Hubby to Mel B -- Suck It In, Sister!
Guess who slept on the couch last night? Melanie Brown's husband Stephen "Not Really A" Belafonte.
When the photogs wanted a shot of Mel outside the Waverly Inn in a skin-tight dress, Belafoolish yelled out some posing instructions that a husband should never give his wife.
Evander's Liquid Diet
Evander Holyfield has pulled a Bill Clinton, who famously translated the word "is". Evander now says there's a difference between being "broke" and "not liquid".
"I'm not broke. I'm just not liquid," the ex-champ tells the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, insisting he didn't "blow" the hundreds of millions he scored in the ring.
His lawyers claim the 109-room mansion is no longer up for auction. Maybe he sold more of those "Real Deal" grills.
Evander made nearly $250 million from his fights over the last 24 years. And that doesn't include AFTRA scale for "Dancing."
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Holyfield Goes Belly Up
Evander Holyfield made over $200 mil in the ring ... and probably another 10 grand or so on "Dancing with the Stars." So shocker -- seems he's broke.
Evander's home has gone into foreclosure and it's going on the auction block. On the home front, he's being sued for allegedly defaulting on a $550,000 landscaping bill. And, baby mama Toi Jenese Irvin is taking him to court for $6 grand in back child support.
Evander's rep was mum.
Stacy Keibler's Breast Reduction
Spies on Scott Caan's upcoming film, "Mercy" tell us Stacy Keibler lobbied hard for a scene in which she would expose her breasts.
Then the unthinkable happened! Director Patrick Hoelck nixed the idea!
People on the production team were stunned, lobbying Hoelck for a change of heart. And finally, Hoelck saw two really good reasons why he should change his mind.
Keibler now realizing her rack's worth said no way and declined the role completely.
The role has since been given to a no-named actress. Her name? Not Stacy Keibler.
Kitson to Monaco: Let's Get Ready to Rumba
So maybe you thought that ol' Kelly Monaco dropped major coin for the dress she wore on at last week's "Dancing With the Stars" finale. Turns out, it's actually trendy Robertson shopping enclave Kitson that'll be paying the price.
Like most stores in L.A., Kitson loans out clothes to freeloader celebs as long as they come back damage-free within 48 hours. We hear the disco diva's peeps arrived at the store in a panic five hours before the finale, desperate to find something for her to wear. Per their agreement, the store loaded them up with $6,500 worth of free dresses.
Little problem: TMZ has learned that her manager returned most -- but not all -- of the clothing a week late, and not only that, the dresses were "completely ruined." Apparently Kel wore another one of the dresses to party it up on her birthday in Vegas. Kitson says the dresses are "filthy and definitely not in sellable condition." Furthermore, they claim Monaco's people have refused to pay for the damaged dresses.
A rep for Kelly did not return our call for comment.
Indy Winner: Trading Stick Shift for Sequins?
Helio Castroneves paved the way for all race car drivers-turned-dancing queens on "DWTS" -- so is Scott Dixon, this year's Indy 500 winner, gonna follow in his flitting footsteps?
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Mario and Karina's Nip Slip Dip
"Dancing with the Stars" real-life couple Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff have two left feet -- when it comes to water sports.
While attempting to pick up Karina in the ocean off Miami Beach, Karina's top, er, dropped. Don't expect to see them on "Synchronized Swimming with the Stars" anytime soon.
'Dancing' Party Popped by Police
Every lapdance Sting takes. Every move Shannon Elizabeth makes.
If you're at danceboy Derek Hough's b-day party at The Bank at the Bellagio in Vegas, we'll be watchin' you.
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Kristi Wins "DWTS" with All the Fix-Ins
In an ending as easy to predict as Star Jones' marriage, Kristi Yamaguchi walked away with the "DWTS" crown last night. Did you honestly think Penn Jillette, Steve Guttenberg or Adam Carolla would win?
When we asked judge Bruno Tonioli if the show was fixed for Kristi, he took us to task for even suggesting it. Uffa!
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Kristi Yamaguchi: Triple Putz
When "DWTS" winner Kristi Yamaguchi said last night she'd never had to think about the position of her feet before, she forgot where ice skates went all those years.
Were those triple salchows just luck?
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Taylor to Teammates -- See You in Vegas, Bitches!
If Jason Taylor wants to pretend his football career is as important as his new Hollywood one, he's going to have to try harder.
According to his blog, Taylor says he'll miss the Miami Dolphins' mini-camp in lieu of "some things" he's gotta do in L.A. But a source tells us the baller/dancer is confirmed to show up at Mark Ballas and Derek Hough's joint birthday party in Las Vegas this weekend.
We called Taylor's rep to check if he has any legitimate Hollywood business to take care of this week, but they never got back to us.
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Ballas to Dude: Lick Me Baby One More Time!
We were trying to ask Mark Ballas about the whole gay stereotype thing with male dancers, but his manager kept licking his ear and kissing him on the cheek.
But really, what are the odds that all the pros on "DWTS" would be straight? On TMZ TV tonight.....why it's not a coincidence. Check local listings.
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Cristian de la Faker?
Cristian de la Fuente has been accused of faking his injury on "Dancing With the Stars" -- and last night's episode might be the proof.
Watch this clip from last night's episode closely -- Cristian's arm brace jumps from his left arm (the one he "injured") to his right. Is it just bad editing (his tattoo is always there)-- or is the soap star doing his best acting job yet?
'DWTS' Gives Free Table Dance to Audience
Shannon Elizabeth should throw another hissy fit -- because Bruno Tonioli should have been voted off this week.
The "DWTS" judge just couldn't let the contestants get all the attention, and decided to hop up on the judge's table during a break for an impromptu dance routine.
The crowd loved it -- the other judges bailed as soon as "the fever" hit Bruno.
De la Fuente de la Sued ... Again
Bad things come in threes if you're Cristian de la Fuente. Example A. Example B. And now C ...
Another lawsuit has surfaced involving "DWTS" Fuente -- this time, a lady name Jasmaine Chatman is claiming the dancer "tampered with (her) vehicle" in early March. She suing him for $5,000 for "damages, storage fees, car rental, lost time at school."
Cristian's rep declined to comment.
Note: Cristian's name is misspelled in the lawsuit, but an amendment was filed earlier this week to correct the mistake.
"DWTS" Couple Alert ... Maybe
A TMZ fan snapped this photo of Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth in the streets of New York today.