Celebrity Boobs

Brandi Glanville's nipple was never supposed to make an appearance on the season finale of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ... so says the network.

Our production sources tell us their people QC'd the video and never saw areola ... they swear. It's a little weird, since Kim Richards called it out earlier in the scene saying, "Before you go any further, your nipple is hanging out."

Our sources say there were hours of footage for the scene, and it just ... well, you know, slipped by.

We're told Bravo is re-editing the scene for re-runs, and as you know, they run endlessly.

Amber Rose has an ass that just won't quit ... getting Photoshopped -- and here's a little before and ass-ter to prove it.

Amber posted a bunch of Instagram shots from her day at the beach in Hawaii -- and everything was so smooth. But then we got some paparazzi shots of her ass -- it's hard to miss -- and these pics are straight outta dimpleville.

Truth is Amber's in good company -- even Beyonce's been busted multiple times altering pics.

And say what you want about it, but that booty trapped Kanye West AND Wiz Khalifa.

Respect.

And from the no-filters-required department ... we offer these. On fleek.

Bravo is pushing the line for basic cable, because Brandi Glanville's nipple made air.

It happened on the season finale of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" Tuesday night. Brandi got into it with a few of the girls, and then Kim Richards crowed, "Before you go any further, your nipple is hanging out."

This clearly wasn't a mistake, since the show was edited and Kim's remark was right there for the editors.

Nicki Minaj didn't get pissed when a female fan grabbed her ass onstage, she got even … with a handful of the fan's boob.

Minaj was performing in Frankfurt, Germany over the weekend when she brought up the fan ... who figured, "What the hell" -- and grabbed Nicki's famous cakes with everything she had.

Watch how Nicki played it cool -- this ain't her first rodeo -- and props to her well-endowed fan too.

Nicki later tweeted, "She wanted to get it poppin so I got it poppin right back. I'm not kidding. Tittieez on fleek."

Go play, kiddo ... mommy's wabos are out -- is what we imagine Alessandra Ambrosio shouted at some point during her topless photoshoot slash family outing.

The Victoria's Secret supermodel brought the girls out in Malibu Thursday. She also brought her fiance, her son, and her daughter too.

Of course, she still looked fine as hell, it's just ... her son walking into the shot does change the mood quite a bit.

Hint: Cover up the kid with your hand. Muuuch better.

We gotta ask ...

A popular Nickelodeon cartoon featured full-on big, exposed boobs ... and Nick has yanked it from the air.

The topless cartoon chick was in the background of the March 5th episode of "Oggy and the Cockroaches."

One parent whose child spotted the XXX pic on TV tells us he was extremely unhappy and was forced to have a female anatomy talk with his 8-year-old son. It wasn't fun.

We called Nickelodeon for comment. So far, no word back, but it looks like they know ... the episode has been pulled from Nick's site.

I tawt I taw a puddy tat ... or something like that.

If this is how Carl's Jr. babe Charlotte McKinney plans to rehearse for her upcoming gig on "Dancing With the Stars" -- there's at least a chance we might be interested in that show again.

Hint for the 'DWTS' wardrobe department -- save the bikinis for Charlotte, and keep them away from Redfoo ... at all costs.

Of course, it's easier (and hotter) to just watch her burger spot instead.

Beyonce was bouncing all over L.A. ... because her tatas went commando while house hunting with Jay Z.

Shopping for a new home can be liberating -- and it certainly was for Bey's girls ... which got some freedom and sunshine during a lunch break at Gracias Madre in West Hollywood.

As we've reported ... Jay & Beyonce have spent several months searching for the perfect L.A. house to purchase and make their West Coast HQ.

Just a feeling, but something's gonna open up for them soon.

Paris Hilton's ENORMOUS boobs are fake, but not surgically fake.

Paris will not speak out publicly about her breasts, but we know the deal. Paris says privately she's had no surgery, no stem cell treatment, no artificial enhancements whatsoever, and she's annoyed people think she'd mess with her breasts.

So what is it? The new "Paris Hilton Push-Up Bra" ... and after meticulous research, our photo dept. analyzed Paris' boob pics -- and it appears she's a truth teller.

Nothing to see here folks ... except boobs.

Hey Rory ... you seein' this?

Check out these pics of tennis superstar Caroline Wozniacki -- featured in her very own spread in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

It seems Wozniacki's really let loose since golfer Rory McIlroy broke off their engagement last year -- she's been on several girls-only trips with her BFF Serena Williams ... and started posting all sorts of hot bikini selfies.

And now she's upped her game in the new SI pics ... even showing off her ass.

Caroline isn't the only athlete in the mag -- UFC badass Ronda Rousey also got a spread.

Stay tuned for those, but in the meantime ...

Former Playboy centerfold Kristina Shannon fell HARD multiple times, and damn near spilled right out of her top during a wasted night on the Sunset Strip.

Our photog caught Kristina mid-tumble as she was leaving the famed Chateau Marmont Thursday night -- and her poor friend was struggling to keep Shannon upright.

One half of the Shannon twins did manage to tell us about her new twins -- she says she got new boobs ... which she proceeded to flaunt, but that's not even the best part of this video.

Dr. Robert Rey is now killing two birds with one scalpel, if you will -- giving his patients bigger breasts without implants, and instead using unwanted fat and stem cells to get the job done.

The "Dr. 90210" star says he's doing implant surgery less and less these days -- and now up to 85% of his patients are opting for the stem cell breakthrough to naturally boost their racks.

It's pretty damn amazing ... watch the clip -- Dr. Rey explains how it works, and why he thinks it's better.

BTW ... this got us thinking about Paris Hilton -- who posted a revealing cleavage shot this week, but won't say if she had a boob job. God knows she could afford a few stem cells ... we just don't know where she'd get the unwanted fat.

Paris Hilton hasn't been very open about alleged massive changes to her boobs ... luckily her robe is plenty open.

While she's refused to talk about her chest ... she's still sharing A LOT of it in this super hypnotic selfie she posted.

Either Paris is REALLY good with makeup -- there's a lot of it in the pic -- or those whappers are doctor-enhanced.

Sure, her boobs were out ... but was it technically cleavage?

The gambling website that hosted the Katy Perry Super Bowl halftime boobs bet says the debate is raging in their office ... so they're just gonna pay EVERYONE!!

We broke the story ... BetOnline.ag hosted the bet and gave the following odds:

"Yes" is -500
"No" is +350

Translation -- if you bet "no," $100 gets you $350. If you bet "yes," you need to wager $500 to earn a measly $100.

So, when Katy dropped the flame outfit and switched to the chestier beachy look, you'd think it would be a victory for the pro-cleavage bettors.

But a rep for the gambling site says some people in the offices argued that since the boobs weren't pushed together, there was technically NO cleavage.

So, the decision was made ... the site has decided to pay BOTH SIDES of the bet.

Bottom line -- when it comes to Katy's boobs, there are no losers.

Chelsea Handler believes the God to whom you pray doesn't matter ... one thing's universal ... men of all faiths can appreciate a nice rack.

Handler has two things that can bring Jews and Muslims together and they're both on her chest ... she posted the topless Instagram pic -- with Star of David pasties -- while vacationing Wednesday in Israel.

This isn't her girl's first rodeo -- she swapped the camel for a horse and out-chested Vladimir Putin -- and pants also seem optional.

Katy Perry's boobs could make you A LOT of money -- because they've just become the focal points of a new Super Bowl prop bet ... TMZ Sports has learned.

The cyber-gambling site BetOnline.ag is offering up a bet -- where you can place money on whether you think Katy will show cleavage or no cleavage during her Super Bowl halftime show.

Right now ... the odds are STRONGLY for boobage:

"Yes" is -500
"No" is +350

Translation -- if you bet "no," $100 gets you $350. If you bet "yes," you need to wager $500 to earn a measly $100.

Some other prop bets?

-- The coin toss
-- Color of the Gatorade thrown on the winning coach
-- Hoodie type worn by Bill Belichick (sleeves vs. no sleeves)
-- Katy Perry's wardrobe at the beginning of Halftime (pants vs. shorts vs. dress or skirt)
-- Length of the National Anthem

... and get this -- you can bet on who Barack Obama will pick to win the Super Bowl.

Good luck.