MJ Memorabilia Company -- Majorly T'd Off

Michael Jackson's likeness is at the center of a serious turf war -- and now an official MJ merchandising company is trying to squash a website for getting all up in their t-shirt bidness.

Bravado International -- which was empowered by the MJ estate to be the exclusive merchandising company of MJ memorabilia -- filed papers in L.A. federal court yesterday, claiming Emoda.com has been selling MJ t-shirts without permission.

Now Bravado is on the rampage and wants to clean out their tiny competition -- demanding three times the site's profits from the t-shirts, plus hundreds of thousands of dollars in damages.

Jason Alexander 911 Call -- 'A Cyclist Just Got Hit'

TMZ has obtained the 911 call made after "Seinfeld" star Jason Alexander was involved in a car vs. bike accident with a young boy in Los Angeles back in April.

The call was made by a woman who had just witnessed the accident -- she says a "nurse" had rushed to the scene to attend the injured boy.

According to the caller, Alexander was driving a Prius at the time of the incident.

As TMZ first reported, the 14-year-old on the bike only suffered a slight laceration on his head -- and law enforcement sources tell us Alexander "acted responsibly" after the crash ...staying with the boy until paramedics and police arrived on scene.

January Jones 911 Call -- 'The Driver is Not OK'

TMZ has obtained the 911 call made moments after "Mad Men" star January Jones slammed into a couple of parked cars last week.

A female witness called 911right after the incident. During the call, the witness asks January how she's doing ... January responds, "My heart is racing."

Jones later admitted to the crash -- claiming she was "being followed by paparazzi."

After the wreck, Jones' rep released a statement saying, "There was no alcohol involved and there is no investigation pending."

Tiger Woods Not the Daddy!

TMZ has learned ... a DNA test disproves the claim of Devon James -- that Tiger Woods fathered her 9-year-old son.

A source handling the situation tells TMZ the DNA test was performed in 2002, as part of "an ongoing child support battle."

We're told although the DNA test excludes Tiger, it establishes to a reasonable certainty who fathered the boy -- a guy from Florida.

The boy's pics were posted on Kikster.com. Coincidentally, he does look an awful lot like Tiger.

Charlie Sheen Not The Only Car Theft Victim

TMZ has learned ... Charlie Sheen's car was not the only vehicle stolen early Tuesday and taken to Mulholland Drive.

We've learned another car was stolen from The Summit -- a nearby gated community where Britney Spears used to live.

We're told the vehicle from The Summit was not pushed over the cliff, but it was left at a lookout point near where Charlie's car was dumped.

Remember, 4 months ago, when Charlie's first car was stolen and dumped over Mulholland, other cars were vandalized and a Bentley was pushed over a nearby cliff.

We're told so far cops don't know if the two thefts are connected.

So much for gated communities ...

Conrad Murray to Randy Jackson: Get Well Soon

Dr. Conrad Murray had some words for another Jackson with health problems.

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The doc was in Santa Monica Wednesday afternoon -- where his girlfriend and baby live -- when we asked him about Randy Jackson's bum ticker.

The doc offered no medical advice ... just good wishes.

Gary Coleman's Ex Unwanted at Private Memorial

Gary Coleman's closest friends are arranging a private memorial for the actor -- but TMZ has learned Gary's ex-wife and his parents will not be invited.

TMZ spoke with Kent Emmons and Anna Gray -- two of Gary's good friends whom the actor had selected to help execute his will.

We're told Emmons and Gray are organizing a private memorial for 15-20 of Gary's closest friends -- including Gary's "Diff'rent Strokes" co-star Todd Bridges.

We're told the group plans to honor Coleman with a night of "telling fun stories." The event is expected to go down in California sometime in the next few months.

As for why Shannon Price and Gary's parents won't be invited -- we're told Emmons and Gray don't feel it would be appropriate.

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart Married

TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married Tuesday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.

We got the tip from Lisa Stanley at K-Earth 101 in L.A. and just confirmed it ourselves.

We're told the couple was married in the Governor's mansion in Santa Fe. Their marriage license was filed Wednesday in the County Clerk's Office.

Harrison and Calista have been together for almost 8 years, and got engaged over Valentine's weekend in 2009.

Harrison is filming "Cowboys and Aliens" in New Mexico right now.

Bieber's 12-Year-Old Security Threat -- Exposed!!!

TMZ has learned the secret identity of the deadly and merciless force that nearly penetrated Justin Bieber's security this weekend -- and here she is ... at your own risk ... AN ADORABLE 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL!

TMZ spoke to 12-year-old Cristina's father (who also provided us with this photo) and we've learned the recent security breach in the Bahamas was all over -- DUN DUN DUN! -- a hug.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Cristina wanted to give Justin Bieber a hug -- one of the most dangerous martial arts moves known to man. But thankfully, Justin's crack security team intervened just in time and no one got hurt. Cristina was eventually let go.

It all went down during Bieb's photo shoot with Kim Kardashian at the Atlantis resort on Sunday. As far as we know, Cristina's still at large.

Lamar Odom's In-Law Claims NBA Finals Are Rigged

His brother-in-law plays for the Lakers -- but Robert Kardashian is still convinced that the NBA playoffs are totally "rigged."

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Kardashian -- whose sister is married to Lamar Odom -- was out before the big Game 6 match-up yesterday and told us, "The NBA is so rigged, are you kidding me ... it was gonna go to [Game] 7 from like the beginning of the year ... it's all about money."

Ultimately, he was right -- the Lake Show beat the Boston Celtics and forced a Game 7.

For now, Rob can't really prove his theory ... but with at least one former NBA ref recently confessing to all sorts of cheating ... Robert could be on to something.

So we gotta ask ..

Charlie Sheen Car Theft -- Inside Job?

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Charlie Sheen has given LAPD detectives information that raises the possibility that someone had been casing the joint when his second car in 4 months was stolen and dumped over a cliff.

As TMZ first reported -- when the first incident occurred in February -- Charlie had left his car in his driveway with the keys in the ignition. Thieves made off with the car and rolled it off a cliff on Mulholland Drive.

We're told Charlie made a habit of taking the keys out of the ignition since the February incident ... with only 2 exceptions -- the last being Monday at around 4 PM.

Sources say there's a feeling someone might have been casing Charlie's house, waiting for another opportunity to strike. Since it's a gated community, one of the avenues being explored is that a worker on the grounds could be involved.

And law enforcement sources say ... Charlie has told cops he can't think of anyone he knows who had a grudge that would manifest itself this way.

Obama Kids -- Most Baller Father's Day Gift Ever

When your father is the Leader of the Free World, there tend to be some pretty cool perks -- like when Sasha and Malia Obama went to the Lakers game last night ... and picked up an AWESOME Father's Day gift for their dad.

Sources close to the situation -- but not too close -- tell us the daughters really wanted to get their dad a Lakers jersey for his special day. So, AEG president Tim Leiweke -- whose suite they happened to be sitting in -- ran down to the Lakers team shop in the Staples Center and had an Obama jersey made up on the spot.

To top things off, Phil Jackson even autographed the gear for the kids after the game.

Way cooler than that ugly tie you were gonna get your dad.

Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller Divorce Documents

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller signed a 43-page agreement -- obtained by TMZ -- that lays out who gets what in the event they divorce ... and Brooke has made it clear ... she's not going to get less than Denise Richards.

According to the docs, signed by both Charlie and Brooke, they will get joint legal custody of their two kids. Brooke gets primary physical custody and Charlie becomes a weekend dad, getting the kids on the first, third and fifth weekends of the month from Saturday at 10 AM until Monday at 10 AM.

Brooke gets $55,000 a month in child support, plus various other expenses, but, according to the docs, "under no circumstances shall the child support paid by Charlie for Bob and Max be less than the child support paid by Charlie to Denise Richards for Sam and Lola."

TMZ broke the story ... Denise gets $50,000 a month in child support ... although the new document suggests Denise may be getting $55k a month.

Brooke waives spousal support but still cashes in. In addition to getting a 50% cut on the baby photos the couple sold to Getty Images, Brooke gets several bank accounts and a lump sum parting gift of $757,689.70.

Charlie gets the house but has to buy Brooke out to the tune of around $1 million.

Charlie also gets to keep his $5.6 mil watch collection.

At the end of the document, Brooke agrees "not to disclose to any media sources personal information relating to Charlie's sexual affairs or alleged drug usage." For his part, Charlie agrees not to talk about Brooke's alleged drug use.

And they're not allowed to talk crap about each other in front of the kids.

TMZ also obtained divorce documents that were signed by Charlie but not filed with the court ... at least not yet. The documents cite "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for divorce.

We're told no decision has been made on whether to pull the trigger on the divorce.

'Jersey Shore' Half the Cast on Chopping Block

The oil-soaked handwriting is on the wall ... TMZ has learned "Jersey Shore" is about to lose 4 familiar, overly-tanned faces in Season 3 ... to make room for 4 fresh overly-tanned faces.

Our spies tell us ... the footage that was already shot of Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny and Angelina has "underwhelmed" MTV honchos. As for replacing them for Season 3, one source said, "They should be very worried."

As for The Situation, Snooki, Pauly D and Jwoww ... they're sold for next season.

Fist pumps all around.

Kim K and Bieber Bum Rushed by 12-Year-Old

Security literally had to dive into action to protect Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian during a fashion shoot in The Bahamas last week -- after a 12-year-old "rushed" the celebs on the beach.

Sources on the shoot tell TMZ security had to "dive" on the overzealous fan to keep the little girl away from the stars. We're told nobody was hurt and they eventually let the kid go.

It's unclear if the kid was trying to get to Kim or Justin -- but the duo was rollin' with heavy security that day because of previous threats to Kim from jealous Bieber-aholics.

Michelle Obama Ballin' with Lakers & Celtics

UPDATE: Check out this shot of Michelle at the game, with daughter Malia.

TMZ has learned Michelle Obama will be attending tonight's NBA Finals game between the Lakers and the Celtics at Staples Center in L.A.

The White House just confirmed rumors that had been circling all day.

We're told the outing is a "family event" -- so we're expecting one of the First Daughters to be with her.

No word who she's rooting for -- we're sure she just wants to see a good game.