Bruno: Phone Home

Don't get too excited ...The Monkees have not reunited.

Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen of "Borat" fame, seen here as his gay, Austrian alter-ego Bruno shortly before causing a scene at Milan Fashion Week in Italy, and getting hauled to the Polizia station.

Hopefully his lawyer has a pretend hand phone as well.

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Sacha Baron Cohen pissed off Italian police and fashionistas alike yesterday after wreaking havoc through a major Milan fashion show as Bruno -- his flamboyantly gay version of Borat -- without permission.

After somehow sneaking his way onto the catwalk in a ridiculously awesome velcro suit, Cohen managed to get about halfway down the runway before a bunch of hoity toity tightasses freaked out and dragged the dude off the stage and into a waiting police car.

But fear not -- Cohen was not charged with a crime and was eventually released. Chances are, the incident will appear in his upcoming flick reportedly titled, "Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purposes of Making Heterosexual Male."

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