Brad & Angelina

We have really good spies in this department and here's what we know. As it was put to us, "Brad and Angelina don't give a f**k what the world thinks of how they're raising their kids." We're told their entire life revolves around the kids, and the houses they stay in are "dirty from the kids" -- with toys everywhere, food on the floor and fingerprints on the walls.

Roseanne went insane on her blog, scoffing that Jolie likes McCain but hasn't decided whom to endorse. Roseanne rants, "...do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican Party's worldwide economic assault on Africa..."

She also mentions two of the other kids are Vietnamese and Thai (actually Maddox is Cambodian), saying their real families are "victims of America's right wing military incursions..."

Brad knows Princess Z needs her alone time with daddy.

Fortunately, it was not THE Brad Pitt. It was an Australian boxer with the exact same name who lost a prelim match at the Olympics.

Despite being held up in appeals court over a card depicting Paris as a waitress, Hallmark's subdivision Shoebox is going ahead with birthday greetings ripping on LiLo's boozy backstory, Brangelina's brood and Jess' brains -- or lack thereof.

The new crop could file suits similar to Hilton's, but the card company ain't afraid, telling TMZ: "Some of Hallmark's new humor greeting cards are parodies of today's most popular celebrities and politicians. These cards take a satirical look at news and gossip surrounding these public figures and we do not believe the cards violate any of these public figures' rights."

Reps for Lohan, Pitt and Simpson didn't immediately comment.

Knox and Viv Jolie-Pitt have already raised more money in their lifetimes than you -- or at least most of you -- ever will.

These photos are not from war -- but they certainly have started one. More details have emerged from the pap throwdown over Brangelina photos.

Two paparazzi crazies went way over the line to get pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's family, dressing in camo and illegally trespassing on the couples' property.

Security on the premises attempted to escort the men off the property, and that's when things got violent. One photog allegedly started kicking and biting security, claiming he had Hepatitis C. We're told the wackadoodle even went as far as to wipe blood from a cut he got onto security!

Police finally arrived, and the photog claimed security attacked him. Both sides have filed legal complaints accusing the other of battery and injury.

Sources close to the couple have stated that they will prosecute this matter to its fullest extent.

And Tom and Katie think they have it rough!

Rule Number One of papping the Jolie-Pitts: Do not get all up in their property -- especially wearing camouflage.

A couple of shooters found that out the hard way, getting into a scuffle with Brad and Angelina's security after they were discovered on the grounds of the couple's chateau in southern France, clad in camouflage clothing. According to the French police, both sides filed legal complaints accusing battery and injury.

Protesters have been picketing outside the hospital in France where les enfants were born. They're outraged and claim the Mayor of Nice has been spending more time waving the kids' birth certificates and kissing the butts of American movie stars than addressing the case of a local murder victim.

Someone is going to part with megabucks for the first shots of Brangelina's twins, but if you want the snaps, you're also going to give up something else.

A source in the know tells TMZ that one of the conditions of getting the J-P twins' first pictures is that the winning mag is forbidden from using "Brangelina." Multiple sources tell us the couple hates the moniker -- but no one more than Angelina.

BTW -- the bidding is now at $16 million. Take that Levi Alves McConaughey.

No wonder Angie's giving birth every chance she gets.

The eldest of the Jolie-Pitt kids is probably anxious for the twins to arrive -- the family army on the playground will be unstoppable!

Angelina's doctor just held a press conference revealing that she hasn't yet given birth. Paging "Entertainment Tonight"!

How do you report on a story that you already said happened?

The AP is reporting that Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in the south of France to give birth to her twins, though she isn't expected to give birth immediately.

But wait -- didn't "ET" report that Angelina gave birth ... a month ago? Yeah they did -- but then they pulled the story down, though they never admitted it was wrong.

Even worse -- someone outside Crown Bar called him "Billy," as in Bob Thornton, Angie's other ex.