Amy Poehler Parks and RACK!

"Park and Recreation" funny lady Amy Poehler arrived to the Golden Globes with her two lovely hosting secret weapons.

They're nothing to laugh at.

Sofia Vergara & Sarah Hyland The Twins

Here's proof Sofia Vergara really is a role model for her 22-year-old "Modern Family" co-star, Sarah Hyland.

Welcome to the Golden Globes.

Brangelina's Stunt Doubles Have Arrived!

With Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie not scheduled to attend the Golden Globes, their on-call B-list doubles -- Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green -- arrived looking just like Brangelina did back at a film festival in 2009.

Accept no imitations.

Lena Dunham 'Girls' Don't Cry

Here's glammed up "Girls" creator/star Lena Dunham at the Golden Globes on Sunday -- and Hilary Swank winning her first Oscar for "Boys Don't Cry" in 2000.

They're Justin Bieber's spirit animal.

We're just sayin'.

Katharine McPhee It's Never Too Late for Jolie Leg!

Rockin' deep cleavage, "Smash" star Katharine McPhee kicked off the Golden Globes red carpet with a leg ... a Jolie Leg.

It's been eleven months, you can all stop now.

Ricky Gervais My Jodie Foster Jab Wasn't Offensive ... WAS IT?

Jodie Foster's sons got a good hearty laugh out of Ricky Gervais cracking a "beaver" joke about their mom at the Golden Globes -- at least Ricky thinks so.

We just caught up with the Globes host, and asked him about the double entendre -- which arguably outed Jodie -- and he said, "I don't think anyone thought it was offensive, did they?"

Well, Ricky ... we put a poll on the site and most people agreed with you -- only 21% believe the joke crossed the line.

As for Jodie's 13 and 10 year old boys hearing the shot? Check out the video ... Ricky seems to think they had a "good sense of humor" about it.

'Cause everyone loves mama jokes, right?

Golden Globes Did Ricky Gervais Just Out Jodie Foster?

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Ricky Gervais basically called Jodie Foster a lesbian at the Golden Globes tonight.

It all went down during the opening monologue, when Gervais said he had been forbidden from discussing anything related to Mel Gibson, including his recent flick, "The Beaver" ... directed by Foster.

Gervais then joked about "Jodie Foster's 'Beaver'" ... saying, "I haven't seen it myself. I've spoken to a lot of guys here, they haven't seen it either. That doesn't mean it's not any good."

Foster -- who was in the crowd -- didn't appear to be too upset by the comment. She's never publicly discussed her sexual orientation.

So we gotta ask ...

Elton John's Hubby SLAMS MADONNA You're Desperate & Narcissistic

Elton John's husband David Furnish LASHED OUT at Madonna following her victory speech at the Golden Globes last night ... saying it was "embarrassing in its narcissism."

Moments after Madge won the statue for Best Original Song, Furnish went to his Facebook page and WENT OFF ... writing, "Madonna. Best song???? F**k off!!!"

For the record -- Elton was nominated in the same category and seemed pissed off in the crowd when Madonna's name was read.

But David continued on Facebook ... writing, "Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit. Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in it's narcissism. And her critisism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is."

Elton seemed particularly bitter towards Madonna BEFORE the awards ... telling one reporter on the red carpet he believed Madge had no "f**kin' chance" of emerging victorious.

Madonna Walks All Over Jessica Biel

Before ticking off Elton John's husband by winning for Best Original Song at the Golden Globes last night, Madonna got into another altercation ... by accidentally stepping all over Jessica Biel's unfortunate dress on the red carpet.

But Biel didn't feel the need to rant on and on about it on Facebook, as she and Madonna appeared to laugh off the fashion faux pas moments later.

No fighting over material, girls.

Golden Globes 2012 Hits, Runs, and Errors

So who looked hot ... and who didn't at the 2012 Golden Globes? Click here to see ... and then let us know what you think.

Golden Globes 2011 Red Carpet Rewind!

With this year's Golden Globes just hours away, take a look back at the best and worst red carpet looks from last year's red carpet fashion fiascoes.

**Be sure to come back this evening to check out all of this year's Golden Globes craziness!**

Ricky Gervais The Calm Before the Storm

Smiling, laughing, charming and jovial ... Ricky Gervais was all of those things when talking to our photogs this weekend. And he'll be those things again tonight when he hosts the Golden Globes and tears Hollywood a new one.

We're looking forward to it.

John Wayne "True Grit" Golden Globe Sold at Auction

John Wayne only won one Golden Globe in his career ... and it just sold at auction for a whopping $143,400.

The award -- for the classic 1969 film "True Grit" -- was one of 700 different items (awards, costumes, documents) put up for auction by Wayne's family.

A portion of the auction proceeds will be used by the John Wayne Cancer Foundation to help fund treatment, research and education.

Golden Globes Fight Back Against Payola Allegations

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association is firing back ... suing the PR firm that sued them last month ... claiming they broke their contract when they tried airing the HFPA's dirty laundry and accused them of accepting payola.

The PR company The Michael Russell Group sued the HFPA in January claiming they were lied to when the HFPA unceremoniously dumped them in 2009. But the biggest part of that lawsuit was that the MRG alleged the HFPA accepted money and gifts in exchange for Golden Globes.

Now the HFPA has filed a lawsuit of its own, saying the MRG committed fraud when they did several deals on behalf of the HFPA ... that also benefited themselves.

They also allege the MRG violated their contract by trying to to embarrass the HFPA when they "manufactured a fanciful tale of Hollywood intrigue ... with its colorful reference to 'payola.'"

The HFPA claims the MRG's allegations come "without a shred of evidence."

They are suing for breach of contract and fraud and are asking for unspecified damages.

John Travolta -- Globes Were 'More Like a Roast'

John Travolta -- who was the implied butt of a controversial joke from Ricky Gervais during the Golden Globes -- seemed to acknowledge the situation last night when he told our photog the event was "more like a roast" than an awards show.

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John was all smiles leaving an event at the Hollywood Palladium last night as dozens of fans asked for autographs and congratulated him on his new baby. But he was stone cold silent when we asked him if he had any words for Gervais.

Sometimes saying nothing truly says it all.