Coachella

Drake fulfilled every young man's fantasy (in 1985) of making out with Madonna, but it's 2015 and he looked disgusted by the whole thing.

Madge made a guest appearance Sunday night at Coachella during Drake's set. She did a few songs and then went in for the prolonged kiss ... as Drizzy just sat there.

Check it out ... it sure looks staged. In fact, Madonna recently said one of her dreams in life was going on a date with Drake and kissing him. That said, he sure looks disgusted afterward.

Bradley Cooper got pretty cozy with ex-GF Suki Waterhouse Saturday at Coachella, and by the looks of it old habits die hard.

Bradley and Suki were together for 2 years, until they split last month. But it seems they were feeling the music.

Bradley also met up with Clint Eastwood, the director of his movie, "American Sniper" ... chowing down on pizza.

Coachella hotness is not just for kids ... check out exhibits A and B.

EXHIBIT A: Alessandra Ambrosio brought the girls to the concert Saturday and left her kids at home. She's 34, and lookin' mighty fine.

EXHIBIT B: Fergie showed off a nice piece of lace as she had fun in the sun. Again, 40 looks amazing.

Justin Bieber plus Coachella equals raging your face off ... is what you would think, but this video from inside a Coachella party is about to prove otherwise.

Sources at the dFm House tell us the Biebs showed up Friday afternoon with a small posse which included Vine star King Bach and headed straight for the piano.

We're told Justin's security asked everyone except a few of JB's buddies to clear a room in the estate. It's unclear what he performed because of the stereo blaring over his concerto ... still Bieber did his best piano man impression for about 20 minutes before heading out.

It's a long weekend and we're sure he will make plenty of time to rage his face off too.

Patrick Schwarzenegger was all smiles at Coachella Friday ... Miley Cyrus was kinda smiling too, but it seems they were in a different zip code.

Patrick was front and center at the H&M party, mugging with a random dude, while Miley was in a studio with producer Mike Will.

Seems a little strange. Coachella is the place we expected to see the 2 of them together.

We've gotten them together 2 times since Patrick's epic Spring break trip to Cabo and they seemed tight enough.

Kendall Jenner is painfully white, and we're not talking skin tone.

Check her out doing what looks at first like the Monster Mash Friday at Coachella. The moves changed, but not necessarily for the better.

Kendall was there with some chick friends ... no trace of Justin Bieber.

Kylie and Kendall Jenner have two words for Selena Gomez -- GOOD RIDDANCE -- because as far as they're concerned ... Selena's the toxic one in their lives, not the other way around.

TMZ broke the story ... Selena cut ties with the Jenners after Coachella because she associates them with all the trappings of Hollywood excess -- drugs, booze, drama -- and she considers them a distraction from her real passion ... music.

But sources close to the Jenner girls tell us, Selena has it twisted -- not only do Kendall and Kylie eschew drugs and alcohol ... they believe Selena's the real drama-obsessed party girl. After all, she's the one who's been to rehab.

We're told things came to a head at Coachella -- Selena had a paranoid meltdown over Justin Bieber, accusing him of hitting on other girls ... and they all had a falling out.

And the Jenners aren't the only ones who've accused Selena of being a bad influence -- as we reported, even Justin blamed their relationship issues on her drinking problems.

Selena Gomez has turned her back on former BFFs Kendall and Kylie Jenner because she wants to focus on what's really important -- MUSIC -- and thinks the Jenners are nothing but a toxic distraction ... sources tell TMZ.

Sources close to Selena tell us, the singer had an epiphany after Coachella last week -- where she was surrounded by booze and drugs while hanging with the Jenner girls, Justin Bieber ... and all the hangers-on that come with them.

We're told Selena's sick of that scene -- so she's decided to cut out what she considers the biggest sources of negativity ... Jenner girls included.

Selena made the cut official, and public ... by unfollowing Kendall and Kylie on Instagram. She also deleted all her Coachella selfies with the sisters.

The Insta-purge continued ... with Bieber and a bunch of others getting dropped -- and, in fact, she's currently following ZERO people.

We're told Selena is determined to stay on the straight and narrow -- focusing on music and, get this ... going to church almost daily.

Makes ya think ... must've been one helluva party at Coachella.

General admission tickets to the annual festival cost around $400 bucks ... but V.I.P tickets -- which we're guessing they bought -- run for $800.

Must be nice.

We don't know for sure if Justin Bieber was stoned Sunday ... who are we kidding, he dropped more than $240 on fast Mexican food -- of course he was.

Justin and crew rolled up to celebrity hotspot Pinches Tacos on the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood on his way to Coachella and dropped $185 on a South of the boarder feast, consisting of:

-- 13 steak tacos
-- 9 chicken tostadas
-- 8 chicken tacos
-- 3 taco plates
-- 1 steak burrito
-- 1 chicken burrito
-- 4 orders of chips and salsa
-- 10 bottles of water
-- 9 Mexican sodas

Justin waited in a Mercedes van while someone from his crew picked up the grub and left a $55 tip, on Justin's credit card.

Ese Pinches Bieber.

Forget dancing lessons, Leonardo DiCaprio needs SPARRING lessons -- because his friend made easy work of him during a play fight at Coachella this weekend ... and the video is hilarious.

Leo was hanging with friends at Diddy's Revolt party Sunday -- we're told the boys got rowdy and somehow Leo ended up locking horns with a friend ... a friend who happens to have a background in MMA.

It's harmless roughhousing -- but Leo never stood a chance. He's lucky his friend didn't pull the "stop hitting yourself" thing.

Even Justin Bieber's hideous hat choices can't keep Selena Gomez away -- the two got up close and personal at Coachella this weekend, despite the fact that Bieber was literally dressed like a newborn baby at the beach.

Wearing sunglasses and a bonnet, Bieber stood beside Gomez during Jhene Aiko's set on Sunday -- and we're told they were hanging together all day. At one point, we're told Selena was sitting on Justin's lap.

It's definitely Justin in the photo too -- earlier in the day, he was wearing the exact same humiliating outfit onstage with Chance the Rapper.

We're calling it "90s street thug beach baby" chic.

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie don't look like people that recently separated ... instead, they were hanging together at Coachella this weekend looking every bit the married couple.

Duff and her NHL player hubby announced their separation back in January, but still managed to take a family vacation together over Valentine's Day (see below).

Perhaps this relationship isn't over until the divorce attorney sings.

One talks about Jesus, the other just looks like him ... but on Palm Sunday, Pope Francis and Jared Leto were joined together through the incredible power of the selfie.

Pope Francis was in St. Peter's Square -- a massive plaza located directly in front of St. Peter's Basilica in Vatican City -- greeting fans following a service for more than 100,000 people.

Meanwhile in Jerusalem at Coachella, Leto posed for photos with his many followers during the weekend festival.

All these photos are missing is a donkey and some branches.

Leonardo DiCaprio is good looking, an amazing actor and ... quite possibly the worst dancer at Coachella -- unless this video of him getting his groove on is someone else.

The video was posted online Saturday night -- it was later removed -- and appears to be 13 amazing seconds of Leo dancing terribly during MGMT's set.

We found it hard to believe it's Leo in the video ... but after searching through tons of photos he appears to have been wearing the same thing for most of the day.

It also looks a lot like his dance skills in "Wolf of Wall Street."

So, we gotta ask ...

The first couple of hip hop made their mark on Coachella Saturday ... surprising two different audiences with unannounced appearances -- and the hipsters went BONKERS!

First up, Beyonce ... who danced her way onto the stage during little sister Solange's set. However Queen Bey didn't grace the Indio crowd with a single note.

Next, Jay Z ... who rapped alongside his former nemesis Nas for a few minutes -- then made his swift exit from the festival.