Tom Brady G.O.A.T. BOD on Beach Vacay w/ Gisele

Here's Tom Brady on vacation with his family in Costa Rica ... proving you don't have to be ripped to shreds to be one of the greatest athletes on the planet.

TB12 and Gisele took the kids to the beach over the weekend to relax and catch some rays -- with Tom hoping to even out his farmer's tan.

Obviously, Gisele looks incredible ... but what's new?

The two packed on the PDA -- kissing during a romantic stroll -- and, with exactly one week until veterans report to Patriots training camp ... Tom's gotta get it in while he can.

As for Tom's G.O.A.T. bod ... it's the result of hardcore training, muscle pliability routines and diet with the TB12 Method.

Yeah, there might be more ripped QBs in the league -- but Tom has said his body is built for success on the field ... not on the beach.

And, if you think Tom's worried about all the haters -- he's probably too busy focusing on other things ...

Iggy Azalea Big Booty Twerk-Out Sesh ... In See-Thru Pants

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Iggy Azalea is taking her twerk game to a new level -- this time, she's throwing around that donk in see-thru pants ... and the video is solid!

The "Kream" singer has been in a serious twerk phase for a while -- and she's putting in the work to get her booty-bouncing game on point.

In fact, she shook so much during a practice sesh on Monday night, she wore herself out ... but, as she noted, "Gotta practice ... the floors not gonna f*ck itself."

She's right.

Iggy Azalea Showin' Mo Bounce!! In Concert Rehearsal

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Iggy Azalea isn't just serving up her own ample ass ... this time, she's got a whole gang o' asses with her -- strictly for biz, of course.

Yes, here's Iggy's day at the office, rehearsing some moves for her song, "Kream" ... we're assuming for live performances. ZERO pretense here -- just a whole bunch of butts shaking, popping and clapping.

If you've seen the "Kream" music vid, the dance moves here aren't exactly a surprise, but they'll likely inspire you to grab some Iggy concert tix!

The only downside here is for Iggy's dancers. It's not like they can tell friends and family to check out their latest work. The camera angle reveals NO faces.

Still, impressive work ... even if ya can't ID 'em.

Stormy Daniels Strip Club Charges Dismissed

Stormy Daniels can chalk this one up as a quickie -- the charges from her Columbus, Ohio strip club arrest have already been dropped.

Prosecutors say the "touching" statute only applies to strippers who "regularly appear" at the establishment. Stormy was merely a featured guest dancer, so she's in the clear.

As we reported ... Stormy was arrested Wednesday night after motorboating an undercover police officer while performing at Sirens. According to police docs, Stormy put both hands on Officer Mary Praither's butt and breasts, and then put her breasts in the officer's face.

A judge has already signed off on the dismissal of charges.

Stormy's lawyer, Michael Avenatti, said the incident reeked of a sting operation. TMZ broke the story ... sources connected with the club tell us the undercover officers waited in the back of the club for Stormy to take the stage, appearing as if they were gunning for her.

However, police say they were there investigating complaints of alleged prostitution and drug activity. They say two other strippers, who were also arrested, were the first offenders -- with one of them motorboating and groping Officer Praither.

They say Stormy's touchy-feely performance came later -- around 11:30 PM -- and she actually motorboated all 3 undercover cops, not just Praither. After Stormy's performance, she and the other 2 were arrested at the same time.

Emily Ratajkowski What's Greek to Me ... More Hot Yacht Sunbathing!!!

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Emily Ratajkowski is sure somethong to look at ... especially in a tiny bikini hanging out on the front of a yacht.

Emily and a couple friends were out on the water Saturday on the Greek Island of Mykonos, and looked like they were having a real good time while catching some rays. The sun was out ... and so were Emily's buns.

She's been vacationing in Greece for several days now -- Gigi Hadid was with her last week -- and obviously ... she's enjoying her stay.

Gigi Hadid & Emily Ratajkowski Together in Greece ... That's Already a Yacht of Hotties

Gigi Hadid and Emily Ratajkowski certainly pack a punch while on vacation -- ya know, the old one, two ... as in one and two-piece bathing suits. Whew!

The two models were spotted among a bunch of other babes soaking up some sun on a yacht Sunday near Mykonos Island, Greece. Emily appeared a bit less shy at the front of the boat with her poses. Booty and middle finger out, her 2-piece on full display ... well done.

Gigi, meanwhile, was changing in the back -- slightly shaded, but still smokin'.

Unclear who offers the better view here ... it's all Greek to us.

Daphne Joy My Big Fat Greek Vacay!!!

Daphne Joy is getting her week off to a fantasstic start ... and we suspect yours just got better too.

50 Cent's baby mama took her talents to Poros, Greece, where she hopped on a luxury yacht and dipped her curvy bod in the oceans. Daphne's purple swimsuit definitely highlights her best assets.

It's unclear if she's vacationing with anyone, but if so ... they're damn lucky. No doubt, Daphne's hitting all the angles this summer.

Not unlike that time she got us coming and going in Miami.

Model Joy Corrigan Makes a Splash ... Just in Time for Summer!!!

Model Joy Corrigan is the kind of show-off we can get on board with ... especially when it involves several wardrobe changes.

Joy showed off her #SummerGoals body during a Poema bikini photo shoot down in Miami. She made a splash wearing a pastel-ish bikini, and not just literally. Joy -- who has also appeared on the cover of MAXIM in France -- changed into a burgundy outfit and that was also a hit.

Check it out ... her third outfit's most definitely a home run.

Blac Chyna and Amber Rose Divorce is Hard ... But, Chyna Ain't Gettin' Back with Rob!

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Blac Chyna is back on the market and letting everyone know by hitting up her BFF, Amber Rose, for a night on the town.

Amber and Chyna were like a dynamic duo leaving Bootsy Bellows Wednesday night in WeHo but, instead of wearing capes and fighting off bad guys, they looked like they were on a manhunt.

Chyna dumped her recent BF, YBN Almighty Jay, about a week ago after several months of dating because she caught him flirting with other women and thought it was shady. Amber confirmed her breakup with rapper 21 Savage in March.

While Chyna doesn't seem like she's taking a breather before finding herself a new man, there's always a chance she'll get back together with Rob Kardashian. LOL. Yeah, right ... and Chyna's thoughts exactly when we asked her the same thing.

Britney Spears Suffers Atomic Wedgie On Jet Ski

Britney Spears is learning a tough lesson ... jet skiing can be fun, but it can also lead to an inadvertent butt floss.

Brit was having some fun in the Miami sun Wednesday, and from the front she looked like she was maneuvering her ride like a pro. However, when she came to a stop, it was time to start the real work ... correcting a massive wedgie!

Hey, it happens to everyone ... but very few of us look as good as Britney when it does.

Kylie & Travis Grabbing the Goods ... If the Shoe Fits

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott went shoe shopping in NYC the day after the Met Gala, and it was a very hands-on experience for him ... just ask Kylie's ass.

The couple hit up Stadium Goods, which sells rare sneakers, and they couldn't keep their paws off each other, especially Travis ... who got a solid hold of Kylie's rear during the PDA sesh. KJ opted for the more traditional hugs and kisses.

They attended the Gala together Monday night hand-in-hand, and have been pretty much inseparable since their daughter, Stormi, was born.

BTW ... Travis turned 26 was last week, with mama and baby coming along for the ride. Looks like he's still enjoying a healthy serving of cake. Gotta love leftovers!

Bella Hadid & Hailey Baldwin Butt Buddies ... On Land And Water

Bella Hadid and Hailey Baldwin went sun's out, bums out while cruising around Miami on a luxury boat -- and got SUPER close once they got back on land.

Both ladies spent Sunday on "The Groot", the boat that belongs to nightclub owner David Grutman. Bella, Hailey and friends were hanging with Grutman and his wife ... when Bella decided to get real cheeky. She was definitely playing it up for the cameras, and showing everyone her weekend workouts are paying off.

After docking, they kept up the touchy-feely fun, as Hailey worked her lap dance skills for Bella. Check out the pics. You'll be a big fan ... of friendship.

Farrah Abraham Daughter Watches Butt Plumping ... Her Take on Child Rearing??

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Nothing says mother-daughter bonding like a trip to get butt fillers -- that is if you're Farrah Abraham who did just that with her 9-year-old daughter, Sophia.

The ex-"Teen Mom" shared a kinda graphic video of her butt getting pumped full of filler on Friday ... which in and of itself isn't shocking. The shocking part is little Sophia in the background recording her mom's posterior ... for posterity. Their 2 dogs were there, too, so Farrah made it a family affair.

Predictably, there's been immediate backlash for Farrah bringing Sophia to witness the procedure.

Farrah tells us, "This is non invasive, just like blood work or getting shots @Flawlessvegas did an amazing job and our children are curious so more power to Sophia learning about aesthetics & health."

That makes it seem like Sophia had a choice in whether to go. If ya believe Farrah ... maybe her daughter wants to be a doctor.

Kate Upton I Got Yer Spring Right Here!!!

Mother Nature's gotta take a back seat to Kate Upton when it comes to ushering in Spring ... unless, of course, Mama N has her own smoking hot set of lingerie pics. Yeah, didn't think so.

Kate slipped into a ton of different looks for Yamamay's Spring 2018 collection, but you can go ahead and pretend she did it for you. The floral prints and lace, in many different colors, should get you in the swing of the season ... even if the weather doesn't.

As Kate's hubby, Justin Verlander, would say -- play ball!

Sorry to bring him up.

Larsa Pippen Butt Flossin' Black Bikini in Miami ... Pre-Easter Cake!!

Before Larsa Pippen went egg huntin' with the kiddies on Sunday, she hit the sunny shores of South Beach to brighten up everyone's Easter weekend.

And yes, there was plenty of cake to go around.

No sign of Scottie or the kids ... but seems like Larsa was enjoying her solo outing.

The 40-something mother of 4 frolicked in the sand rockin' an itty bitty bikini ... looking absolutely incredible, as she usually does.

Take note, normies. Summer's almost here ... better lay off the Cadburys.

SI Model Samantha Hoopes Am I Making You Thirsty?

Samantha Hoopes got some tanning in at the beach and made sure to stay hydrated ... and we've learned her boyfriend might just have the best damn job in the world.

The Sports Illustrated and Carl's Jr. model hit the sand in Miami Saturday with her tech guru BF Salvatore Palella ... and glistened in her tiny maroon bikini. It looks like she applied plenty of sun tan lotion -- with Sal's help ... and we're not complaining.

Last time we saw Samantha she told us she needed to pack on some lbs. to land the next SI cover ... clearly it was just a joke.