Greene Can't Sprint Past Hollywood Doorman
Maurice Greene holds several world records, two Olympic gold medals and was just on "Dancing with the Stars." What he doesn't have: The clout to get past the douche doorman who's already denied Chuck Liddell, Seth MacFarlane and a Barack look-alike.
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Hough: Yeah, I Went Toe-to-Toe with Sapp
Derek Hough admitted he and Warren Sapp had a tussle on the set of "DWTS" -- but Derek explained to us how he was able to pull off being a little guy and the bigger man at the same time.
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Braxton Skipped 'DWTS' Finale Over Cancer Scare
Toni Braxton was noticeably absent from the finale of "Dancing with the Stars" -- and it was a brush with cancer that kept her from performing.
TMZ has learned Braxton discovered a lump in her breast before she was set to appear on "DWTS" and was told she had to have it removed immediately. Rather than have the surgery right away, Braxton chose to wait until after she was eliminated from the show. Luckily, it turned out to be benign.
Braxton was still recovering from the surgery when last month's finale rolled around, so she didn't perform.
Steve-O -- Jackass in the Ballroom?
Have you ever watched "Dancing with the Stars" and thought to yourself, "Man, this show needs a guy who will staple his testicles to his thigh"? Well your wish just might come true.
TMZ has learned Steve-O (who has been sober for nine months) has verbally agreed to appear on the show next season -- and has even auditioned.
Nothing is set in stone yet -- "DWTS" usually unofficially books several stars and then makes the cut down right before they make the official announcement.
A rep for "DWTS" told us, "We never comment on casting rumors, true or false."
Dick Van Patten -- Ache is Enough
The "Eight is Enough" pop says he wants on "Dancing with the Stars" -- and he's already got one of the prerequisites covered: Hospital tags.
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Cloris Leachman -- Slippery When Wet
Cloris Leachman had to be carried out of Blvd 3 last night -- but this is the one time we don't think drinking was a factor.
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David vs. Goliath on "DWTS" Set
There was an explosion of anger a few days ago on the "Dancing with the Stars" set.
Our sources say it all went down when the remaining professionals and celebs were rehearsing for the group dance that aired last night. Warren Sapp showed up several hours late for rehearsal. When Sapp finally arrived mid-rehearsal, he began complaining he was having a hard time following the routine.
Several dancers complained back that it was Warren's own fault for getting there late. At that point, Sapp snapped, throwing Derek Hough against the wall. Now get this -- all 97 pounds of Derek wouldn't back down.
We're told there was a stand-off in the dance room until they both cooled off and went back to rehearsing.
UPDATE: Derek tells TMZ, "This has been blown way out of proportion. Warren and I exchanged a few words at rehearsal that lasted seconds. The idea that Warren would do physical harm to me or anyone is outrageous. We've all become good friends during the season."
Amber Alert Issued for Lance Bass
Has a member of the lollipop guild gone AWOL?!
Oh, wait. It's just Lance Bass in an extra special nuclear shade of orange for the "Dancing with the Stars" finale.
Spray 'em if you got 'em.
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"Dancing" Puts 911 On Hold!
There have been so many injuries on "Dancing with the Stars," the staff has started to take 911 operators for granted. Check out the call a staffer made after Jeffrey Ross' partner poked his eye. Who puts 911 on hold to take another call?!!
Aretha Franklin -- Dancing with the Diva?
Rolling with an entourage of six large gentlemen last night at The Ivy, it's easy to see how some people would consider Aretha Franklin a diva -- and by "some people," we mean the staff at "Dancing with the Stars."
The Queen of Soul is set to perform on the show tonight, but sources there tell TMZ Aretha has quite the list of demands. Among them, we're told Aretha has requested the air conditioning be turned off whenever she sings and we're also told she was adamant about switching up her song at the last minute ... but even if it is "diva" behavior, does it really matter?
Note to "DWTS" staff -- she's ARETHA FRANKLIN. She can do whatever the hell she wants.
Now somebody go get her a big mac.
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Cody Linley -- Cutie to Douchey on "DWTS"
The kid bro of "Dancing with the Stars" -- Cody Linley -- has gone from boy wonder to ... oh boy.
"Perhaps there was a touch of the diva there all the time," a show staffer tells the Chicago Sun-Times. "But it sure has come to the surface now -- in a major way. He's always whining about something or someone." As for reports of on-set boozing or happy hands, sources say it isn't so.
But resentment still lurks: "After working with him for a couple months, you learn he isn't sweet at all."
"DWTS" Injury Bug Spreads Again
There must be something in the bronzer over at "Dancing with the Stars."
Multiple sources tell TMZ dancing pro Kym Johnson now has an injured shoulder, but it won't keep her from performing tonight.
It's unclear how she hurt it, but it may require surgery down the road.
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A Pink Slip for Karina Smirnoff
Karina Smirnoff from "DWTS" should have partnered up with some double-sided tape last night. But we're not complaining.
Maurice Greene Gets Deflowered
Maurice Greene left the Coco de Ville solo last night -- but that didn't stop one pushy flower lady from trying to hook him up with one of the many "bitches" waiting outside.
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Julianne Hough Blasts Her Peeps Over Cyst
Julianne Hough just blogged her management wanted her to lie about her medical condition.
Hough says: "It turned out I ruptured a cyst that was on my ovary." But she claims "my management and the other people around me were trying to think of something else I could say that was wrong with me, but I was like, don't worry. I want to be a good role model."
Hough's future on this season's "Dancing with the Stars" is uncertain. She'll be operated on soon.
Julianne Hough Way More Than a Stomach Ache
TMZ has learned Julianne Hough will announce tomorrow the ailment that sent her to the emergency room last week was more than a stomach ache -- it's an ovarian cyst.
We're told she will have surgery to remove the cyst and that she'll have her appendix taken out at the same time (unrelated to the cyst).
No word on when the surgery will take place or if Julianne will remain on the show this season.
UPDATE: Julianne's official site now says: "Julianne Hough, Mercury Nashville recording artist and two time 'Dancing with the Stars' champion has been diagnosed with Endometriosis and will be undergoing minor surgery to remove her appendix. Hough experienced mild stomach pains last week and was taken to Cedars Sinai medical center. After consulting with her doctor, this course of treatment was recommended. Hough will address the surgery on Monday night's 'Dancing with the Stars' where she'll perform with celebrity partner Cody Linley.
Endometriosis is the development of uterine-lining tissue outside the uterus on the surfaces of organs in the pelvis or abdomen where they are not supposed to grow. It is a common medical condition found in 5-10% of women of reproductive age around the world."