Brad & Angelina

At this rate, she's going to show up to the Oscars in Amish garb.

Located on Suffolk County's North Shore, the estate features two helipads, a private dock and an ELEVEN bedroom staff house. The Oscar nominated lovebirds are renting the property while Angie shoots her latest film in the area.

No word if local schools will be able to handle the overcrowding.

The 45-year-old Oscar nom gave the male version of a panty flash while at his premiere in Paris on Wednesday.

No word if he was hiding a bottle of alcohol in there.

Last night was day two of Brad Pitt's "one more drink for the road" tour of Germany.

Angelina is gonna ground him for a week for this.

Though one hand was holding Angelina's as he left a European premiere for "Benjamin Button", his other firmly grabbed an open bottle of Krombacher, a German beer. No -- he wasn't driving.

One of them was protected by the Secret Service for 44 years.

We're just sayin'.

Get a room!

With six kids, Brad knows he better play safe ... by wearing a helmet.

So Brad Pitt is trying to explain what happened when he hooked up with Angelina Jolie, and we think he doth protest a bit too much.

Pitt tells W he was "still filming after Jen [Aniston] and I split up. Even then it doesn't mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn't. I'm very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful." Tell that to Jen: She said it was "uncool."

Despite reports, TMZ has learned an ambulance did NOT pick up someone from Brad Pitt's L.A. residence -- sources say the call was made from a neighbor's house.

We repeat: Everyone at the Brangelina compound is OK -- Brad's rep confirmed.

Brad arrived at LAX on Wednesday, wearing some sort of lovely women's shirt scarf wrap thing.

At least the handbag is his.

Who wants to see Angelina ride bareback?!

If you heard recently Angelina Jolie is pregnant with the latest member of the Jolie-Pitt football club, it's not true.

So says Angie's rep Geyer Kosinski to Usmagazine.com. The glossies had been crowing about AJ announcing the pregnancy at a London restaurant (which allegedly displeased Brad Pitt) or moving the filming of her latest flick up because she was preggers. But "on-set sources" tell Us no schedule change had happened -- and have ya seen Ang lately?

Brad Pitt allegedly was none too happy about Jen Aniston slamming his baby mama in Vogue mag.

The Chicago Sun-Times cites a "very close source" of Brangelina who says AJ and BP were "totally thrown" by the Aniston interview, in which she said Ange was "uncool" for yapping about the beginnings of Brangelina in public. So much so, a source tells the paper, Brad actually called Jen to complain.

Keep Jen Aniston and Angelina Jolie out of the same room, if at all possible.

Aniston calls out the woman who stole Brad Pitt from her in a Vogue sitdown, saying it was "really uncool" Angie kept yapping about "how she couldn't wait to get to work every day" to see Bradley. "I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss," says Jen.