Selena Gomez My Boobs Are On The Up and Up

There are at least two reasons to love Selena Gomez today because TMZ has confirmed the following about this much discussed top-heavy photo: THEY'RE REAL!

Ever since Selena was spotted in NYC this week looking perky and free -- there's been rampant speculation about a possible boob job. But sources extremely close to SG's tank top tell us the assets are original issue ... and not enhanced in any way, shape or insanely good form.

Upon much closer inspection of the entire set of pics (we love our jobs) -- Selena's chest was merely bouncing while she walked. The camera just caught her chest on an upstroke.

You may now return to life.

George Clooney's Ex From Yachts to Life Rafts

George Clooney's former girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis is a little dingy ... and so is the boat she rode in on.

It's a far cry from yachting with George in the South of France. Elisabetta and her boyfriend, orthopedic surgeon Brian Perri, puttered around a lake in Alghero, Italy during the 4th weekend.

Not to rub it in, but she's on the type of boat George would send to shore for a champagne run.

Halle Berry The Slippery Nipple

What's the greater miracle ... an astronaut getting pregnant after spending a year alone in space ("Extant" ... coming soon!) ... or Halle Berry's nipple somehow popping out of a dress that seemingly appears nip-slip proof?

Nipples always find a way.

Jennifer Lawrence May the Bras Be Never In Your Favor

Jennifer Lawrence showed up Monday to the Christian Dior show for Fashion Week in Paris and while her dress photographed well from the front ... we prefer the view from the side.

The "Hunger Games" star is hot from all angles.

Khloe Kardashian My Ass, her Boobs Let's PARTY!

Khloe and Kim Kardashian were in a horse race Friday night ... each clearly trying to take the evening with assets that are undeniably spectacular.

Khloe and French Montana got nice and cuddly sailing on the Utopia III in NYC on the Hudson River ... to celebrate K.K.'s 30th birthday ... and her incredible ass clearly made some partiers go full mast.

And then there's Kim ... whose boobs could save perhaps a dozen lives in a nautical emergency.

Oh yeah ...Kris, Kylie and Kendall Jenner were there too.

Now that's a party we could get behind.

Chrissy Teigen She's Flying Air Eola!

Chrissy Teigen must not have wanted her bra to set off any security alarms at the airport, that’s the only reason we can think of why she left it at home!

We could explain to you in detail what her boobs look like with no bra, in a see-through white shirt, swinging their way through LAX ... but it’s better if you just watch it yourself. Trust us.

Courteney Cox A Body to Scream For

Courteney Cox just turned 50.

Damn.

Brazilian Playboy Model Check Out My World Cups!

Smoke show Ana Braga hit the beach in Miami, proving there is at least one Brazilian on the planet NOT obsessed with the World Cup.

The bikini model who was once featured on the cover of Playboy Venezuela ... supported her futbol team Tuesday -- the same day they played Mexico -- by wearing a super teeny tiny g-string bikini.

Considering the Mexico match ended in a 0-0 tie ... Ana might need to wear even less for Brazil's next game.

The World Cup is awesome.

J.Lo & Kim K. Two OTHER Ways To Judge & Objectify Them

We always talk about Kim Kardashian and J.Lo's backsides (for VERY good reason) -- but it's finally time we appreciate their front sides too ... and we don't mean their faces.

Yes, both legends of the ass game put the girls on display for a good old fashioned ... BOOB-OFF!

Kim K. vs. J.Lo Let's Debate the Front for a Change ... Shall We?

With their equally legendary backsides already enshrined in the Hall of Fame, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez each wore outfits on Monday that showed off their commonly overshadowed cleavage.

First we have Kim (left) in New York City after having dinner with her sister Kourtney, and then J.Lo (right) appearing on 'The Tonight Show.'

The question is ...

Better Boobs?

Kim Kardashian Screw Kanye's Bonnaroo Gig Check Out My Boobs!

Kanye West may have been the headliner at Bonnaroo Friday night in Tennessee ... but Kim Kardashian's mom boobs totally stole the show.

Kanye returned to the annual festival last night with his new bride in tow -- and Mrs. West's rack was proudly on display while 80k people watched Yeezus perform.

According to reports ... Kanye stuck to his normal schtick during the gig -- ranting about how he wants to become a timeless icon like Walt Disney and Shakespeare.

With boobs like that, Kim might beat him to it.

Tamara Ecclestone Feast on These!

Smoking hot British socialite Tamara Ecclestone looked delicious hanging out on the beach in Monaco this week ... and even let her girls out for a little air. Click here for the revealing photo!

'Famous in 12' Girl My Boobs Are Real And They're Spectacular!

"Famous in 12" chick Jameelah Artiaga wants to set the record straight about her boobs ... they're 100% real -- even though tons of people online think she's got fake knockers.

Artiaga says her size 32DD tatas are far from fake ... and she doesn't understand why so many people on Twitter accused her of having implants after the show's debut.

Jameelah adds, "I've worn the same bra size since I was 16!"

@FN12Jameelah
and her family are part of TMZ's experiment -- to see if a family desperately seeking fame can move to Hollywood and achieve their goal in 12 weeks. It airs Tuesdays on the CW at 8 PM.

Scout Willis Nips Out For the Cause

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s daughter got some stuff off her chest in New York City -- her shirt, her bra ... and any sense of shame

Scout Willis went topless in public as part of the #FreeTheNipple campaign -- to which we say ... #PleaseDo!