Robin Thicke's 19-Year-Old GF Couldn't Wait to Get Naked
Robin Thicke's nude girlfriend likes being ... nude.
April Love Geary is only 19 ... she couldn't even do this legally until a year ago. Butt clearly she couldn't wait to bare arms, and legs and ...
We got our hands on modeling pics April took with famed photographer Neave Bozorgi, who has an eye for very hot young women.
It's unclear whether Robin saw the pics before he began dating April, but if he did, it's kinda like test driving a Porsche ... once you get behind the wheel, you just gotta have it.
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Neymar's GF The Topless Beach Romp
Here's proof Brazilian that superstar Neymar is winning at everything (besides the World Cup) ... his (reported) GF Serbian model Soraja Vucelic topless on the beach in Montenegro.
Soraja, who was Playmate of the year Serbia in 2011 (hey, it still counts) and Neymar have apparently gone public with there relationship recently posing for pictures together on social media.
In fact, Neymar is rumored to be so hooked on Soraja that he recently sent a private jet to scoop her up and deliver her to Barcelona before his team played in a huge soccer game against rival Real Madrid.
Judging by what we're seeing in these pictures, we can't say we blame the guy.
BONUS: Soraja bounciness on a segway below ... you're welcome.
Instagram's Best Busts GUESS WHO!
Even though the world has been suffering from a serious case of booty-fever... lets not forget the other half of the complete-curve ratio -- to help restore your mammary memory check out some of Instagram's best boobs and see if you can guess their famous owners!
They're kinda like butts... on the front... with nipples.
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Kim Kardashian Fully Nude Meet My Vagina ... Again
Kim Kardashian just revealed the whole enchilada.
More pics just surfaced from the Paper Magazine photo shoot with famed photog Jean-Paul Goude. The pics were taken in Sept. during Paris Fashion Week.
We've learned this pic was taken after the now-famous ass photo, when Kim decided to put everything on display.
As we reported ... this is Kim's last stand before getting pregnant again, which she plans to do shortly.
Her big thing was to show the world how she bounced back after giving birth to North West.
WARNING: Graphic Photo, but hey, it's artistic. CLICK HERE to see the uncensored photo.
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Chelsea Handler Vladimir Putin Can Show Off His Cans ... But I Can't???
Chelsea Handler blasted Eastern and Western culture all at once ... skewering Putin and Instagram for crass boob censorship.
Handler posted the pic with the caption, "Anything a man can do, a woman has the right to do better. #kremlin" ... but it got removed.
She then posted a screenshot of the Instagram post to her Twitter page, writing, "Taking this down is sexist. I have every right to show I have a better body than Putin."
Better body?
But the real question is ...
Beyonce Take A Look At My Doppelhängers!
Sorry, Internet ... that's not Beyonce topless at the beach -- no matter how much you want it to be.
Photos started circulating Tuesday morning ... showing a woman who looks a lot like Bey flaunting yellow bikini bottoms, and nothing else. Just fully exposed whoppers.
However ... we've got an eye for this stuff, and dug into the archives to discover the woman in the pics is actually ex-Big Brother U.K. contestant Rachael White -- and the photos were shot back in 2011.
Beautiful Liar.
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Coco Austin I See Your Mozart Boobs ... And Raise You Two
Coco Austin has a message for the Internet's Mozart boob girl -- and it's that her chesticles are every bit as musical!
Ice-T and Coco were out in NYC and we asked her about viral sensation Sara X -- who famously bounced her breasts to a Mozart beat -- and Coco responded the best way she possibly could. Just watch.
Coco did tell us she thinks Sara's video could actually spark a huge modern day renaissance for Mozart. Can't hurt boobs either. Not that they need any help.
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Andre Berto The Best Breasts In Hollywood Belong To ...
Andre Berto knows all about knockouts ... but the boxing stud says he knows a little something about knockers too -- telling TMZ Sports there's one pair in Hollywood that stand out above the rest ... BY FAR!!
Berto was at Greystone Manor in L.A. this weekend when our photog asked him (in honor of breast cancer awareness month) who has the wappiest wappers in all of Tinsel Town.
Check out the clip -- anyone expecting Berto to pick one of the usual suspects might be a little surprised ... 'cause the woman he "Singled Out" is no "New Kid On the Block."
FYI -- Those were like, hints.
Mozart Classic Recording Sullied With Boobs
Mozart just rolled over in his grave ... but don't worry, it was only because this video made him really excited.
Thanks to the awesomeness of the Internet some chick named Sara X took to YouTube to show off an amazing talent ... bouncing her boobs to the tune of a song with no hands.
This time, she chose the Mozart classic "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" -- and it's AWESOME!
Have you seriously not started watching this video yet?!
Shame on you.
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'Total Divas' Star My Boobs Almost Fell Out AT WRESTLEMANIA!
"Total Divas" star Ariane Andrew still frets over her turnbuckle pads slipping off DURING a WrestleMania match ... but her co-star Rosa Mendes has the solution to her dilemma.
The WWE stars were leaving Kitson with their fellow Diva Alicia Fox when we asked if they'd ever had a wardrobe malfunction in the ring ... not surprisingly, both Rosa and Ariane pled guilty.
Luckily, Rosa has the trick for making sure it doesn't happen again -- one celebs use all the time on red carpets.
Just watch the video ... the girls are super hot.
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Candice Swanepoel Topless, Topless, Topless TOPLESS, TOPLESS
Did we mention Candice Swanepoel is topless in these photos on a black sand beach in Hawaii?
Oh, she's wet too.
Happy weekend!
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Oktober-Chest GUESS WHO!
Before we say "tschüss" to another year of Oktoberfest we are putting your bavarian boob knowledge to the test -- can guess which stars are the proud owners of these oktober-breasts?!
Prost!
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Aretha Franklin Rolling in the Cleav
Even Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin needs support from time to time.
'Retha's making headlines for her amazing cover of Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" -- and she was showing off her ball gown swag Monday in NYC after taping an episode of "The Late Show with David Letterman."
She's a natural woman.
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3-Boobed Woman A FAKE!
The woman claiming to have 3 boobs is A FRAUD ... A FAKE ... and ironically what exposed her lie is a crime someone committed against her.
Jasmine Tridevil has been making the rounds, claiming she got plastic surgery to net her an additional boob.
But we got a document from the Tampa International Airport Police Dept. describing a baggage theft. According to the doc ... someone stole a bunch of luggage off an American Airlines conveyor belt, including a black nylon roller bag.
Cops caught the thieves after IDing them with surveillance video. The black bag belonged to Tridevil, but before she got it back it was inventoried by police as part of the case against the crooks.
Guess what was inside the bag? "A 3 breast prosthesis."
BTW ... she told cops the prosthesis was valued at $5K.
The boobs are perfect, but she's a little crooked.
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Jasmine Tridevil TV Anchor Pervs Out Let Me See Your 3 Breasts ... AGAIN
The woman who claims to have had a third breast surgically implanted on her body showed off the goods ... but not nearly long enough for the TV anchor who was interviewing her.
Jasmine Tridevil told WTSP in Tampa (of course she's from Tampa) she had the surgery to become famous ... and recorded it for a self-produced reality show she hopes to sell.
Jasmine's third breast ...
Local Emmys, here we come!
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Nicki Minaj BamBOOBles Her Ass Critics
Nicki Minaj knows the game ... you want people to stop talking about a bizarre photo of your booty -- you gotta give 'em a perfect pic of something else. Hmm, half-exposed yabbos oughta do it.
Anacondas like those too