Clooney in Godfather: Part IV?
Brad Pitt made George Clooney an offer he couldn't refuse -- he's gonna be a godfather!
At least that's what he said last night amid a whole buncha jokes outside Dan Tana's. Believe him?
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Brangelina Wedding Rumors: Who Gives a S**t?
Did they or didn't they tie the knot this weekend? Does it even matter?
Think about it. Hollywood marriages usually just equal messy divorces -- but it's not like Angie is going to sue Brad for spousal support. She does pretty well on her own.
As for the four kids they have (and Angelina is pregnant again as we speak) they all bear the name Jolie-Pitt, so they have the gravy train coming in from both sides. Why mess with a good thing?
Bottom line: they're better off just doing the Kurt and Goldie thing.
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Get Out! Barack Related to Pitt Hillary to Angie
This is one crazy family tree! The New England Historic Genealogical Society, the oldest and largest nonprofit genealogical organization in the country, has found a way to get Barack and Hillary together -- through lineage!
They claim Barack Obama and Brad Pitt are ninth cousins, and Hillary Clinton is related to Pitt's baby mama, Angelina Jolie -- they're also ninth cousins. That family reunion would have drama for days!
The report also says that Obama is a very distant relative of President Bush. According to the Geological Society , they are 10th cousins, once removed ... whatever that means.
Barack is also linked to five other Presidents -- including Harry S. Truman and Gerald Ford.
Hillary is a distant cousin of singers Madonna, Celine Dion and Alanis Morissette, because of French-Canadian descent on her mother's side. If she doesn't win the nomination, maybe they can form a band.
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Brad and Angie: Globalicious
We can now put a number on exactly how much better Brad Pitt and Angelina are than the rest of us -- $8 million.
That's how much the do-gooding twosome donated to charity in 2006, according to their tax records. Through their foundation alone, they gave $2.4 mil away -- including a cool million to Doctors Without Borders and the Global AIDS Alliance.
Jolie, who played the wife of slain journalist Daniel Pearl in a film last year, gave $100,000 to a foundation in his honor. The movie itself only made $9 mil.
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A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 3/9 - 3/15
It was a frightening week in the Thirty Mile Zone! Mary Ann from "Gilligan's Island" was busted with someone else's Mary Jane, Patricia Heaton gave up her belly button for Lint, Angelina put on a couple of baby lbs., Jocelyn "Catwoman" Wildenstein tried to frighten people away from plastic surgery and Angelyne gave us peek of what Paris will look like in the not-so-distant future. Click the pic to check 'em out!
Not scary enough? Take a peek at the pics from last week!
Angelina -- Baby on Board
Maddox joined Angelina and her conspicuously swelling belly for a joy ride yesterday -- as the den mother took the wheel of a small prop plane at a private airport in Austin, Texas.
Flying an airplane? Perfectly safe for someone who's very not pregnant.
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Oh My Goth! Look at That Baby Bump!
For a woman who won't admit she's with biological child, Angelina Jolie sho' does like to flaunt her growing baby bump!
Morticia Angie was snapped in all her maternal glory dropping Maddox off at school in Austin, Texas on Monday.
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Angelina Shrouded in (Not-So) Secrecy
We spotted Angelina Jolie and Maddox at their Midtown hotel this afternoon, and the staff tried to do their best Villa impression with a screen to shield Angie and Mad from the paps as they hopped in their car.
There have been better ideas in the history of celebrity obscuration -- and we're told that when presidents and heads of state visit this particular hotel, shooters (photographic and otherwise) absolutely can't see a damn thing.
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Angie Not Showing Bump in the Night
Angelina Jolie was on some official-looking business in midtown Manhattan this afternoon, but that's not what anyone was looking at -- they wanted to see some bump.
When TMZ caught up with her, she was well-draped in a dark raincoat, and we tried to trick her with the ol' "Congratulations" ruse, but Jolie's too clever for that.
Holy Moly -- Look At That Baby Bump!!
There's no denying it. Brangelina are trying to make the world more attractive, one child at a time!
While the two are still mum on pregnancy rumors -- Angie's belly did the talking for the both of them yesterday at the Film Independent's Spirit Awards. For the record, Brad's rep had no comment. Suuuure.
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Brangelina Preggers Again?!
Brad and Angelina haven't confronted any pregnancy rumors, but today at the Film Independent's Spirit Awards, the two decided to use a more passive approach -- just show the bump!
If Angie's not pregnant, she has some serious gas issues!
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Finally, A Celeb Who Does Snow Right
Before finalizing the adoption of Pax, Brangelina and their brood hit up Mammoth Mountain ski resort over the weekend -- and it's so cute, you might vomit.
It's okay to be jealous.
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Brad & Angie to Pax: You're Officially One of Us!
TMZ has learned Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have officially adopted little Pax Thien.
We've learned they went to L.A. County Children's Court in Monterey Park, Calif. yesterday and appeared before a judge who finalized Pax's adoption.
The adoption was a two-step process. First, the adoption had to be approved in Vietnam, where Pax was born. The second step was getting an L.A. judge to approve the adoption -- that was done yesterday.
A rep for Angie tells us the Jolie-Pitts were literally celebrating at the courthouse. Mama Jolie walked out with a teddy bear -- a private foundation gives a stuff animal to every family that goes to Children's Court.
Hey Pax -- you're officially one of the luckiest young'uns alive!
One Adult, One Adopted Child, Please
Fresh from a weekend in the snow, Angelina Jolie and son Maddox spent some time at the movies yesterday. Their flick of choice? "The Spiderwick Chronicles."
Mommy's "naked CGI movie" is long gone from theaters.
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Brangelina and Family Get Plowed
Angelina, Brad and the fam hit the slopes at Mammoth Mountain ski resort over the weekend.
Not pictured: their child by birth.
Brad Pitt -- Who Needs a Damn Ducati
After denying Ducati's story that he was pissed about getting Tom Cruise's sloppy motorcycle seconds, Angelina's man proved you don't need a Ducati Desmosedici to look cool.
TMZ spotted badass Brad and his chopper -- inscribed with an homage to Jeff Buckley "My Sweetheart the Drunk" --- getting some real power between his legs as he left the offices of his managers Brillstein Entertainment on Wilshire Blvd. yesterday.