Capri Anderson Let ME Roast Charlie Sheen!

The porn star from Charlie Sheen's hotel meltdown STILL wants to embarrass and humiliate the Warlock -- and she's hoping she'll be allowed to do it by being on the dais at the "Comedy Central Roast."

Capri Anderson's manager, Gina Rodriguez, tells TMZ she's pushing hard to get Capri on the show ... and has appealed to the Roastmaster General himself, Jeff Ross.

Rodriguez says they approached Ross with the idea this week --and he told them he was "interested."

Maybe she'll present him with the watch she allegedly put in her vagina and smuggled out of the hotel room last year -- proving the point, it really can take a lickin' and keep on tickin'.

Charlie Sheen SINGLE Officially Goddess-less

Charlie Sheen is finally UNCHAINED -- because TMZ has learned, the Warlock's last remaining goddess just gave him the chop.

Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last week -- but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned ... because we're told, the actor DEMANDED she return the Mercedes he bought her.

According to sources close to the actor, Charlie brushed off the break-up, claiming it's "not a common thing for the Masheen!"

We're told Charlie's penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries -- Mexico, Australia, and Colombia -- the very night Kenly walked out.

Charlie Sheen's Ex Bree Olson Count Me in For Ashton's 'Men'

If you thought porn star and former goddess Bree Olson would boycott "Two and a Half Men" -- now that her ex-BF Charlie Sheen is officially out and Ashton Kutcher is in -- think again.

Of course, when has Bree ever said no to two (and a half) men?

Ironically, she was pretty tight-lipped about her upcoming Playboy spread.

Charlie Sheen's Ex-Goddess -- It's PLAYBOY Time

Charlie Sheen's former goddess Bree Olson dolled herself up yesterday for a classy nude photo shoot for Playboy ... TMZ has learned.

Moments before the shoot, Bree tweeted the above picture with the caption "So EXCITED!!!"

Bree -- who dumped Charlie Sheen last month via text message -- reportedly swore off the adult industry after she started dating the Warlock ... but now that the relationship is over ... it appears she's easing up on her no-adult policy.

So far, no word on when the spread is set to hit the shelves.

Bree Olson Pleads GUILTY In DUI Case

Charlie Sheen's former goddess Bree Olson pled guilty to a driving drunk charge this morning ... stemming from her arrest in Indiana back in February.

According to INCNow.tv, Bree struck a deal with prosecutors ... in which she will serve one year of unsupervised probation if she completes an unspecified amount of community service and stays out of trouble. Official sentencing is set for May 3.

As we previously reported, Olson was arrested on one misdemeanor charge of operating a vehicle while intoxicated after crashing her car on Feb. 3.

Charlie Sheen Dumped Via Text Message

Charlie Sheen is down a goddess -- he revealed last night during his tour stop in Ft. Lauderdale that Bree Olson broke up with him ... via text message. Ouch!

By all accounts, the show went well -- Sheen had a few guests on stage ... including Dennis Rodman (see below). Charlie even offered up a few words of wisdom for Lindsay Lohan: "I would hug her and let her know it's gonna be ok."

Sheen's next tour stop is Tuesday night in Houston, TX.

Charlie Brings a Goddess To Court

Charlie Sheen is rolling the dice today, bringing his remaining goddess to court for his custody battle royale with Brooke Mueller.

Charlie was cool, calm and collected ... even fist-bumping photogs on his way into the L.A. County Courthouse this morning as the shutterbugs wished him luck.

Charlie is going for broke, asking the judge for full custody of twins, Bob and Max.

We're guessing Charlie wants to show the judge that goddess Natalie Kenly is just a normal chick who happens to be into 3-way relationships ... but only sometimes.

Sheen's Goddess Leaves Tour -- Vows to Return

Charlie Sheen is down to ONE goddess ... because TMZ has learned goddess #1, Bree Olson, has left the warlock and returned home ... again.

Sources close to Bree (pictured left) tell us ... the gang was in Toronto on Saturday morning, where Sheen had performed the night before, when Olson decided she couldn't hang with Charlie anymore ... and split.

As we previously reported, Bree left the gang back in March ... but reconciled with Sheen and rejoined the gang.

We're told Sheen's OTHER goddess, Natalie Kenly (pictured right), is still a member of Team Win.

UPDATE: TMZ just spoke with Bree ... who told us she DID leave Saturday morning -- but not for good.

Bree says she had to return home to Indiana for an upcoming court hearing stemming from her DUI -- but insists she'll be rejoining the tour as soon as the hearing ends.

Bree says, "I am 100% still one of Charlie's goddesses."

Charlie Sheen -- I'm Taking the Goddesses on Tour!

Charlie Sheen ain't just filling theaters across the country, he's also packing his hotel room -- we're told BOTH of the warlock’s precious goddesses will accompany him on his traveling show.

Sources close to the head G herself -- Bree Olson -- tell us she and fellow lady lover Natty Kenly will fly around with Charlie on a private jet from city to city ... shacking up with him in swanky hotels while he performs "My Violent Torpedo of Truth" around the country.

Thankfully, we're told they're not part of the act -- they're just going along for the ride ... to provide "support."

And you know what that means.

Charlie's Goddess -- I Don't Do It Without Condoms!

Charlie Sheen must have CLOSETS full of condoms -- because according to a recent PSA starring his porn star goddess Bree Olson ... she refuses to get down ... unless he straps up.

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It's all part of a safe sex campaign called "Get Rubber!" ... and Bree shot the promo clip less than a month ago -- her last appearance in anything porn-related since she unofficially retired from the industry last month ... pledging her undying loyalty to Charlie instead.

You seriously gotta check out this video -- it really aroused ... our interests. Thanks to ZZ Insider for the clip.

Charlie Sheen's Ex-Lovers to Reunite ... In Porn

Charlie Sheen might not be out of a job for long ... TMZ has learned he's been offered a job directing a porno that's slated to star THREE of his ex-lovers.

Vivid Entertainment head honcho, Steven Hirsch, fired off a letter to Sheen ... asking him to take the helms of an upcoming skin flick titled, "Two and a Half Women."

We're told Charlie's lady friend Melanie Rios is tentatively set to star in the movie ... along with Cassandra Cruz and Elizabeth Ann ... two porn stars who have each claimed to have had intimate warlock relations with Charlie in the past.

In his letter to Sheen, Hirsch insists Charlie would have full creative control of the flick -- "scenarios, positions, etc." -- and notes, "The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage."

No word on how much cash is on the table. So far, we're told Hirsch has yet to hear back.

Sheen's Goddess Gets 2-Day Trial in DUI Case

Bree Olson -- one half of Charlie Sheen's goddesses -- will get the chance to prove she wasn't driving drunk in Indiana last month ... but she'll only have two days to do it.

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TMZ has learned Olson -- real name Rachel Oberlin -- appeared in a Fort Wayne courtroom today and requested a 2-day trial to battle misdemeanor drunk driving charges.

As TMZ first reported, Olson was busted on Feb. 3 after allegedly crashing her Lexus ... and then blowing a .19 when cops arrived on scene -- more than twice the legal limit.

Olson's trial is scheduled for June 8 and 9.

Stay tuned.

Sheen's Goddess Branded with Charlie's Name

If Natalie Kenly ever forgets the name of the guy she's "dating," all she needs to do is look at her right foot ... and there is a tattoo of Charlie Sheen's signature serving as a reminder.

Kenly got herself tatted up last week with Charlie's John Hancock -- reasons unknown.

Trying to figure out why anyone in Charlie's world does anything is only going to give you a headache.

Charlie Sheen and His Goddess All Good

Charlie Sheen and goddess #1 Bree Olson are doing A-OK ... this after Sheen tweeted she had left him and he was now taking applications.

Sheen dropped the news last night, posting to his Twitter page: "Update: Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building..., We're sad.... Over it... Applications now being accepted! #winner"

But today, Charlie tells us, "She came back, my bad all good. Love her with the three parts of my heart."

We think that's a good thing.

The Goddesses Can Be Around Charlie's Kids!

Sources involved in the negotiations between Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen tell TMZ ... the goddesses are free to do what they do at Charlie's home when the twins are around.

There were reports Brooke Mueller did not want Bob and Max around the goddesses, but our sources say Brooke was never concerned about the two women being around the kids. Her concern was Charlie's erratic behavior and his alleged threats.

So ... as Brooke and Charlie memorialize their detente ... Natalie and Rachel (Bree Olson) are free to cavort around the toddlers.

Sheen's 'Goddess' -- Guitar Sesh w/ Ex-Korn Member

Whatever Charlie Sheen's "goddess" wants, Charlie Sheen's "goddess" gets -- and in this case ... it's guitar lessons from a guy who used to play in Korn.

Rob Patterson -- who currently plays with Filter -- met up with Natty Kenly at Charlie's house today ... to give her a lesson in finger play.

No word on whether Charlie paid for the private sesh -- but it's pretty clear ... he had to pull a few strings to make it happen.

UPDATE: Natty tells TMZ, "Rob is epic."