Celebrity Boobs

Nicki Minaj attempted to erase the bizarre butt cheeks image Friday night in France ... by flashing a whole lotta underboob.

Minaj hit up Club 79 in Paris after a surprise appearance at Beyonce's concert ... and it was clear the singer was trying her best to distract the attention away from her ass ... for once.

In case you missed it ... N.M. performed at the "Fashion Rocks" event Tuesday in NYC and during the gig photogs snapped an awkward shot of her glutes.

A couple of ice cream cone pasties were all that stood between Miley's nipples and her crew as they cruised into an Alexander Wang after party.

Miley rolled in to the event with Tyga, Kendall and Kylie Jenner and others -- but everyone else was boring and, y'know .. fully clothed.

It's back-to-school season which means Summer is officially over -- but before you go and buy pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING... take a magical trip through the last few months and soak up all the sexiest pics to hit social media.

Rita Ora slipped into the sexiest body suit since Catwoman ... and took it for a stroll around London Wednesday.

Hear ye, hear ye ... Cersei Lannister doth FINALLY have permission to stroll the streets of King's Landing in her birthday suit -- but her majesty hath some holy guidelines that must be followed.

By order of the Croatian film commission, Cersei ... played by Lena Headey ... now hath the green light to walk the streets of Dubrovik in the nude -- as long as she never sets foot in a church.

As we doth previously reported ... Church of St. Nicholas officials proclaimed the royal breasts could not be unleashed on their property ... where the highly anticipated scene was to be filmed.

We're told the film commissioners changed their initial ruling ... upon realizing how much pleasantry "Game of Thrones" doth bring the townspeople. It also brings in a lot of copper pennies.

Game of Thrones usually delivers boobs by the bunch, but now it might be forced to hold back the pair viewers most want to see ... and it's all God's fault!

The plan was for Lena Headey to get nude at a church, but Cersei Lannister's fans better start praying hard ... 'cause right now the good church folk ain't down for naked knockers.

The most coveted boobs on TV may stay covered ... and you can blame the church.

Everybody -- actually 90% of men based on Kinsey and probably 40% of women -- are drooling at the prospect of ogling Cersei Lannister's royal cans.

Here's the problem. The scene calls for Cersei -- played by Lena Headey -- to walk out of a church and onto the streets of King's Landing in the buff. The scene is supposed to be shot in Dubrovnik, Croatia, where the church has a lot of power and a rigid policy against public displays of sexuality.

We're told the local film commission will not give producers a permit to shoot the scene because they take their cue from the church -- in this case the Church of St. Nicholas.

Sources tell TMZ ... they can't cut the scene because it's crucial to the story line and it's an iconic moment from the book.

So far ... producers haven't figured out a workaround ... and Hail Marys probably won't do the trick.

Dr. Gerard Butler displayed his vast knowledge of the female anatomy ... by administering a mammogram in a public parking lot.

Butler was in Malibu this week with an unidentified smoke show when he started exploring inside her bikini balloons -- following up with a tush grab.

Lacey Wildd -- the reality TV star who recently underwent her 36th plastic surgery -- squeezed herself into a pink bikini Friday on a beach in Florida.

Wildd is a 46-year-old mother of six (let that sink in) and has had 12 boob jobs alone ... going from an A-cup to the ridiculous LLL-cups she flaunted today.

She's been on TLC's "My Strange Addiction" and is set to appear on the new E! series "Botched."

As far as those shows are concerned, Wildd's a natural.

Heidi Klum nearly posted one of the best photos in the history of Instagram ... if only designer Zac Posen had kept his damn hand to himself.

Klum, wearing nothing but a pair of tiny panties, posted the photo with the caption: "@zac_posen ....I need something to wear for tonight's @projectrunway @lifetimetv."

Whether it be from the side or from the front, who doesn't love boobies?

Lindsay Lohan served up her side-boobage while on the beach in Ibiza -- while Chrissy Teigen and Lady Gaga opted for a cleavage-bearing tops while out and about (separately) in New York City.

Gravity ... it's undefeated.

Kate Walsh went to Disneyland, but it's hooters that ended up making her day -- as she cupped a pair of boobs on Splash Mountain.

The "Private Practice" actress kept her hands well inside the log flume over the weekend -- and showed full support for the knockers seated in front of her during the ride's signature drop.

Kate seemed unimpressed with the rack, but maybe she's just felt 'em before. Turns out the chick is a friend of hers.

Caution: Riders may get wet.

Ray J is facing a sexual battery charge over that Bev Hills arrest in May, and now we know it's all because there's a big difference between grazing ass cheeks and grabbing boobs.

Ray allegedly went up top -- even though cops originally said it was a case of butt-brushing. How those body parts got confused ... is really confusing.

Wearing a tiny pink bikini, 43-year-old Denise Richards showed off her fantastic body ... looking as if "Wild Things" came out last week and not 16 years ago.

When you factor in she's had two kids ... and had to deal with her Charlie Sheen drama ... it's even more amazing.

Jenny McCarthy is not spending time in a dark living room ... crying over her "View" firing. Quite the opposite ... she's giving strippers a run for their money.

Jenny hit up a cabaret show in Miami over the weekend after performing at a comedy show and her boobs were in full blossom, though not as much as the day before, when she showed up at a pool party in Vegas.

And she showed up Monday on Howard Stern's show.