Off Show? Who? Us?

Despite being masters of fake tanning, Snooki and J-WOWW are terrible at covering things up.

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TMZ ran into the buxom duo yesterday outside of MTV's studios in New York -- where the mere mention of their own "Jersey Shore" spin-off show elicited the worst "Who? Me?" responses we've ever seen.

TMZ Live: Handler, Braxton, and the Miami Heat

We took your questions today on everything -- including Chelsea Handler Tweeting that her date with 50 Cent was just business, the Miami Heat going to the gun range, and singer Toni Braxton going bankrupt ... again.

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Plus: Tyler steps in for a little fantasy football talk.

Chelsea Handler on 50 Cent: It's Just Business

Chelsea Handler isn't bangin' 50 cent ... this according to Chelsea ... who claims their cozy late night meeting at a jazz bar in New Orleans this past weekend was strictly work related.

Handler just went to her Twitter page and stated, "Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. There's nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is."

Too bad for them ... Forbes Magazine had already dubbed them as a possible new Hollywood power couple -- with an estimated combined income of $39 mil.

50 Cent and Chelsea Handler Shot ... on a Date

50 Cent and Chelsea Handler went to a bar in New Orleans last night ... and by the way they got up close and personal with each other, they gave some serious credibility to those dating rumors.

TMZ has obtained a photo of the two of them at the Blue Nile jazz bar in New Orleans -- and one spy inside the joint tells us they were getting very hot and heavy with each other.

But before 50 got cozy with Chelsea, dude knocked out a live freestyle set with a local band at the club.

Check out the verse 50 busted out that night ... it seems to
be directed toward a special lady friend.

NBA Player: I'm Not Dating Mayweather's Baby Mama!

Chicago Bulls point guard C.J. Watson wants to make one thing perfectly clear -- he has never ... nor will he ever ... date Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s baby mama ... despite what she told police.

As TMZ first reported, Josie Harris told Las Vegas cops that before Mayweather Jr. allegedly attacked her last week ... he demanded to know if Harris was dating Watson ... and she responded, "'Yes, that is who I'm seeing now.'"

But multiple sources close to C.J. -- including his father Charles Watson -- tell TMZ that the NBA player is only in a relationship with his longtime girlfriend Danielle -- with whom he has a child.

C.J.'s dad -- who says he talks to C.J. every day -- also tells us, "I know for sure that Josie is not his girlfriend ... she did some event planning for C.J., but other than that, they have no relationship whatsoever."

Charles adds, "C.J. would never do anything like that to Mayweather [Jr.] ... he doesn't need that."

Kate Gosselin I Need a Bodyguard in Mexico

Kate Gosselin took time out from starring in reality shows to go to Cabo San Lucas with her bodyguard and rumored boyfriend Steve Neild on Saturday.

Meanwhile on the same day, Kate's ex-husband Jon Gosselin played daddy day care with his eight kids and girlfriend Ellen Ross in Pennsylvania.