Robert Kardashian Family Celebrates 72nd Birthday

Robert Kardashian may be gone, but his memory burns bright, because almost the entire Kardashian brood turned up to celebrate what would have been his 72nd birthday.

Kris Jenner hosted the bash at her Calabasas home. Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie were all there, dining on traditional Armenian food, including, hummus, pita bread, stuffed vine leaves, bulgur wheat, string cheese and baklava.

Interestingly, we're told Lamar Odom and Scott Disick were also there.

Rob was a no-show.

Blac Chyna Blasts Kylie Jenner ... Bitch, You Bit My Cooking Show!!

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Blac Chyna is warning Kylie Jenner to stay the hell off her corner -- there's only room for one celebrity chef in the family.

KJ dropped her debut episode of "Cooking with Kylie" Monday morning ... which probably sounds very familiar to her bro Rob Kardashian, since his gf's been doing the same damn thing!

BC's been doing "Cooking with Chyna" on social media for a few months. In fact, Rob was a fan of the page even before he hooked up with Chyna.

Kylie's new venture didn't go over well. Minutes after her 'Cooking' announcement, Chyna posted this not-so-cryptic message: "Bitch Bye Follow @cookingwithchyna #InfatuatedWitChy."

They've got 9 months to sort out who cooks Thanksgiving dinner.

Big Ang 'Mob Wives' Co-Star Bows She Knew How to Rock Lobster

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Big Ang is cooking for God now -- probably lobster and spaghetti -- so believes “Mob Wives" star Ramona Rizzo in a moving street eulogy.

Ramona told our photog in NYC Thursday Ang liked her food Italian and her liquor ... well, whatever was available she liked it.

Hayden Panettiere Legs Out, Buns Out ... For Burgers!!

Hayden Panettiere is rolling up her sleeves, unbuttoning her shirt and slipping into short shorts to become the next burger-munching hottie for Carl's Jr./Hardees.

Hayden showed off some mom-appropriate daisy dukes on the set of the new commercial. The undoubtedly sexy role is awesome for HP ... especially 14 months after giving birth.

It's unclear what burger she'll be promoting or how big it is, but clearly ... size is no issue for Hayden.

'The People v. OJ Simpson' Yogurt Error

'The People v. O.J. Simpson' on FX tried mightily to accurately document the drama that riveted America back in '94 -- but we just found another flaw.

Chobani yogurt is displayed in the background of a convenience store where customers were watching the slow speed chase. Problem is ... Chobani didn't even exist at the time.

The yogurt didn't hit the shelves until 2007.

Accurately documenting a show is tough and sometimes you get it right and sometimes you don't.

We reached out to Chobani and here's its classic response -- "We've always known good food is timeless."

Floyd Mayweather My Retirement Diet Burgers, Shakes, Waffles

Well, Floyd Mayweather's definitely eating like he's not coming back ...

The boxing legend pigged out like a maniac during a stop at Archie's Burgers and Shakes in Manchester, England yesterday ... stuffing himself with unhealthy deliciousness.

There are reports Mayweather is interested in bringing the restaurant chain to the US -- possibly opening one in Las Vegas.

And get this ... they've even got a dessert named after his pal Justin Bieber.

Who's hungry?

Clint Eastwood Huge Stars Took Me to Dinner ... Guess Who Paid?!

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Do ya feel generous, punk?? Well, do ya?

4 ridiculously rich celebrities go to dinner after Day 1 of the Pebble Beach Pro Am -- Clint Eastwood, Ray Romano, Kenny G and Andy Garcia. Question is ... who picked up the check??

We got the guys leaving Il Tegamino after a long day of golf -- and they couldn't have been nicer ... especially Kenny G and Ray Romano.

Not only are those two crushing it in the tourney -- but Kenny also won a chip-off earlier in the day, earning $100,000 for charity.

So, we had to ask ... when 4 huge stars go to dinner, who pays?

It's a pretty great clip.

Lemmy All Systems Go For Tribute at the Rainbow

Motorhead frontman Lemmy is one huge step closer to returning to his favorite watering hole again -- his life-sized bronze monument is now fully funded.

TMZ spoke to artist Travis Moore who says he's already started work on the tribute that's going up at the Rainbow Bar & Grill in West Hollywood. Travis, a die hard Lemmy fan, agreed to waive his artist fee -- but a crowdfunding page was started to pay for materials.

As of Wednesday, they've got $20k!

On Wednesday, Travis started assembling an 18-inch clay miniature which will be used to model the final 6 foot tall sculpture.

And here's a bonus for all crowdfunding donors -- the owner of the Rainbow tells us their names will be plastered in the club, right behind bronzed Lemmy. They're aiming for a May unveiling.

#RockGodsLiveForever

Snoop Dogg Hey BK Employees Let's Slang Wieners

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Snoop Dogg can make even the most mundane tasks awesome ... so Burger King knew he was the perfect pitchman to explain their hot dogs in a new employee training video.

We got our hands on the internal video being shown to all BK employees introducing them to "Grilled Dogs," which are set to debut later this month.

We're told BK has their employees watch videos on all menu items ... and execs wanted to add a fun twist to pump everyone up.

Unfortunately for BK employees, Snoop's title of "Grilled Dogs Training Ambassador" is only ceremonial ... so don't get too excited for smoke breaks.

See's Candies Jewish Guy Sues Your Valentine's Boxes are a Kosher LIE!!!

See's Candies has screwed with Jewish tradition by advertising its Valentine's Day boxes as kosher, when they're strictly for the goyim.

Avi Weiss, a Jewish man who keeps kosher, claims in a new lawsuit he wandered into a See's shop last month looking for some kosher sweets. He says the box was specifically advertised as "kosher certified." Check out the lower left corner of the display above the stacks of boxes.

Now here's where it's a little weird. Avi never explains how he knew the candies weren't kosher. He doesn't say if he ate them nor does he say what gave the unholiness away.

Avi DOES say kosher certified products "command a premium in the marketplace," and because the boxes aren't kosher he overpaid.

His is a class action suit, for all the upset Jews who are left holding the box on Valentine's Day.

Peyton Manning 1st Super Bowl Victory Kiss ... From Papa John!

Peyton Manning and the Papa John's guy really are tight ... 'cause the pizza mogul swooped in and gave Peyton a victory kiss ... before Peyton's wife!

As the Broncos sealed their victory Sunday night, Papa John ran over to his most famous pitchman with a special delivery ... a kiss on the QB's cheek.

Saucy!

Lisa Vanderpump Kitchen Fire at Famous Restaurant

Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant PUMP had some surprise patrons Friday morning -- LA County firefighters who rushed in to put down a kitchen fire ... TMZ has learned.

Fire department sources tell us they arrived around 11 AM and quickly put down a small smoldering electrical fire that was contained within a wall. It caused no injuries or major damage.

'RHOBH' and "Vanderpump Rules" fans know PUMP well, and as a result ... it's also become a big tourist stop. We're told they'll be open for biz tonight ... if you can get a reservation.

Abby Lee Miller Warring Over $5 Deal ... I'll Insta-Bomb On You, Pizza Hut!!

10:30 AM PT -- We checked and the Pizza Hut Abby called does not offer the $5 flavor menu -- it's a national deal, but individual stores don't have to honor it.

Abby Lee Miller treated a Pizza Hut manager like a pre-teen girl in a tutu -- unleashing her social media soldiers on the guy after an argument over her order.

The "Dance Moms" instructor went ballistic Thursday night when she called a PH in Santa Monica to place an order. Our well placed pizza sources tell us Abby was put on hold, like anyone else might be.

When a PH employee got on the line, we're told she inquired about the "$5 pizza deal" ... but when the employee didn't know what that was, Abby got pissed and asked for a manager.

We're told the convo got heated. Abby claims PH hung up on her, and then she hit the nuclear button -- posting the store's phone # to her 2 million Instagram followers, asking them to call "the idiot who keeps hanging up on paying customers."

Our sources say the store was flooded with calls until closing, and it was so bad they had to stop answering the phones. We're told PH has been reaching out to Abby, asking her to take down the post as they're concerned it will continue to screw up business, but she hasn't responded.

BTW, seems Abby was asking about the $5 flavor menu. The lady knows her pizza!

'Bev Hills Nannies' Star Claims Valet Hocked Loogie ... Led to Hospital Visit

"Beverly Hills Nannies" star Ari Bellamar claims she wound up in the hospital after a valet attendant went ballistic and spit into her family's car.

Ari says the nasty run-in went down outside Dan Tana's, the famous Italian restaurant in West Hollywood. After dropping their car off at Dan Tana's valet, Ari and her family decided to hit up a different restaurant right next door for takeout.

She says when they came back their car was blocked and the valet attendant was pissed they didn't eat at Dan Tana's. Ari claims he body checked her husband and then hocked a loogie into a napkin and threw it inside their car as they drove off.

Ari is 4 months pregnant and says the stress made her start spotting so much, she was admitted to a hospital. The baby is okay, but Ari's husband has filed a battery report with cops.

Dan Tana's says the valet is not its employee, but works for an outside company.

Aaron Rodgers Fancy Date Night In Bev Hills

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When you're in a $110 million contract -- you go to the finest restaurants.

Just ask Aaron Rodgers ... who went out to dinner Monday night with his GF Olivia Munn at Mr Chow in Bev Hills ... one of the most expensive Chinese restaurants in town.

We're sure he'd rather be in San Fran right about now ... but date night with your smokin' hot girlfriend at Mr Chow ain't exactly a bad way to spend a Monday night either.

'RHONJ' star Teresa Giudice I'm Cookin' Now!!!

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'RHONJ' star Teresa Giudice is all business and gives very little away for free.

Our photog got her outside The London in NYC Tuesday and asked the most basic of questions ... what she ate on her first night of freedom.

We know this much ... the recipe's in her new "Skinny Italian" cookbook.

Teresa and husband Joe are still hustling to pay the rest of the restitution since Joe is headed off to prison soon.

She's trying hard to become richer than her recipes.