The Breast Moments in TMZ History

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THE BREAST MOMENTS IN TMZ HISTORY
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TMZ cameramen have been very fortunate to capture some very lovely ladies on video -- and some of those ladies are ... shall we say ... very blessed.

Check out this roundup of some of the best moments in boob history ... and don't be afraid to stare.

Kate Upton My Boobs Are An Optical Illusion

Kate Upton took a fashion risk Wednesday night at a New York Fashion Week event at The Plaza Hotel.

Is it just us or does one look bigger than the other?

Kate's boobs

Katy Perry Why Isn't Anyone Staring ... At My Hands?

Katy Perry left her handprints outside the famed Chinese Theatre in Hollywood on Tuesday night -- not that anyone noticed.

Nice pair.

Best Combo Ever Bambi And Boobs

Bambi found a new friend to play with ... and we can only assume that the name the forest animals gave her was Plumper.

Can't help but feel a little jealous of Bambi in this video.

Rita Ora Star-Spangled Nipples

Rita Ora put her love for the good ole U.S. of A. on full display ... on her nipples.

Ora fell 48 stars short of a true American flag salute after her Wednesday night show at the El Rey Theater in L.A. -- though we doubt she heard a single complaint about it.

Perhaps next time ... Rita can take a few pasty pointers from Miley Cyrus, who definitely wore them better last night on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

They are a party in the U.S.A.

Christina Aguilera I Used to Be Dirrty ... And I Still Can Be

Just when you thought Christina Aguilera's days of showing off her tiny physique were behind her -- the 34-year-old mother of two flashed almost ALL of her still hot bod with a topless photo.

Sporting just pink panties in the pic ... Xtina captioned it, "Felt like it was time to start sharing some personal stuff with you guys."

If this is what she has in mind ... we couldn't agree more.

Kourtney Kardashian You Attract More Flies With Honey ... And Boobs

Kourtney Kardashian displayed an unusual amount of cleavage (for her) as she and the rest of the Kardashian clan went out for lunch after catching a show Sunday afternoon in Los Angeles.

Kourt is not one for such a revealing look, normally that's Kim ... but she was the conservative one for a change.

Nothing says "open for business" like an open blouse.

XXX Star Wild Ride in Airliner Cockpit

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A former Playboy model who used to strip on webcam claims she was invited into the cockpit of a jumbo jet filled with passengers and cavorted with the pilot for hours.

Chloe Khan, whose stage name is Chloe Mafia, says it happened 2 years ago but no one knew about it until now. She tells us she was about to board an international commercial flight from London to JFK when the pilot spotted her and "gave me the eye."

Chloe claims she was sitting in her seat with her friend, and after the plane reached cruising altitude a flight attendant came up to them and said the pilot wanted to see them in the cockpit. She says she brushed it off and stayed in her seat, but 10 minutes later one of the pilots came out and personally invited her and her friend in the cockpit.

Chloe says she was in the cockpit with her friend for hours. She says one of the pilots said if anyone complained about their presence it was tough luck because they make the rules.

She says one of the pilots said he met his wife by inviting her into the cockpit and they've been married for 20 years.

As crazy as the story sounds, there's video.

We tried contacting the airline ... so far no word back.

Kendall Jenner I Got a New Accessory ... A Nipple Ring!!!

Kendall Jenner is officially attached ... to a nipple ring!

It was semi-apparent when the 19-year-old walked the red carpet before the ESPYs. There was a faint trace of what looked like metal balls in the nipple area.

Our Kardashian sources say it's the real deal. The 2 balls that were evident are the ends to a bar that goes right through her left nipple.

Turns out Kendall is following in her little sister's footsteps. Kylie got her piercing earlier this year.

Kim Kardashian In Hindsight, I Love My Butt Crack

Kim Kardashian has second thoughts about her nipples and butt crack, because the pictures that made her hysterical in 2010 she now views as a badge of honor.

Kim posted this pic for throwback Thursday, from her W Magazine shoot back in 2010.

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Kim went all hysterical on an episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," which aired in 2011, saying she was betrayed by the mag and they promised to cover her butt crack and nipples.

A few dozen nude photos really changes things, right?

Kendall Jenner How Can You Be So Braless?

Kendall Jenner played '60s revolutionary -- ditching that far-too-traditional women's undergarment known as ... "the bra."

A dangerously flimsy and low-cut blouse is all that stood between Kendall and the paps Tuesday in West Hollywood.

Her sister Kim would have a harder time keeping everything in place, if you catch our meaning.

Mariah Carey's New BF You Motorboatin' Son of a Bitch

Mariah Carey's billionaire boyfriend went full throttle on his yacht -- getting a face full of her cleavage, and proving the old adage ... it's really good to own a yacht.

James Packer was putting on a motorboating clinic while MC chilled on his vessel. As we've been reporting, they've been cruising around Italy all week, and there's already talk of marriage.

If this up close look at the family jewels doesn't close the deal ... nothing will.

Nice full court press, Mariah.

Kim Kardashian Meet My TWINS

Kim Kardashian touched down in New York City flaunting the must-have maternity accessory of the season -- all seasons, really -- enormous boobs.

Although she doesn't typically sport the same style twice, we've seen this look on Kim before -- in 2013, when she was pregnant with North.

Kim is apparently going through morning sickness, tweeting Tuesday morning, "Wait wait wait I thought this nausea thing was supposed to be gone by now!!!! UGHHHHHH"

KK isn't due until some time in December. As a famous fisherman once said, "We're gonna need a bigger bra."

'Breaking Bad' Star Models R.J. Titty

Here's R.J. Mitte walking the catwalk for Vivienne Westwood in Milan.

Rack 'em up, Walt Jr.

Kate Hudson On Topless Beach! ... Punks Out

Kate Hudson hitting a topless beach in Greece with her GFs sounds like the start of a beautiful thing -- and could have been ... if Kate understood how peer pressure's supposed to work.

Kate chose to keep her bikini top on, while her pals frolicked. It's unclear why she didn't let her girls run free -- maybe she spotted cameras nearby.

Hudson has been on vacation with her estranged hubby Matt Bellamy ... even though he's been hanging with a new blonde.

As for the beach -- we're pretty sure "When in Rome" applies, Kate. Even in Greece.