Celebrity Boobs

Doing her best Minka Kelly impersonation, Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley's daughter Alexa Ray Joel showed up to a fashion show in NYC on Thursday ... and proved she's not the girl she used to be just six months ago.

The 27-year-old has grown into quite the woman.

There's no way this is real -- just two months after Gisele Bundchen popped out a baby girl ... the Victoria's Secret supermodel whipped her hair back and forth in Hawaii ... LOOKING LIKE THIS.

While every other new mom on the planet has been contemplating excess skin removal surgery, Gisele and her supernatural genes basked in the Hawaiian sun Thursday.

Gisele gave birth to her and Tom Brady's second child on December 5 -- a daughter named Vivian Lake Brady.

Memba when TMZ published those pics of Kate Upton in a really tiny bikini in the middle of Antarctica??? Turns out we TOTALLY SCOOPED the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition's cover!!!!!

Ooops!!!

Earlier today, the super-secret cover was leaked to the Internet ... featuring Kate in the middle of the frozen antarctic tundra ... a shoot they TRIED to keep under wraps.

We published the pics back in December, right around the time they were shot -- when the temp dipped down to 35 BELOW.

But Kate braved the elements like a stud -- and it totally paid off.

And now we have another reason to look at our candid shots from the glacial "set" ... as if we really needed one.

It's pretty much freezing everywhere else on the planet ... but this weekend in L.A. it was in the 70s -- and "Shahs of Sunset" star Mercedes "MJ" Javid took full advantage of the warm weather.

Not wanting to waste a moment of sunlight, Javid stepped out in her natural habitat on Sunday -- a hotel pool -- and sunned herself in a wild bikini.

Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful.

Kim Kardashian's unborn kid is proving to be a big star ... as the growing fetus made a splash by bulging out of her belly on Wednesday.

With her lovely girls also on display and busting through her sheer tank, Kim and her baby bump went for a late prenatal workout in L.A. last night.

She's barely been famous for a week ... but "Big Rich Atlanta" star Ashlee Wilson-Hawn is already in the middle of a naked photo scandal ... TMZ has learned.

Ashlee -- a former Miss Georgia Teen -- is warning media outlets that topless photos of her that are being shopped were NOT released with her permission ... and she's threatening to SUE anyone who publishes them.

We're told the pics were taken during a recent modeling shoot -- and feature a topless Ashlee doing that whole "I'm covering my boobs with my hands so you can't see my nipples" pose.

But Ashlee's rep tells TMZ ... the shoot in question was NOT meant to be a topless thing ... and if anyone has shots of her bare breasts, they were certainly ill-gotten.

The rep explains, "In the process of photo shoots, there is always the possibility of someone capturing photos that they shouldn't be taking as all models are seen in various states of dress during such events."

She continues, "Ashlee has never posed nude for a photo shoot and anyone that releases unlicensed and uncensored photos will definitely be sued."

And now ... here's Ash with her clothes on.

Halle Berry's rep tells TMZ, Peter Farrelly left out an important detail in the guacamole-boob story -- Halle didn't dunk her actual breasts in pulverized avocados ... they were prosthetics.

Halle Berry took her top off ... and dunked her bare breast into a bowl of guacamole on the set of "Movie 43" ... this according to the film's director.

Peter Farrelly revealed the boob-exposing bombshell during an "Ask Me Anything" session on Reddit earlier today ... when someone asked PF which actor surprised him the most on the set.

"I would have to say Halle Berry," Farrelly said ... explaining, "I was a little nervous about meeting her because her scene is so outrageous and I was afraid she might get on the set and balk."

"Not only did she not, but she thought the scene was too soft, and asked us to amp it up a little."

"We ended up coming up with a couple of things for her to do that weren't scripted, but were insane. To give you an example [her scene] is about a couple (her and Stephen Merchant) who play Truth or Dare on a first date. Among other things she ended up sticking her bare breast into a bowl of guacamole. She couldn't have been more fun to work with."

Kourtney Kardashian says she's super excited her sister Kim is with child ... because Kim will be able to use her mom boobs to feed Kourtney's kids ... in addition to her own.

Kourt appeared on the "Today" show this morning with Kim and said she's not weirded out by the idea of letting her kids suckle from multiple Kardashian teats.

Kourt explains, "That's what they did back in the day."

TMZ spoke with a rep for the La Leche League -- an international breastfeeding awareness group -- who says, while it's true wet nurses were used in the past, it's less common today "due to awareness of pathogens that can be transmitted in milk."

Fun Fact -- Salma Hayek used her mom boobs to feed a bunch of random babies in Africa a few years ago ... and didn't receive one single complaint from the babies.

"Park and Recreation" funny lady Amy Poehler arrived to the Golden Globes with her two lovely hosting secret weapons.

They're nothing to laugh at.

Here's proof Sofia Vergara really is a role model for her 22-year-old "Modern Family" co-star, Sarah Hyland.

Showing the first itty bitty signs of a baby bump, newly pregnant media sensation Kim Kardashian rocked a sexy strapless form-fitting blue dress to dinner in Miami this weekend.

There is one part of his body that Simon Cowell does not want to expose to the sun -- or photographers -- his luscious hairy man boobs.

While soaking up the rays on a yacht in St. Barts, "The X Factor" king kept it demure by making sure his masculine buxom boy-breasts were always covered up.

Sofia Vergara's strapless gown lost a New Year's Eve fight -- but every guy in the party won when one of her glorious boobs popped out of the dress in the middle of the scuffle.

Sofia and her fiance Nick Loeb were partying inside the Miami nightclub Story when the pushing and shoving started -- reportedly with some people at a table next to theirs.

Sofia jumped in to try to break up the fight, got bumped to the ground ... and that's when her gown -- which was already holding on for dear life (below) -- released its precious cargo.

The "Modern Family" star wasn't hurt in the brief melee ... but Nick reportedly suffered a few bruises while struggling with security.

Leonardo DiCaprio is clearly enjoying his single status and partied it up on a yacht with a bunch of hot bikini babes in Australia over the holiday weekend.

Along with all the sexy chicks -- some of whom were topless -- the 38-year-old "Django Unchained" star also hung out with his wingmen Jonah Hill and Lukas Haas.

Up until around two months ago, DiCaprio was dating Victoria's Secret supermodel Erin Heatherton.

Former "Hills" star Audrina Patridge is selling her bikini-clad body (again) -- stripping down for a smoking hot 2013 swimsuit calendar -- and TMZ has every month's picture.

Trust us, it's awesome. In fact, it has everything you could ever hope for ...

Audrina's boobs ... check.
Audrina's boobs oiled up ... check.
Audrina's boobs by a pool ... check.
Audrina's boobs on a chair ... check.
Audrina squeezing a dog in her boobs ... check.