Kim & Kanye Armed Guards & Armored Cars After Paris Attack

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are bulletproof -- or will be very soon -- because they're ramping up their personal security -- complete with ARMORED VEHICLES -- after a frightening assault in Paris.

Our Kim and Kanye sources say ... K&K were "freaked out" after Kim was almost tackled to the ground by a crazy man. They're especially upset because the Paris paparazzi are following them in hordes ... and crowd control has become extremely difficult.

Our sources say ... they've hired 2 additional teams of armed bodyguards who will encircle them whenever they're in public during Fashion Week.

We're told Kim and Kanye will NOT retain the additional security when they come back to the U.S. They feel Paris has just become too insane for them to handle.

It's pretty ironic ... remember Halle Berry said she wanted to move to Paris because the paparazzi were less aggressive?

Kim Kardashian TACKLED At Paris Fashion Week Event (CRAZY VIDEO)

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Kim Kardashian was tackled and almost knocked to the ground in an alarming assault during a Paris Fashion Week event.

Kim, Kanye and Kris Jenner arrived at a fashion show Thursday ... and several hundred people -- including a gaggle of photogs -- were squeezed in to watch them arrive.

As Kim gets out of the car, a guy lunges at her, tackling her legs and tries to pull her to the ground.

You see security jump in, subdue the guy ... and then quickly escort Kim and Kris into the building.

TMZ has learned the attacker may be Vitalii Sediuk -- the Ukrainian prankster who did the same thing to Leo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, and Will Smith. According to his rep, Sediuk is taking credit for lunging at Kim.

He wasn't arrested on the scene -- but our Kardashian sources say the paparazzi actually turned on Sediuk and held him down while Kim was whisked away.

Chris Brown Brawl Erupts at Nightclub Gig

12:45 PM PT -- A rep for the VIP Room tells TMZ that Chris Brown was "completely oblivious" to the incident and it occurred roughly 50 feet away from Brown and his group. The rep says the entire ordeal was completely unrelated to Brown.

A bottle-throwing brawl erupted at a club where Chris Brown was performing early Thursday morning, and police want to know if he was involved ... TMZ has learned.

According to our sources, it all went down at the VIP Room in the Meatpacking District where Chris was performing for a New York Fashion Week after-party.

Police arrived at the club at around 3:20 AM, after reports of a bottle-throwing melee, but no arrests were made. We're told one victim suffered an eye injury as a result of the bottle-tossing.

Law enforcement sources tell us they are not sure if Chris was directly involved ... but a witness tells us he was in the club, in a V.I.P. section, when the brawl broke out.

Brown tweeted about the fight saying, "There was no brawl involving me or anyone from my camp last night at VIP room. The devil is in full effect at all times. God is the way."

Back in June 2012, Brown was directly involved in a similar brawl with Drake and his crew at W.i.P. Nightclub in NYC.

Camille Grammer From Bride of Kelsey to Bride of Frankenstein

Camille Grammer was barely recognizable as she walked the runway for Betsey Johnson Wednesday night during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Salon at Lincoln Center.

Corpse Bride 2? She's all yours Tim Burton.

Miley Cyrus Topless That's Always in Style

Miley Cyrus has gone all Crazy Girls (the strip club, not psycho) ... busting out in a big way during NYC Fashion Week.

A couple of ice cream cone pasties were all that stood between Miley's nipples and her crew as they cruised into an Alexander Wang after party.

Miley rolled in to the event with Tyga, Kendall and Kylie Jenner and others -- but everyone else was boring and, y'know .. fully clothed.

So, yeah ... Miley won the night.

Kanye West Get Your Autograph Pen Away from My Priceless White Sweater

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NEVER APPROACH KANYE WEST WITH A PEN -- especially if he's wearing a fancy sweater -- because after Yeezy's reaction in Paris this evening, you might as well be waving a knife in his face.

Kanye was leaving dinner moments ago when an autograph seeker asked the rapper for some love -- holding out a pen ... and a sneaker to sign.

The pen came within inches of Kanye's pristine white sweater -- and Yeezy nearly lost it.

You gotta see it. Ye's reaction is almost worth as much as his threads.

Kendall Jenner Nipples Make it to the Big Time

They're baaaaack!!

Kendall Jenner's nipples can now make it anywhere ... because they made it to a New York City high fashion runway Thursday.

18-year-old Kendall flaunted what her mama manages ... in a completely sheer brown top and a wig at the Marc Jacobs fashion show.

It was KJ's NY Fashion Week debut, and immediately after her nipples lit up the event ... Khloe Kardashian gushed on IG, "My baby sister killed it today."

Kim Kardashian also weighed in, saying ... "Proudest sister ever!!!!"

Kendall's goodies were last seen in sheer black.

First black, now brown? Kim and Khloe really are proud.

Vera Wang I Won't Help You Take Down Oprah I'm Too Damn Busy

Vera Wang says she's way too deep into fashion to be dragged into a stupid lawsuit against Oprah Winfrey.

A motivational speaker is suing Oprah for allegedly jacking her trademark slogan, "Own Your Power." The speaker -- Simone Kelly-Brown -- wants Wang to sit for a deposition because the dressmaker was present at a big event where Oprah used the phrase.

Wang says the whole thing is preposterous ... she hardly remembers the event.

But even more important ... Wang says she's in the middle of the Super Bowl of shmatas -- New York Fashion Week. Wang claims she's working 24/7 to prep for her big bridal gown show and it would be a major fashion faux pas for her to bail on her business to attend a stupid depo.

BTW ... the depo is supposed to take place less than 2 miles from Wang's office.

NY Fashion Week Celebs Stink in Mink

NY Fashion Week is looking like an episode of Wild Kingdom .... only with tortured, dead animals.

With NYC temps in the 20s ... the glam squad is breaking out expensive fur coats made of wild beasts -- sable, lynx, mink, fox.

Mary J. Blige ... Debra Messing ... Kenya Moore... Chrissy Teigen ... all offenders.

But with such cold temperatures ... it's not just about fashion -- just kidding ... yes, it is.

Paris Hilton My Tat-Covered Stalker Creeps Me Out [VIDEO]

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Paris Hilton says of all the stalkers she's ever had ... the guy who showed up at her L.A. home covered in Paris tats is the creepiest.

Paris put as much domestic distance as she could between the now-jailed German fan and herself. She immediately flew 2,475 miles to NYC ... where she told us the bitter cold is way better than the sunny stalker.

As we reported ... the German dude had multiple Paris tats, including one showing Paris with angel wings. He went to her house twice last week ... but was stopped both times by security. Cops came and he was busted for possession of coke.

Kanye West Is That Your Jacket ... Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Kanye West flashed his lion-like dong in public Friday afternoon during Fashion Week in Paris ... is what we thought when we first looked at this photo.

Then we saw other photos from the set ... and realized it's just a bad angle.

You gotta admit ... it totally looks like a wiener.

Miranda Kerr Rips 'Stupid Driver' After Unfashionably Late Arrival To Fashion Show

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Don't screw with supermodel Miranda Kerr's schedule ... cuz if you do, she'll tear you apart in public -- like she did today when she ripped her "stupid driver" after he took her to the WRONG fashion show in Paris.

Miranda -- who's in the French capital for Fashion Week -- was already late when she arrived by car at the Louis Vuitton show ... then discovered -- to her horror --- that she was supposed to be at a completely different place ... the Vionnet show.

With no time to lose -- and her rep clearing a path on the sidewalks ... Miranda raced to the Vionnet show -- not easy to do in high-heeled, thigh-high boots.

Watch ... she's clearly not happy about her fashion faux pas ... and blames it on her "stupid driver."

Zelda Kaplan Runway Models UNFAZED as Fashion Icon Collapses & Dies

File under the category: The Show Must Go On. As a fashion icon collapsed and died at a show during New York fashion week, the runway models didn't miss a step as they pranced past her.

TMZ obtained footage from the Joanna Mastroianni Autumn/Winter 2012 show on Feb. 15 ... which shows three men rushing to Zelda Kaplan's aid after she lapsed into unconsciousness in her front row seat.

Some of the lights were turned on ... and people can be seen crossing over the runway to help out ... but the ultra-focused models continue their walks without ever breaking stride.

Eventually, Zelda was carried out by 4 people and taken to a nearby hospital, where she was pronounced dead a short time later.

FYI -- models are usually given strict orders to ignore EVERYTHING that happens in the crowd when they're on the runway. Clearly, these models took their instructions to heart.

Clooney Gives Armani Props

George Clooney helped Armani give younger designers a run for their money Thursday by attending Armani's show at Milan Fashion week. Armani's show, exuding effortless cool and sexiness, proved to be the top spot for celebrity sightings.

Wearing a black suit, Clooney, 45, reflected on his relationship with the designer and his clothes saying "He's been a good friend of mine for a long time and I love his clothes, he was at my house last week having lunch...I like his clothes, they fit very well so..."