Celebrity Boobs

Kate Hudson hitting a topless beach in Greece with her GFs sounds like the start of a beautiful thing -- and could have been ... if Kate understood how peer pressure's supposed to work.

Kate chose to keep her bikini top on, while her pals frolicked. It's unclear why she didn't let her girls run free -- maybe she spotted cameras nearby.

Hudson has been on vacation with her estranged hubby Matt Bellamy ... even though he's been hanging with a new blonde.

As for the beach -- we're pretty sure "When in Rome" applies, Kate. Even in Greece.

Mariah Carey will be the new face and new set of ample boobs for the ridiculously successful "Game of War: Fire Age"... TMZ has learned.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ ... producers of the mobile game have inked a 7 figure deal with Mariah, who replaces Kate Upton, in which the singer will shoot a 30 second commercial. We're told the shoot will last 2 days and the guy in charge is the director for "Terminator Genisys."

Mariah will do several other promotional shoots for the game, but the main thing is the commercial.

'Game of War' is a phenomenon, raking in $1 million a day.

Mariah is a bigger star than Kate Upton for sure, but it's something of a left turn. We're told one of the big selling points is that Mariah's music will be part of the spot.

Miley Cyrus might not BREAK the Internet, but her nearly bare nipples and crotch in Paper Magazine should make a nice dent.

Yes, the people who brought you Kim Kardashian's full frontal shots are back -- but this time Paper put just a little peach between your eyes and Miley's bits.

Miley's the cover story, and inside her nips are covered with peach paint. Her lady parts got a shade of pink ... paint. As for why Miles did the spread -- look under her left boob for the "Just Because" tattoo.

Celeb photog Paola Kudacki did the honors, and the creative director was Diane Martel ... who also did the wild visuals for Miley's Bangerz Tour.

Interestingly, Miley shares her cover with a pig. Kim's ass hogged the camera.

Farrah Abraham has to get something off her chest about Mackenzie McKee’s C-cup campaign -- buy your own boobs!

Our photog spotted Farrah sipping cocktails at the Mondrian Hotel in LA and asked about her fellow "Teen Mom" alum's breast implant fundraiser. McKee's asking for contributions toward her $5k boob job on MyFreeImplants.com. Last we looked she raised around $25.

Farrah threw some serious shade on Mackenzie, saying she's a mooch.

Instagram bombshell Abigail Ratchford just did a steamy shoot for Playboy, but if you want to see her bare it all ... you might have to wait a hot second.

Abigail's never posed nude before, but she does bring a lot to the table (yes, we're talking about her boobs) -- so Wednesday in Hollywood ... we had to ask if she's revealing all the goods in her Bunny spread.

Watch ... AbRatch plays it very coy, which is fine since you get to look at her in a very revealing top while she does it.

But here's the truth -- our Playboy-connected sources confirm Ratchford did a "Baywatch" themed shoot, but will NOT be topless or show any frontal nudity. Still, that ass is in play ... we're told.

Robert Pattinson ran the perfect distraction play on NYC photogs with the help a friend -- well, a friend's bare tatas, anyway.

R-Pattz and his posse were en route to gay hot spot Escuelita Sunday night when a bunch of paparazzi started shooting pics and video -- but one of his quick thinking gal pals set up a diversion by flashing her cans.

So, did her boobs get the job done? Check out the vid. Either way, we give her and Pattinson an 'A' for even calling the pick play.

Mackenzie McKee wants to turn her mosquito bites into mountains…and, best of all, she wants you to pay for it.

The "Teen Mom 3" star has started a fundraising page on MyFreeImplants.com -- a kickstarter of sorts for boob jobs (who knew?).

According to her crowdfunding profile, McKee – a self-proclaimed fitness nut -- feels going under the knife will make her body “more proportionate” and help her take home gold at fitness and bikini competitions. She's looking to upgrade to a full C cup.

Also, it can't hurt that estranged husband Josh is out of the picture ... since he'd put the kibosh on her boosting her rack.

Mackenzie already has Bev Hills surgeon Dr. Neal Handel on standby -- but she still has a looooong way to go. As of now, she's only tallied up about $20 of her $5k goal.

Carmelo Anthony's wife La La just totally one-upped the basketball star's promise of a Knicks championship ... by promising the whole world a look at two even more coveted trophies ... her boobs.

La La sat down for an interview with "The Breakfast Club" where she talked about a milestone in her exploding acting career -- an upcoming episode of the Starz show "Power" where she has her first sex scene.

That's when Charlamagne Tha God jumped in ... asking La La if the love scene would feature any 'freeing of the nipple' on her part ... to which she very gleefully answered, "Yes."

Porn star Bonnie Rotten showcased the laws of our land better than any stupid attorney ever could -- by showing off her breasts all over New York City.

Bonnie was actually shooting a spread for Inked Magazine ... and took full advantage of the New York state law that allows women to go T-O-P-L-E-S-S in public.

Even though the heavily tatted Bonnie is a west coast chick -- she seemed to adapt very quickly to the Empire State's more liberal view of boobs.

Also obvious in this video ... all of Manhattan adapting to their view of Bonnie's boobs. Especially the tourists.

Courtney Stodden has a million dollar money maker -- so says Vivid Entertainment boss Steven Hirsch ... who's seen her sex tape and is now willing to put his money where her hoo-ha is.

When TMZ broke the story that the 20-year-old's solo vid was getting shopped around ... Hirsch said he was impressed by what he'd seen. Now we know just how impressed.

Hirsch fired off a letter to Courtney offering her $1 million to lock up exclusive rights. The letter hints at bonuses ... saying there's potential for her to make even more than the mil.

Ball's in her court now -- but we're guessing she's on board, and reached that decision in less time than it took for you to read this sentence.

See ya at the AVNs, Courtney.

L.A.'s world famous Venice Beach is thiis close to letting chicks go topless -- and even better news ... smoking hot Joanna Krupa is backing the push show to flaunt her front.

Still, JK's afraid there could be a little downside to this. We can't see any ... but watch her try to explain.

Someone posing as Safaree Samuels is tweeting out extremely NSFW pics of his ex, Nicki Minaj ... but the rapper is adamant ... he's got nothing to do with it.

A rep for Safaree tells TMZ ... he'd never do anything like this, and he's doing everything he can to shut down the tweeter behind it. The photos -- some in highly sexual situations -- started going out on Wednesday ... from a Twitter handle extremely similar to Safaree's.

Just so fans know ... the real @IAMSAFAREE has around 143k followers -- while the faker posting the pics has just over 3400.

As for whether the pics -- especially the graphic ones -- are legit? Safaree's rep says he doesn't know. We're told Safaree's moved on after the difficult break up with Nicki, and now just says ... it is what it is.

Rihanna went out to dinner Tuesday night in Santa Monica and it's a safe bet whoever was sitting across from her had a hard time keeping eye contact.

RiRi hit up one of her fave spots, Giorgio Baldi -- where no shirt and no shoes equals no service -- but no bra means ... you're V.I.P.

Courtney Stodden had a serious wardrobe malfunction ... her top didn't fly off as planned, so she just jiggled it away.

It's so thirsty it's almost endearing. Courtney was throwing a football in Marina del Rey Monday and you see the disappointment in her face when her bikini top misses its cue.

Watch the video -- in fact watch it several times -- as Courtney vigorously shimmies it off.

Once it falls, you hear her feign shock in her finest Valley "Oh my Gaud!!!"

Even if you're not a fan, she definitely deserves the boobie prize for this stunt.

Coachella hotness is not just for kids ... check out exhibits A and B.

EXHIBIT A: Alessandra Ambrosio brought the girls to the concert Saturday and left her kids at home. She's 34, and lookin' mighty fine.

EXHIBIT B: Fergie showed off a nice piece of lace as she had fun in the sun. Again, 40 looks amazing.

Here's international supermodel Irina Shayk ... showing off her INSANE physique during a beach trip in Cancun, Mexico.

The 29-year-old's bikini top battled heroically to stay in position as Irina splashed around in the surf ... and while there were several close calls ... it ultimately emerged victorious.

Of course, Shayk recently broke things off with her longtime soccer superstar boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo -- who's gotta be kicking himself right now ... or banging someone else.